[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by vikingur

First of all on the Cock museum in Iceland you can see the one of the biggest cocks in the universe.

Ah, so they don't just have those tiny Icelandic penises but they also have American ones.

p.s I love to masturbate

Do you need a magnification glass while you masturbate as well?


Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

Being an idiot is not an excuse: Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened."

[agustbestur]

What the fu*k is wrong with you people
Iceland is a great country
God HATES america!!!

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by agustbestur

Iceland is a great country

Perhaps for those who are gay, like prostitutes or are into TV shows with children dressed as whores.

God HATES america!!!

That must be why Iceland has all the nukes, has the biggest economy and wins all the wars and... Oh wait, America is still the greatest nation on the planet.

Why you should not curse: Exodus 20:7 "Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain."

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Of course it's real you heathen! It is as real as the flames of Hell, which I'm sure you will see.

[Sense1]

This must be the stupidest homepage I’ve ever seen and of course it’s written by an American. Who else would try to talk trash about another country and put in a picture of totally different flag

At least I know something about the U.S and your flag, your nation always state that the thirteen stripes in your flag are for good luck, but sorry you couldn’t be more wrong ! Here’s why everebody hates USA.

You are stupid !
You still think that the earth is flat
You are killing yourself by eating junk-food for every meal, you can’t cook anything on your own, that’s too complicated

You have millions of nukes, who the hell needs so many ? one is enough unless you’re trying to make up for something (like your penis size)
Your favorite book is the bible of all things !
You are always in war with some other nation, how about trying to win one you haven’t won any wars on your own like you claim !
You’re the fattest nation in the UNIVERSE !
You’re ignorant and FAT but you think its fine as long as you have your six pack and beef jerky
You cannot find Bin Laden no you can’t even do that, that’s just too hard. Shit.. everybody knows he’s in Pakistan hiding in a cave You should know what a cave is, looks like you live in one!
You manufacture guns in number of billions and keep them in our home so you can shoot and kill each other, praise the lord !! how piffleed up is that…
You have more serial-killers than any other country has and will ever have !

And one more thing, piffle you !

[GOD=life]

Originally Posted by Sense1

This must be the stupidest homepage... You are stupid ! ...
You are killing yourself ... too complicated ... You’re ignorant and FAT ... you can’t even do that, that’s just too hard. Shit.. And one more thing, piffle you !

Thank you for your kind words. You are honestly one of the most polite icelanders we've seen thus far.

Now what brings you to God's favorite forum?

[True Disciple]

Originally Posted by agustbestur

What the fu*k is wrong with you people
Iceland is a great country
God HATES america!!!

We have already explained dozens of times in various threads why God hates Iceland. I'm not going to repeat it to you again. God has provided this Forum with a "Search" option, you know.

Originally Posted by ragga1511

hahahahahahaha just had to tell you my feelings Þetta er núsh4egajtfv6b sgqeyubhið sniðuð umrahwra samt, staðfestir ennþá fremurshgfytfvkhbnmc fjuwekufa er satt eða ekki

Why are you trying to eat your keyboard?

Originally Posted by Sense1

This must be the stupidest homepage I’ve ever seen and of course it’s written by an American. Who else would try to talk trash about another country and put in a picture of totally different flag

I can't really see the difference between those viking flags, and it doesn't really matter to either God or us.

At least I know something about the U.S and your flag, your nation always state that the thirteen stripes in your flag are for good luck, but sorry you couldn’t be more wrong !

Then why are we the greatest, most powerful nation on this planet?

You are stupid !

And this is an intelligent response to that...

You still think that the earth is flat

It is. Read the Bible, you retard.

You are killing yourself by eating junk-food for every meal, you can’t cook anything on your own, that’s too complicated

Apologize at once, boy! We True Christians™ proudly boast some of the best cooking Housewives of the country, and our children are kept healthy by the seasonal Bible Gun Camps. And then there's Project Habakkuk, of course...

You have millions of nukes, who the hell needs so many ? one is enough unless you’re trying to make up for something (like your penis size)

Mind your language, boy. This is a Family Friendly Forum!

You are always in war with some other nation, how about trying to win one you haven’t won any wars on your own like you claim !

We have won the following wars on our own:

1. The Independance War
2. Several Wars with Mexico
3. The War with Spain
4. World War 1
5. World War 2
6. The Cold War

And we are busy winning this one:
7. The War Against Terror

You’re the fattest nation in the UNIVERSE !

God certainly has blessed us with incredible wealth. We are very thankful for that.

You cannot find Bin Laden no you can’t even do that, that’s just too hard. Shit.. everybody knows he’s in Pakistan hiding in a cave You should know what a cave is, looks like you live in one!

We like to keep Bin Laden around. His presence somewhere makes it easier for the Godless UN to approve invading an evil, godless country. If we would kill him, we would lose that advantage.

You manufacture guns in number of billions and keep them in our home so you can shoot and kill each other, praise the lord !! how piffleed up is that…

Are you denying us our God-given right to defend ourselves?

You have more serial-killers than any other country has and will ever have !

That's because we are the greatest country of the world. A large population automatically implies a large number of psychopaths. That's simple logic.

And one more thing, piffle you !

How were you going to do that?

[marcux]

stating that you know gods opinion on Iceland, yourselves and the rest of humanity is blasphemy (oops! this happens so often on this site). The bible is inaccurate and has changed with human history, inspired by need of governments to control masses of population. I do not believe that god has spoken to anyone on this planet, he only warms us with his presence.

God is all about love, peace, personal growth and good times together without fighting. And to proclaim that you are proud to be a part of the most corrupted and murderous nation on this planet is a good demonstration of how brainwashed you really are.

I write this with a smile. I do not believe in sin. I think god is not here to judge anyone. Only to have a good time watching his beloved creation grow, without tampering with it, only love it.

I am a happy person, I have a magnificent family and friends. I have a friend who is a satanist. I have friends who are gnostic, Catholic, you name it. All very nice people.

None of them trash-talking about other people, unlike many members of this site.
This is my opinion, one mans thoughts. Nothing is holy.

[st. Nikulas]

A prayer for my stupid friends in icelandic:

[Demonic prayer removed]

[VikingRaider]

Yarr we shall plunder yer' lands!

[Mrs. Rogers]

Originally Posted by VikingRaider

Yarr we shall plunder yer' lands!

"Yarr"? It would seem you Eskimos have confused being a Viking with being a Hellywood actor.

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[James Dewitt]

Mrs. Rodgers don't fret the long shore men at New York's harbor are on alert. A freighter came to port on Wednesday and reported seeing three wooden row boats filled with nine drunken Icelanders headed for the city. They should arrive some time next week, if their booze and courage holds out.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Originally Posted by James Dewitt

Mrs. Rodgers don't fret the long shore men at New York's harbor are on alert. A freighter came to port on Wednesday and reported seeing three wooden row boats filled with nine drunken Icelanders headed for the city. They should arrive some time next week, if their booze and courage holds out.

Thank you for the update, Brother Dewitt. As the words "booze" and "courage" are interchangeable in Icelandic (so I've been told), it is difficult to gage which will hold out longer. I've got money on "booze", however.

[Christian SideHug]

Maybe God hates Iceland but not Raptor Jesus!

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Christian SideHug

Maybe God hates Iceland but not Raptor Jesus!

This is just pathetic. Did the Eskimos come crying to 4chan to get you to be their help against the Baptists? Hmm.. Maybe they want you to be their own personal army?

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Sense1

You are killing yourself by eating junk-food for every meal, you can’t cook anything on your own, that’s too complicated

I never eat junk food. I always kill my own food and my wife prepares great meals out of that.

You have millions of nukes, who the hell needs so many ?

If we kill something we want to be sure it is dead.

penis size

What is this obsession in Iceland with penis size? Is this because all of them are so small in Iceland?

you haven’t won any wars

That must be why everyone in Europe is speaking German, why Japan rules all of Asia and why Saddam Hussein still rules Irak... (Hint we and our allies won all of those wars...)

[James Hutchins]

Has anyone noticed that every person from Iceland is either banned or in QT? Just goes to show what all people from islands are like. Hatei, toothless brits, austrians (and those NZ neighbors, the abos), e-ski-moes, the whole lot, nothing but trouble.
This is exactly why God placed them on islands, away from decent folk. Not one of these heathens care about God. They care nothing of His Bible.

[stratus]

I am new to this forum but it seems to me that there is a lot of unnecessary anger and hostility here and it makes me quite sad actually. Doesn't our lord Jesus talk about forgiveness and not to judge? Does he not talk about loving ones enemies? Where is this love here??

I am Icelandic and I try to be a good christian, I try to follow the word of our lord. I am not without sin and anyone here who says they are.. Well I guess they have bigger man than me to answer to. But i would never go around saying that god hates USA or any other nation for that matter.
I think it is really arrogant to presume that you know the mind of god. Who are you to say that god hates Iceland. Icelandis a peace loving nation who, as mentioned before, does not even have an army. We do not have an army because we believe in solving our differences in a peaceful manner. I wonder if building big silos filled with atomic weapons would make Jesus happy. Was that part of his teachings? Believe in god or you will be nuked?? I don't think that the quantity of gods love for a nation can be measured in its nuclear capability or how many war it has won.

We have had the misfortune to have some misguided bankers that weakened our economy to the brink of bankruptcy. Looking at your country is doesn't seem that you have been blessed with better bankers. I do not see the relevance in banking and god hating Iceland.

I think we should forgive each other and to show compassion to each other.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by stratus

I am new to this forum but it seems to me that there is a lot of unnecessary anger and hostility here and it makes me quite sad actually. Doesn't our lord Jesus talk about forgiveness and not to judge?

You did not read the Bible at all or did you only read the fluffy parts?

Why you need to follow the entire Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

Why we must judge you to save your soul: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

[True Disciple]

Originally Posted by marcux

stating that you know gods opinion on Iceland, yourselves and the rest of humanity is blasphemy (oops! this happens so often on this site).

Where did you get that silly idea? From the Holy Bible, we can learn how God thinks about certain things, and if we then want to judge other people or countries, it is just a simple matter of weighing a country's evils against its positive sides.
Additionally, we are filled with the Holy Spirit, who guides our judgment, so we can't possibly be wrong. If you say we are, you are blaspheming the Holy Spirit, which is the only unforgivable sin. Then you certainly will be suffering horrific torture for the rest of all eternity.

The bible is inaccurate and has changed with human history, inspired by need of governments to control masses of population. I do not believe that god has spoken to anyone on this planet, he only warms us with his presence.

You deny the authenticity of God's Word, then deny God speaking to His Children at all, and at the same time accuse us of blasphemy. You've got nerve, boy!

God is all about love, peace, personal growth and good times together without fighting. And to proclaim that you are proud to be a part of the most corrupted and murderous nation on this planet is a good demonstration of how brainwashed you really are.

Your image of God is radically different from The Living God, as portrayed in His One True Word™, the Infallible KJV Bible. As True Christians™, we follow the Bible only, and as such pay no attention to your unbiblical ideas about God.

I write this with a smile. I do not believe in sin.

So you have no morals whatsoever, yet still think you are in a position to teach us anything about ethics? Do you realize how ridiculous that is?

I think god is not here to judge anyone. Only to have a good time watching his beloved creation grow, without tampering with it, only love it.

Five Three words: Read the Bible, you idiot

I am a happy person, I have a magnificent family and friends. I have a friend who is a satanist. I have friends who are gnostic, Catholic, you name it. All very nice people.

What gives you the illusion that you can get to heaven by being nice?

None of them trash-talking about other people, unlike many members of this site.

We are not trashtalking. We are summarizing God's thoughts about Iceland.

This is my opinion, one mans thoughts. Nothing is holy.

It was clear already that you did not have any respect whatsoever for even the most sacred things in this world. Not that I would expect anything from a raping, pillaging, drunk, Icelandic viking...

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Has anyone noticed that every person from Iceland is either banned or in QT? Just goes to show what all people from islands are like. Hatei, toothless brits, austrians (and those NZ neighbors, the abos), e-ski-moes, the whole lot, nothing but trouble.
This is exactly why God placed them on islands, away from decent folk. Not one of these heathens care about God. They care nothing of His Bible.

Indeed, that is a very clear pattern, Brother. Never thought of it like that before. Maybe this explains the following Scripture Verse:

Revelation 16:20:
And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found

I would like to add another Scripture Verse to that:

Revelation 1:3:
Blessed is he that readeth, and they that hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written therein: for the time is at hand.

Originally Posted by stratus

I am new to this forum but it seems to me that there is a lot of unnecessary anger and hostility here and it makes me quite sad actually. Doesn't our lord Jesus talk about forgiveness and not to judge? Does he not talk about loving ones enemies? Where is this love here??

Read many, many previous answers to this question...

I am Icelandic and I try to be a good christian, I try to follow the word of our lord.

That is nice to hear. Not very believable, however, seeing that the rest of your post consists of complete denial of Biblical Christian Morals™.Why don't you follow the entire Bible, instead of only the parts you like?

I am not without sin and anyone here who says they are.. Well I guess they have bigger man than me to answer to.

We do not claim to be without sin:

Romans 3:10:
As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one.

However, Jesus died for our sins, and as we accepted Him, they are forgiven. You have not accepted Him, which is clear because you completely disregard the Holy Bible.

Icelandis a peace loving nation who, as mentioned before, does not even have an army.

Then why are all those idiot vikings posting here and claiming to be preparing an invasion (as if the despicable act of attacking our Precious Children's Innocence with lazytown wasn't evil enough)?

I wonder if building big silos filled with atomic weapons would make Jesus happy. Was that part of his teachings? Believe in god or you will be nuked?? I don't think that the quantity of gods love for a nation can be measured in its nuclear capability or how many war it has won.

Jesus uses America as a tool to nuke evil countries, like Japan. Why would he oppose nukes then? Consider the following passage:

Matthew 10:34:
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

I think we should forgive each other and to show compassion to each other.

We do. It is because of Christian Love™ that we bother to warn you for the coming judgment. If you, as a nation, repent from your sins and accept Christ, God may have mercy on you, as he had on Nineveh:

Jonah 3:4-10:
And Jonah began to enter into the city a day's journey, and he cried, and said, Yet forty days, and Nineveh shall be overthrown. So the people of Nineveh believed God, and proclaimed a fast, and put on sackcloth, from the greatest of them even to the least of them.
For word came unto the king of Nineveh, and he arose from his throne, and he laid his robe from him, and covered him with sackcloth, and sat in ashes.
And he caused it to be proclaimed and published through Nineveh by the decree of the king and his nobles, saying, Let neither man nor beast, herd nor flock, taste any thing: let them not feed, nor drink water:
But let man and beast be covered with sackcloth, and cry mightily unto God: yea, let them turn every one from his evil way, and from the violence that is in their hands.
Who can tell if God will turn and repent, and turn away from his fierce anger, that we perish not?
And God saw their works, that they turned from their evil way; and God repented of the evil, that he had said that he would do unto them; and he did it not.

We are praying daily for your immortal souls, you know. We don't want you to go to Hell. Sadly, you haven't shown any sign of remorse so far.