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Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda -
04-16-2010, 03:50 AM
I was at the Tax Day Tea Party today, brandishing my B. HITLERSEIN OBAMA IS A RACIST NAZI!!!! sign and thinking I couldn't possibly feel more outraged when I noticed my niece Brandi (my sister claimed to have an "appointment" and Brandi has been suspended from school (being a lazy papist, my sister refuses to homeschool her daughter) so I agreed to take her) had a new iPod. Knowing this troubled young unsaved trash girl's history with the devil's music, I ripped it from her hands and listened to the junk coming from the ear pieces.
Sure enough, it was hardcore rock and roll. A "singer", according to the information on the player's screen, named Justin Bieber.
Grabbing Brandi by the arm, I hauled her out of there (sorry I had to leave so early, fellow teabaggers) and back to the Whitford estate. Locking her in the guest prayer closet, I powered up the computer, called my husband - Mr. Whitford - to explain the situation so he could remotely log into JesOS and unlock the search engine to allow my Godly investigation, said a prayer and started looking around the internet for information on this Bieber person.
What I found has shocked me to my very core.
Justin Bieber is no ordinary rock and roller bent on raging against God. No, he is nothing less than a tool of the homosexual agenda whose sole purpose is to drive our young girls from a righteous existence as help meets for their future husbands and convert them into radical feminazi bulldykes.
Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
First, here is the young man in question...
Right away, you can tell there's something different. He has the long, hippy hair of the typical rock and roller, but despite being 16, his features are still smooth and delicate. In fact, he looks quite... feminine. And young girls are screaming with lust for him!!!
1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
It gets worse. Justin Bieber, the rock and roll sensation who is filling the youth of our nation with filthy thoughts, isn't even American.
That's right. Justin Bieber is from SOVIET CANUCKISTAN! America's attic - Canada! The frozen tundra that has legalized sodomite "marriage" and is full of nothing but marihuana cigarette smoking blubber munchers! That icy wasteland has become what we've long feared it would - a staging area for a sodomite terrorist invasion with the intent of destroying the most basic foundation of our nation. The American family.
This should be enough proof, but it doesn't end there. You would look at his last name and as a normal person, you would pronounce it as "Bye-ber". No, his name is pronounced "Bee-ber". Beeber. Sounds very, VERY close - too close to be coincidence - to "Beaver". The national symbol of Soviet Canuckistan and even more damning, a slang term for a certain piece of the female anatomy that should only ever be seen by a woman, her husband, and Jesus!
Then there is his first name. "Justin". Just in. Justin Bieber. Just in beeber. "Just in beaver"!!!!!!! That SICK subliminal message is being transmitted to your daughters, your nieces, your grandchildren every time they hear or read his name!!!! "Justin Bieber". "Just in beaver". Sodomites and liberals have NO SHAME!!!!!
The next piece of evidence is the videos. I will not waste your time by showing you more than one.
WARNING: DO NOT WATCH THE FOLLOWING UNLESS YOU ARE A GOLD TITHER OR ABOVE, AND ONLY WATCH IN THE COMPANY OF OTHER TRUE CHRISTIANS™, ESPECIALLY A PASTOR OR TWO AND NOT WITHOUT AT LEAST A FULL HALF HOUR OF PRAYER BEFOREHAND!
WARNING 2: THE FOLLOWING VIDEO NOT ONLY FEATURES HARD CORE ROCK AND ROLL, BUT FEATURES A RAPPIST DOING HIS STREET EBONICS "THING"!
What immediately stands out is how many unsaved youth are gathered in an unchaperoned environment while Justin Bieber works to seduce a young adolescent girl! There may be graphic sexual encounters later on in the video, but I couldn't bring myself to watch the whole thing so I can't be sure of that. Something I'm sure the liberals who made this trash knew when they filmed it and ensured no decent person could make it through without vomiting.
Ephesians 5:17 Wherefore be ye not unwise, but understanding what the will of the Lord is.
5:18 And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;
5:19 Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord;
5:20 Giving thanks always for all things unto God and the Father in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ;
5:21 Submitting yourselves one to another in the fear of God.
Then there is the most damning evidence of all. Proof positive that Justin Bieber has been groomed to turn young women into lesbians.
I've commented on his tender feminine looks already, but I didn't share the whole story.
Before you procede, please go to your prayer closet for an hour or two, then send in an extra tithe to the church. When you come back, make sure you are sheathed in the full Armor of God.
Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
Welcome back. Ready?
http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/
Yes! Justin Bieber looks like a lesbian!
Imagine the recruitment line that allows the typical aggressive bulldyke!
"Hi there, sweetie. I see you're a Justin Bieber fan. He's sexy, isn't he? Hey, don't you think I look a lot like him? Yeah. Come back to my pad with me, we can totally rock out to his music there."
THIS IS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IF SOMETHING ISN'T DONE ABOUT IT NOW!
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
WRITE TO YOUR STATE AND FEDERAL REPRESENTATIVES! INSIST THAT IF THEY REFUSE TO BAN JUSTIN BIEBER'S "MUSIC" OR RESTRICT IT TO ADULTS, THEN THEY AT LEAST PASS A LAW FORCING HIM TO CUT HIS HAIR AND GROW A BEARD!!!
Join me in prayer, my friends. The homosexual agenda is in full attack mode and they have sent Justin Bieber to convert your daughters to lesbianism!
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Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda -
04-16-2010, 05:08 AM
As if all that weren't bad enough, he's not actually a singer. He uses this devilish device called an "auto tuner" that tunes his squicky little unsaved voice into a nearly perfect sounding one. This is cheating and we all know what God thinks about the dishonest...
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Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda -
04-16-2010, 05:18 AM
I herd y'all country folk wanted a taste of that there Bieber boy. . . he does look awfully delicious to a good ol' christian boy like me.
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Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda -
04-16-2010, 05:22 AM
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I herd y'all country folk wanted a taste of that there Bieber boy. . . he does look awfully delicious to a good ol' christian boy like me.
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Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda -
04-16-2010, 05:59 AM
What makes this even more disgusting and abominable, is he is a confirmed God-mocker. He likes to pretend he is "Christian" to the world, yet we know what a sinful little brat he really is. I had no idea who this kid was until I read your excellent and accurate analysis, Sister M&M, so I searched his name on the world wide internet and then I found sites that claim he is a so-called Christian.
Just look at this little homo. Does he dare blasphemous Jesus's good name when he engages in gay romps with other teenage boys?
We can see which one is the "woman" in the relationship.
Right here he claims he does not care about the affections of girls. A normal (straight) teenage boy would think that it is a big deal.
Having gay water fun with his male friends....and a dolphin? What heterosexual True Christian™ boy would be swimming with a dolphin?!?!?!
A purple sweater? Only ___ men wear purple. Fill in the blank.
I really pray this little sodomite crashes his career real soon. Odds are, he'll have some scandal involving an undercover cop in a public bathroom stall in the next year or two.
Keep this boy's music away from your teenage daughters. If they start turning gay, you will feel responsible by not being a good enough Christian parent to put your foot down.
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Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda -
04-16-2010, 07:04 AM
I guess the pastor won't be getting his Justin Bieber holiday album for Christmas this year.
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Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda -
04-16-2010, 07:18 AM
I don't like Justin Bieber, never have. But I still don't understand how you think he is gay. I mean, as far as I can see, there are no obvious signs.
His voice is still a little high pitched and his face isn't as masculine as it could be for his age. But, if you go to a local high school there are A LOT boys that look like that. Doesn't that simply mean that they haven't undergone puberty completely? I mean, not everyone ages at the same speed.
Ok, now for the photos. The first picture is him and his little brother. Are you suggesting incest now? Especially since his brother is five years younger than him.
On the second picture, Justin himself did not write that. It was most likely a crazy fan girl editing his image. People do it all the time with photoshop and other programs.
Third photo... Does this mean none of you have never gone swimming with friends? So, because I've gone swimming with a few of my very straight girlfriends this means I'm a lesbian. (I'm straight as well.) And what's wrong with dolphins?
Fourth picture. Purple? Really? Now I really don't understand what is wrong with the color purple. Besides, he is a celebrity, most likely he has a stylist who is in charge of his hair and clothes.
And what is wrong with Canada?
I ask that you please don't yell or insult me. I would appreciate your respect and I will do my best to give it to you as well. I don't mean to flame or be rude, I'm just honestly curious and trying to see things from your point of view.
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Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda -
04-16-2010, 10:07 AM
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His voice is still a little high pitched and his face isn't as masculine as it could be for his age. But, if you go to a local high school there are A LOT boys that look like that. Doesn't that simply mean that they haven't undergone puberty completely? I mean, not everyone ages at the same speed.
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Yes A LOT of boys look like that because A LOT of boys these days are gay. The homosexual agenda is recruiting younger and younger. I think this kid is more of a sign of the times, a harbinger of the forces of Satan being unleashed upon this world. As parents, we need to stand up to this menace and say "Enough is enough!"
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Ok, now for the photos. The first picture is him and his little brother. Are you suggesting incest now? Especially since his brother is five years younger than him.
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Well it is a proven fact that most gay people are molestors and involve themselves in whatever sordid act would offend God, even incest. A lot of young kids are turned gay by being raped by older brothers. Homosexuality is a disease which spreads.
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Even if it was a fan girl, why would she express his disinterest in the opposite sex? I think it is telling that even his fans know he is gay.
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Third photo... Does this mean none of you have never gone swimming with friends? So, because I've gone swimming with a few of my very straight girlfriends this means I'm a lesbian. (I'm straight as well.) And what's wrong with dolphins?
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No, I don't dress up in skin-tight aquatic gimp outfit with my male friends and ride dolphins, and nor would any decent True Christian™ man or boy do so. When I was his age I was shooting, skinning, and gutting deer carcasses. Dolphins are abominable creatures which should be hunted to extinction in my opinion. They are vile animals which mock God by engaging in homosexual and masturbatory acts with each other. In fact, I honestly stopped eating tuna after I couldn't find a can that didn't say "dolphin-safe" on them. It was a moral decision.
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What kind of "man" has a "stylist"? And you are very ignorant of homosexuals if you fail to understand the significance of purple in their culture. I don't normally quote Wickedpedia, but they are experts on sexual deviancy...
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- Today the color purple is also known as a "pride" color among the gay and BDSM community.
- At the 24 June 2007 San Francisco Gay Pride Parade, Yahoo passed out 3 7/16" in diameter round plastic stickers with a picture of a gay man or woman imaged as one of the Yahoo Gay Pride avatars against an HTML/CSS Purple background that said Out, Proud, and Purple.[30]
- In the mid 1970s, there was a gay piano bar at 2223 Market St. between Noe and Castro in San Francisco called the Purple Pickle.[31]
- The purple hand is an LGBT symbol that derives from an incident which occurred on Halloween night (31 October), 1969, when sixty members of the Gay Liberation Front (GLF) and the Society for Individual Rights (SIR) staged a protest at the San Francisco Examiner in response to a series of news articles disparaging LGBT people in San Francisco's gay bars and clubs.
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Liberals, hippies, euthanasia, legalized drugs, gay marriage, French people, ice skating, socialized medicine, socialism, bilingualism, bagged milk, eskimoes, etc....did you really need to ask such a question?
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Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda -
04-16-2010, 10:15 AM
Thank you Reverend for responding to my questions so quickly and politely! It really means a lot to me.
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Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda -
04-16-2010, 02:25 PM
One thing I only mentioned in passing but is further proof of this homosexual agenda conspiracy is the appearance of the rappist in the "music" video.
As we all know, normal Americans are scared of colored folk - and particularly colored men.
So imagine a young lady is watching this video, "rocking along" to the jungle rhythms of Justin Bieber, rhythms that are designed to work the lust in her up to a frenzy. She's feeling safe because despite the carnal emotions he's stirring in her, he still seems soft and harmless.
Then suddenly, out of the blue, a black buck appears! This rappist, unlike the effeminate Justin Bieber, is dangerous and animalistic, all sweat and sinew as he shouts his angry rap at the disoriented girl!
Now as I've said, I haven't watched the whole thing. In fact, I stopped as soon as the rappist appeared and caused me to faint in terror. However, before the graphic sexual acts that I suspect end the video and after the rappist is finished his grunting, Justin Bieber no doubt appears again.
The young girl's fear would evaporate. The scary rappist is gone and she's feeling safe once again with Justin Bieber who would never mug or rape her.
It's sick and twisted, the lengths the homosexual agenda will go in order to recruit our youth.
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Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda -
04-19-2010, 01:11 AM
PRAYER ACTION ALERT!!!
Justin Bieber will be in Des Moines on June 30! All prayer warriors must prepare for extra prayer duty between now and this date with infamy! For those who wish to protest outside, my husband - Mr. Whitford - is offering 25% off all new picket signs for this event at his latest business venture, The Picketing Patriot! Please call ahead as Tea Party picket signs are keeping things jumping at the shop. (Hitler Obama is our top seller!)
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Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda -
04-19-2010, 01:43 AM
I can't stand him. I have a few girls in one of my classes that are all "in love with him" -heavy sigh- I don't know how much more I can stand. I'll just have to keep praying these girls don't wonder to far from God.
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04-19-2010, 05:32 AM
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PRAYER ACTION ALERT!!!
Justin Bieber will be in Des Moines on June 30! All prayer warriors must prepare for extra prayer duty between now and this date with infamy! For those who wish to protest outside, my husband - Mr. Whitford - is offering 25% off all new picket signs for this event at his latest business venture, The Picketing Patriot! Please call ahead as Tea Party picket signs are keeping things jumping at the shop. (Hitler Obama is our top seller!)
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I'll be there sister, and I'm bringing along a bevy of nubile young Brothers from my special youth group to strenuously get our message across to this piece of queerbait.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Justin Bieber - Gateway Drug for the Homosexual Agenda -
04-19-2010, 02:30 PM
Bless you, Pastor Zeke! With a group of robust young men like those in your youth group, the young ladies in attendance will see that decent, natural, God-created heterosexuality is the only choice to make!
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04-19-2010, 02:44 PM
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PRAYER ACTION ALERT!!!
Justin Bieber will be in Des Moines on June 30! All prayer warriors must prepare for extra prayer duty between now and this date with infamy!
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I will be doing my free candy van ministry for all those perky, squealing, doll faced teenage girls that night.
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04-22-2010, 07:56 PM
yeheaaaaaa.. finnaly a thread i can agree with
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yeheaaaaaa.. finnaly a thread i can agree with
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"Finally"? Any thread started by a True Christian™ is 100% Biblically Accurate and should be agreed with by everyone!
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04-23-2010, 02:08 AM
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"Finally"? Any thread started by a True Christian™ is 100% Biblically Accurate and should be agreed with by everyone!
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and what if I DONT agree
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