[Faith_Machine]

Friends, as you well know, laying a beating on a "person of color" or a sodomist carries a stiffer penalty than laying the same beating on a God-fearing white male heterosexual, because it's a "hate crime."

Well, leave it to Berkeley, the most liberal city in the country, to add hippies on bicycles to the list of people who are more equal than the rest of us:

New Code Gives Cyclists a Chance to Fight "Harassment."

...Next month, the city plans to add a new chapter to Berkeley's Municipal Code prohibiting the harassment of bicyclists "because of, in whole or in part, the bicyclist’s status as a bicyclist." Violators could face a civil lawsuit, be liable for damages and end up paying court fees.

The purpose of the new code is to encourage more lawyers to take on cases of harassment against cyclists, according to Councilmember Kriss Worthington. Worthington introduced the ordinance in September last year and said he was inspired to do so after hearing from bicyclists that it was near impossible to find lawyers willing to help with cyclist harassment cases, since there was little guarantee of a win...

So that's just lovely. The next time some dope-addled hipster on his "fixie" puts a dent in my car, I'm guilty of a hate crime!

Bicyclists tend to be scofflaws who habitually ignore the rules of the road and cause accidents. Worse yet, the vast majority of them are jobless bums. Why else would they be riding a bike instead of driving a car? A lot of them are also eco-terrorists and runners for drug dealers.

The Bible has much to say about such mischief being enshrined in law:

Psalm 94:20

Shall the throne of iniquity have fellowship with thee, which frameth mischief by a law?

I give much more weight to God's laws than man's, so you may rest assured I will continue to sound my horn, rev my engine, and throw trash at any bicyclist who attempts to violate my right of way as a motorist!

[Seth Campbell]

It's Berkley, what do you expect?

[Faith_Machine]

I avoid Berkeley as much as I possibly can. Even their restaurants are fronts for dangerous New Age cults.

[Seth Campbell]

National Guard should have wiped out everyone under the age of 30 back in '70. Or just wiped out the whole town. If San Fransisco is the new Sodom, Berkley is the new Gomorrah.

[Faith_Machine]

Let's not forget Oakland. Like Berkeley, Oakland is known for eateries that are fronts for dangerous cults.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I've been thinking of a program in Freehold that Berkley also needs. This is a bicycle bounty program.

It is similar to the gun ammesty deal some cities do--people are paid for turning in their guns.

We have too many bicycles in Freehold and I'm planning a program to buy up most of them and haul them to the Freehold Landfill. It might be a program we can market nationally.

[Faith_Machine]

Mayor Joe Hold, that is an absolutely capital idea! But instead of dumping all those bikes into a landfill, why not have their metal beaten into swords?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Every fringe group gets special privileges denied to us normal people (straight, white, Christian, middle- to upper-class men who drive SUV's). When I visited relatives back east, I noticed that that many streets in Washington, District of Corruption, had been restriped for bicycle lanes at the expense of space for regular vehicles. How was I supposed to maneuver my Lincoln Navigator?

[Faith_Machine]

You could maybe install one of these on the front.

[Nobar King]

I've been subject to bicycle harassment even in the conservative state of Iowa. I can't tell you how many times I have been sitting at a stop sign and some bike fag all dressed up in tights rides up yelling at me or even worse just flipping me the bird for a good solid minute. I think it's the bicyclists who should be getting sued for harassment.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

This all sounds to familiar. In the netherlands, when you drive a car and hit some socialist bicyclist (the opening "bi" says it all) the car driver directly gets the blame... And all thos irritating bicycle paths that you can't drive on....
Well, I can only hope for better times

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by LBC loving Dutchmen

This all sounds to familiar. In the netherlands, when you drive a car and hit some socialist bicyclist (the opening "bi" says it all) the car driver directly gets the blame... And all thos irritating bicycle paths that you can't drive on....
Well, I can only hope for better times

Every time I see you post I shed a manly tear for you for living in such a socialist hell. I was unfortunate enough to visit the Netherlands in my youth and the number of bicycles on the roads was dreadful.

Be strong, and know that your courage in enduring such an outpost for God will have its reward.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

Thank you for your support. I thank Jesus for giving me the strength to see the truth in those devil worshiping bicyclists. I think those "handlebars" are representative for devils horns (Revelations 13:11). If they'd only had a normal steering wheel, that might make it less obvious. Well easier to recognize and target for us

[Thomas Dalton]

I understood from my uncle that in any Dutch city with canals bicycles that are not chained down immediately disappear in said canals, so there are still some people left doing God's work, even in such a Hellish country.

Halleluja!