[JediKnight]

[QUOTE=James Dewitt;570068][QUOTE=JediKnight;570059]J

Look Princess, I do not know what your problem is with Caucasians, but pleases stop referring to me as white. I just returned from Tahiti and have a nice tan.

I have no problem with Caucasians. I just find the hypocrisy that you call yourself as such in a politcally correct term but refer to African-Americans as 'black' people.

Do you hate yourself, kinda low on the self esteem thing huh. Well maybe you should ask Jesus to love you.

I don't hate myself but neither do I love myself. I know that I'm a flawed person and I ask of Jesus to forgive me of my flaws for I know that I can't be perfect like he and his father are - something which I add to my list of flaws.

You can ask God, I fear he will not hear you. He only listens to True Christians™

What makes a person a True Christian? An internet forum name? I follow the word of the Lord, I put my trust into him and he is the one who has given me the free will, freedom of thought and the one who has given me the chance to spread his word. Yet here I'm labelled as 'Unsaved Trash' - something which isn't true due to the fact that I accepted Jesus as my saviour.

Are we to accept you as a False Christian the same as we do True Christians™?

I wish to be accepted as a Christian. What is the difference between true and false Christianity? We both follow the word of God in the same way do we not?

Deuteronomy 13:6-10

If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

So you're saying that I should be stoned to death for placing my trust into the same God that you do. For being a Christian I shall be stoned to death.

[JediKnight]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Only those who repent are forgiven. Did you repent, or did you pray to "Obi Wan" and "Yoda", a real human and a Muppet?

Surely you've just decided to ignore the pure idiocy in that post?

Landover Baptist Church has trademarked "True Christian™" so that when false Christian churches use it -- those who do not follow the WHOLE Bible -- LBC can force them to stop.

"Saved™" is likewise trademarked. We can't have Pennycoastals with their blasphemous jibberjabber (speaking in "tongues", they call it) claiming to be Saved and confusing the lost sheep!

I will say thank you for actually explaining this to me. My church does practise the entire bible and teaches it as a whole. However, we don't label ourselves as a 'True Christian' so we don't have to worry about the trademark there.

Why though do you label yourselves as 'True Christians' and yet prevent others from doing. Other churches are similar to yours? Why do you treat Christianity as a competition?

[Phebe Carlyle]

Originally Posted by JediKnight

. My church does practise the entire bible and teaches it as a whole. However, we don't label ourselves as a 'True Christian' so we don't have to worry about the trademark there.

I truly doubt your church follows the bible word for word in its entirety. In fact I am sure there are many questions I could pose to you which you would not be able to answer as to biblical references. That is the difference between a True Christian™ and the fluffy bunny types you (i would say) usually run with!

Most people don't even know what being a True Christian™ actually means. In fact, most people have never really heard the the complete Gospel that Jesus brought to us during his life's ministry. Most churches just give a little offering of two or 3 verses in their sermons; they "claim" that is enough to explain God's word. How wrong they are!

As you are so forthcoming with judgement as to our activities over here at Landover, pray tell, just WHAT type of church do you go to? Which "version" of the Bible is the Good Book of choice there? Are you even Baptized? How many times per day do you pray? Do you attend Bible Study?

Why though do you label yourselves as 'True Christians' and yet prevent others from doing. Other churches are similar to yours? Why do you treat Christianity as a competition?

We don't treat our faith as a competition, but life is for the affections of the Lord. You should know that not everyone will have a place in Heaven and not everyone who asks for forgivness will receive it. THAT is up to God.

John 3
1 "There was a man of the Pharisees, named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews:


2 The same came to Jesus by night, and said unto him, Rabbi, we know that thou art a teacher come from God: for no man can do these miracles that thou doest, except God be with him.

3 "Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.

4 "Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter the second time into his mother's womb, and be born?

5 "Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.

6 "That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.

7 "Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again.
8 "The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest the sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it cometh, and whither it goeth: so is every one that is born of the Spirit."

YIC,

Mrs. Phebe Dewitt

[James Dewitt]

[QUOTE=JediKnight;570084]

I have no problem with Caucasians. I just find the hypocrisy that you call yourself as such in a politcally correct term but refer to African-Americans as 'black' people.

You see right there, calling nigras " Black people" Just keep it up, we have a special place for racists.

I don't hate myself but neither do I love myself. I know that I'm a flawed person and I ask of Jesus to forgive me of my flaws for I know that I can't be perfect like he and his father are - something which I add to my list of flaws.

I used to have flaws, but now not so much. If you find a good Baptist Pastor he can help you to.

2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

Colossians 2:13 And you, being dead in your sins and the uncircumcision of your flesh, hath he quickened together with him, having forgiven you all trespasses;
Colossians 2:14 Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us, which was contrary to us, and took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross;

Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,

What makes a person a True Christian?

Many years of devotion to Jesus, and a proper tithe.

I wish to be accepted as a Christian. What is the difference between true and false Christianity? We both follow the word of God in the same way do we not?

Not hardly buttercup. We the True Christian Members of Landover Baptist Church® follow the entire word of God, every last word right down to the letter. We do so with out question. Can you say the same?

So you're saying that I should be stoned to death for placing my trust into the same God that you do. For being a Christian I shall be stoned to death

For being a false Christian, yes. You sound like on of the Catliks. Why is it when one of our sisters answers you , you will not respond to them? Are you one of them funny limp wristed homers?

[JediKnight]

Originally Posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow

I truly doubt your church follows the bible word for word in its entirety. In fact I am sure there are many questions I could pose to you which you would not be able to answer as to biblical references. That is the difference between a True Christian™ and the fluffy bunny types you (i would say) usually run with!

I only started reading the Bible about a month ago and I don't claim to know everything but my youth pastor is actually very determined for me to learn the entire bible and considering he has a lot more experience than me he could probably answer a lot of the questions. I'm learning. I never said I knew everything about the bible and maybe in 5 years or so I will be able to answer most of your questions.

Most people don't even know what being a True Christian™ actually means. In fact, most people have never really heard the the complete Gospel that Jesus brought to us during his life's ministry. Most churches just give a little offering of two or 3 verses in their sermons; they "claim" that is enough to explain God's word. How wrong they are!

I will hear the complete Gospel in my lifetime. It's something I've planned to do.

As you are so forthcoming with judgement as to our activities over here at Landover, pray tell, just WHAT type of church do you go to? Which "version" of the Bible is the Good Book of choice there? Are you even Baptized? How many times per day do you pray? Do you attend Bible Study?

I do not wish to disclose their name - sorry but I know you may search them up and that affects others. I believe it to be the King James Bible. That should hopefully happen next month (which actually came as a shock to most considering I know some people who aren't baptised after many years of Chrisitianity. However, the Lord says "Believe and be baptised". I'm following those words.) Tbh I do not pray often but this is because I believe without baptism - I won't be heard. I have attended Bible Study with said Youth Pastor. He leads a group that tries to go 'deeper' into the Bible and explain things said.

We don't treat our faith as a competition, but life is for the affections of the Lord. You should know that not everyone will have a place in Heaven and not everyone who asks for forgivness will receive it. THAT is up to God.

That's what I've always contested - that it's up to God to decide and yet I see many churches trying to out-do each other by saying they offer something different (hence why I said competition).

[JediKnight]

[QUOTE=James Dewitt;570160]

Originally Posted by JediKnight

You see right there, calling nigras " Black people" Just keep it up, we have a special place for racists.

I actually prefer to say African-American. What I said before only in comparison. I'm not a racist. How can you call me such a thing when you've just used the term 'nigras'? Something they will object to.

I used to have flaws, but now not so much. If you find a good Baptist Pastor he can help you to.

I have. He's helping me to understand the Lord a lot better than I previously did. It's not just him but a big group of others are also helping me.

Not hardly buttercup. We the True Christian Members of Landover Baptist Church® follow the entire word of God, every last word right down to the letter. We do so with out question. Can you say the same?

One day I will be able to say that. One day being when I have learned everything about the bible. As of right now I can't because I'm new to this. However, nothing can be learned overnight. I'm sure you yourself have had many years as a Christian.

For being a false Christian, yes. You sound like on of the Catliks. Why is it when one of our sisters answers you , you will not respond to them? Are you one of them funny limp wristed homers?

I'm not a Catholic. I don't agree with that side of Christianity. I was in the process of responding. I'm not a 'funny limp wristed homer' because I'm not a homosexual. I'm merely a newbie trying to learn more. You just seem to be insulting me at every turn though.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Well, isn’t this a turn of events!

So Mr Jedi Knight, what you are telling me is, you are merely a Jesus come lately, who has only been glossing over the Bible for 4 weeks, doesn’t even OWN a bible of his own who is relying on a, by the sounds inferior youth pastor to guide him to Salvation, on here giving we True Christians LIP on what it takes to be a True Christian? Just letting you know too, it will take you well over 5 years to even begin to grasp it. I suggest you multiply your goal by 6...yes a good 30 years with head down, tail up Bible Study should get you on the RIGHT road to God.

That raises another question for you. Just how old is this “enlightened” Youth Pastor of yours? Has he studied The Bible for a minimum of 30 years?

Also, I never asked you to divulge the NAME of your church. The denomination would be fine, or even stating you are or are not with a Baptist Church will suffice.

It is also frightening to me that you CLAIM to have started reading the Bible, but don’t know if it is a FALSE teaching as in the NIV or HOLMANS (to name just two). The ONLY correct word of God is the KJV1611 and that has even been proven to be the case!
If you are NOT using the KJV1611 then you are on a slippery slope to Hell and your Youth Pastor, teaching you with false teachings and clouding your mind with nonsense, will be there with you for the second death!

I implore you to get a KJV1611 post paste and save yourself any further confusion on the matter.

YIC,

Mrs. Phebe Dewitt

BTW if as you claim you are genuinely here to learn, I would advise you cease and desist from giving my Brothers and Sisters in Christ, any further sass!

[JediKnight]

Originally Posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow

Well, isn’t this a turn of events!

In fairness - I was never asked

So Mr Jedi Knight, what you are telling me is, you are merely a Jesus come lately, who has only been glossing over the Bible for 4 weeks, doesn’t even OWN a bible of his own who is relying on a, by the sounds inferior youth pastor to guide him to Salvation, on here giving we True Christians LIP on what it takes to be a True Christian? Just letting you know too, it will take you well over 5 years to even begin to grasp it. I suggest you multiply your goal by 6...yes a good 30 years with head down, tail up Bible Study should get you on the RIGHT road to God.

I have a copy of the New Testament atm but I'm waiting until I get paid so I can get a full Bible. I know that the Bible isn't like a simple fiction book. It's going to take a while and the commitment is there.

That raises another question for you. Just how old is this “enlightened” Youth Pastor of yours? Has he studied The Bible for a minimum of 30 years?

I think's about 28 or so but was raised among Christianity so I would guess about 20 years. However, he's not the only person and at 28 I wouldn't expect him to know everything. He's learning everyday just like I am.

Also, I never asked you to divulge the NAME of your church. The denomination would be fine, or even stating you are or are not with a Baptist Church will suffice.

From my knowledge it's not a Baptist Church but that's because of my location that may change in the future.

It is also frightening to me that you CLAIM to have started reading the Bible, but don’t know if it is a FALSE teaching as in the NIV or HOLMANS (to name just two). The ONLY correct word of God is the KJV1611 and that has even been proven to be the case!
If you are NOT using the KJV1611 then you are on a slippery slope to Hell and your Youth Pastor, teaching you with false teachings and clouding your mind with nonsense, will be there with you for the second death!

Once again - I'm sorry that I can't answer your question. I will make sure to read the bible and as a student in English Language I know that the 1611 is the original. It was the main reason for literacy rates increasing worldwide for that matter.

BTW if as you claim you are genuinely here to learn, I would advise you cease and desist from giving my Brothers and Sisters in Christ, any further sass!

I would hope that they can do the same as well.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Originally Posted by JediKnight

In fairness - I was never asked

Honest people, especially Christians usually volunteer information without prompting. Just how much witnessing for Christ do you think would be going on if we True Christians WAITED for people to ask to hear God’s Word?

I have a copy of the New Testament atm but I'm waiting until I get paid so I can get a full Bible. I know that the Bible isn't like a simple fiction book. It's going to take a while and the commitment is there.

You can get a FREE FULL copy of the KJV1611 online or even at a decent church anywhere. Even some thrift stores have copies you could pick up for about a dollar. I think you are just making excuses.

I think's about 28 or so but was raised among Christianity so I would guess about 20 years. However, he's not the only person and at 28 I wouldn't expect him to know everything. He's learning everyday just like I am.

MANY people have been raised on false teachings and it is not until they read the KJV1611 is that they realize the error of their ways. For all you or I know, he may have been brought up reading any old rubbish. Why have you not quizzed him on his knowledge and prowess and experience? You have made yourself open to his teachings, quite obviously knowing little if nothing about the man!

From my knowledge it's not a Baptist Church but that's because of my location that may change in the future.

If you were with a Baptist Church, you WOULD know it! That means you must be with an inferior denomination, spewing out false teachings! Things are not looking good for you.

Once again - I'm sorry that I can't answer your question. I will make sure to read the bible and as a student in English Language I know that the 1611 is the original. It was the main reason for literacy rates increasing worldwide for that matter.

Learning Hebrew, Koine Greek and Aramaic would be good for you too especially when auxillary study becomes your focus!

I would hope that they can do the same as well.

Well actually, you walked into a place, uninvited no less and commences sassing people. Do you treat your own Pastor’s, Church Elders and church brethren with such utter disdain when entering into conversation with them?

I seriously suggest you apologize to all you have offended and then we can get off on a more friendly footing.

I will leave that to your discretion, but would HOPE you do the right thing. God IS Watching.

YIC,

Mrs. Phebe Dewitt

[JediKnight]

Originally Posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow

Honest people, especially Christians usually volunteer information without prompting. Just how much witnessing for Christ do you think would be going on if we True Christians WAITED for people to ask to hear God’s Word?

People assumed.

You can get a FREE FULL copy of the KJV1611 online or even at a decent church anywhere. Even some thrift stores have copies you could pick up for about a dollar. I think you are just making excuses.

UK. A dollar wouldn't do much for me.

MANY people have been raised on false teachings and it is not until they read the KJV1611 is that they realize the error of their ways. For all you or I know, he may have been brought up reading any old rubbish. Why have you not quizzed him on his knowledge and prowess and experience? You have made yourself open to his teachings, quite obviously knowing little if nothing about the man!

I quizzed him a lot actually. Just not relevant here.

If you were with a Baptist Church, you WOULD know it! That means you must be with an inferior denomination, spewing out false teachings! Things are not looking good for you.

I'm getting baptised in a Baptist Church but they don't hold their Sunday service there. Hence confusion.

Learning Hebrew, Koine Greek and Aramaic would be good for you too especially when auxillary study becomes your focus!

It's not my focus. I need to learn something in higher education. I chose English Language. My focus is establishing a family base for which to worship God.

Well actually, you walked into a place, uninvited no less and commences sassing people. Do you treat your own Pastor’s, Church Elders and church brethren with such utter disdain when entering into conversation with them?

I seriously suggest you apologize to all you have offended and then we can get off on a more friendly footing.

I will leave that to your discretion, but would HOPE you do the right thing. God IS Watching.

I've said sorry in another thread. I never commenced the sassing. I was sassed to and returned the sass. I talk to them properly but then again I actually know who they are. They're not some random person behind a computer screen to be fair.

[self_abusing_sinner]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Pleasure to meet you, Esophagus!

This really should be in the introduction forum.

Are you aware that introducing yourself as a victim and whining about how most people hate and mock you immediately paints an image of you as a pathetic loser and thin-skinned pansy who should be mocked and hated?

Maybe if you'd focus more on Jesus and less on complaining, people would see the light of Jesus and ignore your pathetic, whining self.

Is this a joke? That is possibly the least Christian thing I've heard in a long time. To call oneself a parishioner after such a post is shameful, but a Reverent. Hate and wrath is not listed in Corinthians 13. But trust that all can be forgiven, because we can all attain or regain holiness, and the favor and grace of the Lord, if not of our fellow man.

Amen.

sas