[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Those Kenyan nigras always win. I'm pretty sure you didn't mean that.

God makes those win to show to the world how utterly pointless marathons are. Important sports get won by decent Christian white males with blue eyes who vote Republican.

[Titus Templeton]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

The whole marathon fad started in Greece, where pretty much every male is a homosexual.

Interesting fact: Countries that start to be homosexual like Greece, will become insolvent in the future.

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

God makes those win to show to the world how utterly pointless marathons are. Important sports get won by decent Christian white males with blue eyes who vote Republican.

I've heard african negros run marathon every morning to get some dope.

[Sammy The Penitent]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Forget Iraq, we should start war with Iran for this one!

We shouldn't let terrorists force America to choose between annihilating Iraq and Iran. We have enough nuclear firepower to blow every rag headed arab in both countries into the fiery pit of hell.

...And just as a matter of principle, that fat whiny gook in North Korea.

YIC

[James Hutchins]

Food for thought:
Matthew 18:8-9
Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

The Homosexual joggers should be on their knees (if they still have them) thanking God for sparing their lives.

[HaileyHaven]

Though this was a wonderful opportunity to cast some homos into the pit of hell, it actually succeeded in sending an Asian Woman who was attending college to hell. Thank the Lord! At that age she should have been cooking for a family, not wasting her time in college.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Spandex - reason enough to incur God's wrath.

Spandex

Spandex or elastane is a synthetic fiber known for its exceptional elasticity. It is strong, but less durable than its major non-synthetic competitor, natural latex. It is a polyurethane-polyurea copolymer that was invented in 1959 by chemists C. L. Sandquist and Joseph Shivers at DuPont's Benger Laboratory in Waynesboro, Virginia. When first introduced, it revolutionized many areas of the clothing industry.

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For clothing, spandex is usually mixed with cotton or polyester, and accounts for a small percentage of the final fabric, which therefore retains most of the look and feel of the other fibers. In North America it is rare in men's clothing, but prevalent in women's. An estimated 80% of clothing sold in the United States contained spandex in 2010.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spandex