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Default Re: Hello capitalists! - 11-10-2016, 02:43 AM

Hello comrades! I think it must be a great day for all of you. At our party, we are commanded to be happy now that Donald Trump won the election to be leader of the world. Under his command, with a few whispers from Comrade Putin, the world will be a better place to live.


As we are under attack from pseudo –leftists all around the globe that preach that Hillary was a better option, the party had to launch a statement to help the proletarian avant-garde to be clarified.


Here is the statement, but as I’m ordered not to break any of the forum rules, I had to insert some biblical references in between. I hope you can appreciate and use the references, and disregard the rest of the contents that I am forced to post due to the decision from the politburo.

Statement from the Revolutionary Workers Party, member of the IV International:


1) The RWP supports all efforts to make the working class stronger. The Donald Trump campaign was based on bringing back to America the jobs from China and Mexico. That is a huge step in making America’s working class stronger. China is already communist so we don’t care and Mexico deserves the worst for letting Trotsky being killed.
As every American will have a job, there will be no reason to steal and Mr Trump policy on law enforcement could be applied with no moral constrains. We recommend looking at gulags as a way to make sure that even jailed people contributes by working.
Your biblical reference about punishment by forced labor:
Ephesians 4:28 - Let him that stole steal no more: but rather let him labour, working with [his] hands the thing which is good, that he may have to give to him that needeth.
2) We recognize that under Trump homosexuality will be treated as a disease, as it was discovered by the Soviet scientists and published in the Great Soviet Encyclopedia. Also the laws could be based on the Article 121 from 1934 SSSR legislation. As a Trotskyist party, we know the imperfection of the soviet era after the banning of our prophet. But nevertheless we defend the SSSR against its enemies, so we defend its rules and regulations.
Your biblical reference:
Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination.
3) Mr Trump said that he will restrict the “free commerce” with other countries. As Marx stated that any development of commerce between a communist country and a capitalist country will lead to the disappearing of the communist country; so Mr Trump’s measures will strengthen the position of communist countries.
International commerce is done by merchants, so this is what your Bible has to say about them…
Ecclesiasticus 26:29 - A merchant shall hardly keepe himselfe from doing wrong: and an huckster shall not be freed from sinne.
4) The new president stated that no longer foreign people will be admitted in the US. Those are great news as that was a way for the labor class of “shithole” countries to escape the need for a revolution. No more “American dream” for all the mesoamericans, which now will have to focus on liberation.
Biblical call for liberation:
John 8:32 - And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


As stated above, the RWP will be supporting Donald Trump in every measure he takes. We are very pleased that America has rejected the false liberal option of Hillary Clinton and that pseudo-socialism represented by Sanders has never been an option.
Revolutionary Workers Party - Undisclosed location, 11-09-2016


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Default Re: Hello capitalists! - 11-10-2016, 08:17 AM

Would that be the Partido Revolucionario de los Trabajadores or the Partido Obrero Revolucionario?


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Default Re: Hello capitalists! - 11-10-2016, 10:15 AM

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Would that be the Partido Revolucionario de los Trabajadores or the Partido Obrero Revolucionario?
None. Those two are deviations from the real communism. We are trying to make a subgroup of those two parties break and form a new party in Mexico. We are still working on the name in Spanish as all of them seem to be already taken.


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