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Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists? -
05-08-2011, 11:10 PM
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Brave men and women with tattoos, go into battle
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Cannon fodder to rid the forces of disruptive atheists and Godmockers
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THE LORD IS MY WEAPON FOOL!
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What is a "weapon fool"? It sounds pretty insulting to The Lord of Hosts!
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Leveyian Satanists do not worship rams, they worship goats,
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It must be quite strange to be able to buy your own god and then eat him afterwards! (That's what Catlix do you know - eat Jesus... weird... are you a Catholic Satanist?)
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Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists? -
05-08-2011, 11:12 PM
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*** tl:dr ***
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I see that you and your homo buddy have finally self-destructed.
You all do. You think you know the Bible, but you cherry pick it.
You claim to be some military hero, but you're probably a supply clerk or some signal corps weenie.
Try reading the Bible before you die of the AIDS and spend eternity in Eternal Fire, friend.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists? -
05-08-2011, 11:14 PM
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But the middle east is not in Iraq! I did come to flame you all. Your comments are foolish, weak and blind like that fool Pastor that runs this hypocritical forum. I didn't join to stay. I joined to break the very rules that keep you all blind. Calling you Widow Whiford is not a death threat so go ahead and call the cops. I dare ya, WIDOW WHITFORD! If your husband were to pass on the job, that is the hand of my father, smiting you for your misbeliefs. Every single one of you is an American reflection of the Jihadists that threaten the USA everyday. Brave men and women with tattoos, go into battle to protect you and this is how you repay them, with racist remarks and anti-american comments.
Pastor E. I'm contacting an attorney about a possible civil suit for your tolerance of racism. I know plenty of baptists that would be disgraced by this forum. Make your threats upon me? THE LORD IS MY WEAPON FOOL! I WAS CAST FROM HIS LEFT HAND OF DESTRUCTION AND FURY AND YOUR SLANDEROUS COMMENTS ARE FOR HIS VENGEANCE ALONE. LET ME BE YOUR TOOL OF DISCIPLINE FATHER, AS I WIPE THE DIRTY MOUTHS OF DECAY AND SLANDER FROM YOUR NAME!
Leveyian Satanists do not worship rams, they worship goats,
Chrylser uses a pentastar which is a five sided object and totally different from the CIRCULAR pentacle/pentagram
Pentagrams are used by satanists
Pentacles are used by wiccans
Pagans used glyphs like the vikings did
Wiccans are a culture of earth magic of light, green and shadow. But the are not satanists.
Pentacles point up
Pentagrams point down. Open your eyes and observe some common sense.
You're all surrounded by hell on accord of your own words and yet you CHOOSE to live here. If you don't like America, leave! (But don't go to the land of wops or inferior japs cuz they will slap you to death for your stupidity)
The mention of morningstar has absolutely no relation to the pentastar outside that they both say star. Stop making ridiculous reaches to make point. Pastor, don't send me emails about making an ass of myself when you have successfully started an entire forum that reflects your retardation. I know you'll all write this off as the devil living within me but undeniably, none of you even know me and if my words are the devil, then you've already denied Christ in all of his teachings and this church is officially a fraud. You're all attention starved frauds and felicity, you need my dick.
Feel the sting of truth,
The sting of the skorpyun.
OOOOOHH. Ok you bitch ass pastor, you can delete me now.
<----btw that's a nice little depiction of murder (even if they did deserve it), I thought you all were living in God's word? Hypocrites! :de vil: :dev il:
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Do you have your father's permission to use his computer, missy?
That is not the way young lady (or even heathen trollop) should behave in public.
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Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists? -
05-08-2011, 11:20 PM
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this site is whack for sure. but entertaining on the other hand.
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I'm pretty sure that I know what you are insinuating, here, buddy, can't you just keep it to yourself?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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05-08-2011, 11:30 PM
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I'm pretty sure that I know what you are insinuating, here, buddy, can't you just keep it to yourself?
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why would i keep it to myself? this is top notch entertainment.
Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
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Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists? -
05-09-2011, 12:48 AM
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Pastor E. I'm contacting an attorney about a possible civil suit for your tolerance of racism.
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Even though there's no tolerance for racism here, I find it interesting that he has no tolerance for the Constitution...
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Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists? -
05-09-2011, 01:03 AM
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Even though there's no tolerance for racism here, I find it interesting that he has no tolerance for the Constitution...
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Hello Mrs. Whitford,
I mean no disrespect, but have you ever done any modeling for any of the Christian periodicals.? I sense the aura of the Holy Spirit surrounding you.
For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
1 Timothy 2:13
Yours in Jesus the Almighty,
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Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists? -
05-09-2011, 01:09 AM
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Leveyian Satanists do not worship rams, they worship goats...
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No, actually. LaVey Satanists completely reject all forms of worship.
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Chrylser uses a pentastar which is a five sided object and totally different from the CIRCULAR pentacle/pentagram
Pentagrams are used by satanists
Pentacles are used by wiccans
Pagans used glyphs like the vikings did
Wiccans are a culture of earth magic of light, green and shadow. But the are not satanists.
Pentacles point up
Pentagrams point down...
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You know something, pal? That argument is about as ridiculous as if I were to show you this Nazi swastika...
And then I was to show you this Tibetan Buddhist swastika...
...and then try to convince you the latter swastika was less evil because it goes counter-clockwise and is a symbol of Buddhism, rather than Naziism.
Do you see how absurd that is? Either way, it's against God, and a symbol of an evil ideology, just like your pentacles and pentagrams, regardless of which way they're pointing. If I turn a lump of excrement over, it's still a lump of excrement. If I show you a mirror image of a lump of excrement, you're still looking at excrement!
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists? -
05-09-2011, 03:25 AM
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Hello Mrs. Whitford,
I mean no disrespect, but have you ever done any modeling for any of the Christian periodicals.? I sense the aura of the Holy Spirit surrounding you.
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Thank you, but even if my husband, Mr. Whitford, allowed it, I have no need to work.
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Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists? -
05-09-2011, 03:51 AM
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Well if you people on this site symbolize all those going to heaven......thank God that I'm going to hell..........
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I already did, but I'll be happy to do so again!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists? -
05-09-2011, 04:31 AM
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why would i keep it to myself? this is top notch entertainment.
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That is certainly true!!!
I havent laughed this much in a long time....
You guys are right....Mopar (Dodge, Christ-ler, Jeep) is the root and cause of all evil......lmao.
Come on.....Really???
The largest conspiracy theorists around are heavily religious people....
oh and by the way....
"I dream of being Jimmie Johnson's Pit Tramp"
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Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists? -
05-09-2011, 04:33 AM
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"I dream of being Jimmie Johnson's Pit Tramp"
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Another homosexual. Color me shocked.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists? -
05-09-2011, 04:38 AM
and what the hell is with me being "unsaved trash"....
Thats not nice!
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05-09-2011, 04:43 AM
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Another homosexual. Color me shocked.
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Hmmm...lets see...
Homosexuality is romantic and/or sexual attraction or behavior between members of the same sex or gender.
Im a guy (with a penis) and I enjoy....reallllly enjoy a woman (with a va gi na (Had to space them out, cause I guess that part of the body offends the staff here....it would not let me post it all together but yet it let me post the word penis.....Hmmmmm....You guys wanna say something??)).
I dont seem to fit the criteria to your theory.
I would love to color on you tho!!
"I dream of being Jimmie Johnson's Pit Tramp"
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists? -
05-09-2011, 04:44 AM
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and what the hell is with me being "unsaved trash"....
Thats not nice!
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Then accept Christ into your heart and become SAVED! Sheesh! It's not that difficult!
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Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists? -
05-09-2011, 04:44 AM
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and what the hell is with me being "unsaved trash"....
Thats not nice!
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Neither is your persecution of us as we discuss whether or not we should organize a boycott of this rather suspicious looking brand.
Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.
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Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists? -
05-09-2011, 04:46 AM
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Then accept Christ into your heart and become SAVED! Sheesh! It's not that difficult!
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Mrs. Whitford, homosexuals are notorious for not following the rules.
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Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists? -
05-09-2011, 04:51 AM
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"I dream of being Jimmie Johnson's Pit Tramp"
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Yep, you're definitely a homosexual. You are aware that Mr. Jones has already married his "pit tramp", right?
Stop fantasizing about being lubed up, used, and abused by a race car driver and start praying for the Lord to enter and fill you with His Holy Spirit!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists? -
05-09-2011, 05:57 AM
You all are going to hell for thinking of this mess...have you nothing better to do in your measly pathetic lives, but sit in front of a computer, dreaming up far fetched conspiracy theories?
Plus, you have no right to judge anybody for their sins...only one person can do that...and by judging other people, I dont see how you can call yourselves Christian in any way at all...
If Jesus could drive, he would be sure as hell sitting his ass in a Dodge product...
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Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists? -
05-09-2011, 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted by DevilDodge
You all are going to hell for thinking of this mess...have you nothing better to do in your measly pathetic lives, but sit in front of a computer, dreaming up far fetched conspiracy theories?
Plus, you have no right to judge anybody for their sins...only one person can do that...and by judging other people, I dont see how you can call yourselves Christian in any way at all...
If Jesus could drive, he would be sure as hell sitting his ass in a Dodge product...
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So Jesus would drive THIS?
Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.
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