I'm sure you'll all join me in congratulating Pastor Zach Zehnder for loving God enough to deliver a
53 hour and 18 second sermon...
But come on... record breaking?
Pastor Zeke's record still stands at
64 hours and 23 minutes, and it's hardly our fault the folks from The Guinness Book of World Records couldn't be there to personally witness Zeke's triumph. After all, unsaved trash are not allowed in Freehold, except when they obtain special permission in advance. Next time, hopefully Freehold Security will be a little faster about processing that request.
(Protip for Guinness Book officials: If you want to get through security faster, don't send guys wearing turbans.)
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