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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dr. Niles! -
11-07-2014, 04:26 PM
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dr. Niles! -
11-07-2014, 04:33 PM
Happy Birthday, Brother in Christ! May you waiting time to enter the Heavenly Pastures be not too long and tedious!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Posts: 8,762
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dr. Niles! -
11-07-2014, 04:44 PM
Dr Niles, and thank you for everything you do for us.
In honor of your birthday, little Hannah has baked your favorite chocolate pie.
She says to be sure to share it with your delightful young nephew.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dr. Niles! -
11-07-2014, 05:05 PM
Happy Birhtday Dr. Niles. May Jesus bestow upon you His good favor while you have what little time left to prepare to meet Him.
By the way, thank you for your help with my 'early arrival issue'. No more coming to the party too early for me!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Posts: 23,730
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dr. Niles! -
11-07-2014, 08:51 PM
A most Blessed Birthday, Dr. Niles! I imagine you and your sweet nephew are right at this moment painting the town red in honor of your service and loyalty to our Redeemer!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Posts: 13,142
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dr. Niles! -
11-08-2014, 02:59 AM
I hope that you've had a very happy birthday, Dr. Niles, and that you've enjoed the birthday cake I made for you:
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dr. Niles! -
11-08-2014, 03:09 AM
Many Happy Returns of the day, Dr. Niles. Don't forget to send over your birthday Love Offering©.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: San Francisco, California
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dr. Niles! -
11-08-2014, 10:34 AM
Oh Dr. Niles, I can't tell you how exciting it is to know that pastors have granted me special permission to Skype with you and your young, clean-limbed nephew on your birthday! I'm wearing my special party hat!
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Posts: 582
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Under the watchful eye of my husband
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dr. Niles! -
11-08-2014, 11:05 PM
Happy Belated Birthday!
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Posts: 9,051
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dr. Niles! -
11-09-2014, 02:29 AM
Many thanks, brethren and the ladies, for your birthday well wishes.
Unfortunately my vibrant, clean limb young Nephew fell off his bicycle and broke two of his legs, today so it has not been a great day.
I was sat in hospital with him all morning when a MALE nurse (who happened to to be a Nigra, but that's not for now), demanded to give my youthful young Nephew a so called 'bed bath'.
As you can imagine my heart was racing
So I had to watch as the Nigra buck's surprisingly dexterous, yet calloused hands soaped my young, clean limbed, pearlescent skinned, young Nephew's supple body to make sure no gaiety, froterage or bum touchery occurred
Fortunately none did.
Jesus wins again!
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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