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Anniversary gift -
05-12-2011, 12:55 PM
Ladies of Landover, I need your help.
My wife and mine anniversary day is coming up in few months and instead of usual pots and pans, I thought I would get something romantic this year. I need little help of feminine eye for the gift.
I was thinking Pink Glock 19 with cute case like this,
or maybe a pink Taurus like this one,
I'm not sure though. Is too much pink little too sissy gift?
Should I just go for something basic with small femine touch like these,
or is pink too girly for a woman?
So instead of pink lady,
should I go for something different, like this lavender lady?
I know there are variety of gilded guns out there too, but this is not any big anniversary, so I would rather go for something cheeky and romantic this time.
YiC,
Alphonse
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Re: Anniversary gift -
05-12-2011, 12:59 PM
I would look at her wardrobe and see which colors she has the most of.
Honestly, you can never go wrong with firearms. The only thing better is a new KJV.
Happy hunting.
The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
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Claims not to be a dago slut Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
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Re: Anniversary gift -
05-12-2011, 02:00 PM
Aren't you think perhap a pijama would be more nice for her. A present nice for both of you? One what make her look nice and be confortable to sleep in?
I think I woould prefer the pijama more that the gun really.
YIC, Mari.
Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Anniversary gift -
05-12-2011, 02:16 PM
How is dressing her like a whore a proper present?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Anniversary gift -
05-12-2011, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
Aren't you think perhap a pijama would be more nice for her. A present nice for both of you? One what make her look nice and be confortable to sleep in?
I think I woould prefer the pijama more that the gun really.
YIC, Mari.
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No! She's a lady, not a slut
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Re: Anniversary gift -
05-12-2011, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
How is dressing her like a whore a proper present?
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I believe that is what they call "covering up" in Espain.
Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."
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Re: Anniversary gift -
05-12-2011, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban
No! She's a lady, not a slut
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WHAT!!?
Of course she aren't an slut! That pijama is perfectly normal - even I wear that type sometime!! Is very hot here so you can't cover body too much sometime, and any way, what is wrong whit see a liitle of nice skin of the shoulder or leg of your wife and best friend? You have childrens no? You have see her whit no much clotheses right? Is perfectly natural and nothing for be embarasated whit Mr Alban - man and wife is one flesh no?
I'm sure you think your wife is beutifull and a present like this which look very innocent but nice would be appreciate by her I'm sure.
Really.
YIC, Mari.
Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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Pro Pot pervert. Warning very boring and whiny! Unsaved Trash
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Re: Anniversary gift -
05-13-2011, 10:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
Aren't you think perhap a pijama would be more nice for her. A present nice for both of you? One what make her look nice and be confortable to sleep in?
I think I woould prefer the pijama more that the gun really.
YIC, Mari.
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Lycia, Marry me!!!
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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Re: Anniversary gift -
05-13-2011, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
Aren't you think perhap a pijama would be more nice for her. A present nice for both of you? One what make her look nice and be confortable to sleep in?
I think I woould prefer the pijama more that the gun really.
YIC, Mari.
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Why would you want him to dress his wife up like some Japanese schoolgirl whore?
Is "Hello K litty" what I your future husband will be greeted with on our your wedding night?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Pro Pot pervert. Warning very boring and whiny! Unsaved Trash
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Re: Anniversary gift -
05-13-2011, 10:36 PM
Out of all the guns mentioned, the M&P handles the best, IMO. Great forgiveness for improper grip. Once the Mag safety is disabled, the gun is an amazing performer. Only gripe is the take down lever release in the magwell...
Lycia, Marry me!!!
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Re: Anniversary gift -
05-13-2011, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Why would you want him to dress his wife up like some Japanese schoolgirl whore?
Is "Hello K litty" what I your future husband will be greeted with on our your wedding night?
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Hmm. I always thought this estyle was no really what I'd imagined.
Is no so imortant what a woamn wear on her wedding night, no? I mean she probably wouldn't really need wear anything no?
YIC, Mari.
Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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Pro Pot pervert. Warning very boring and whiny! Unsaved Trash
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Location: Californicatia
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Re: Anniversary gift -
05-13-2011, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
Hmm. I always thought this estyle was no really what I'd imagined.
Is no so imortant what a woamn wear on her wedding night, no? I mean she probably wouldn't really need wear anything no?
YIC, Mari.
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Exactly.
Lycia, Marry me!!!
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
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Re: Anniversary gift -
05-19-2011, 11:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
Hmm. I always thought this estyle was no really what I'd imagined.
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Could you please stop posting pictures of harlots here, silly dago cooze.
If I wanted to see porn, I would go through Sears catalogue.
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Unsaved trash
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Valencia, that's in Europe btw
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Re: Anniversary gift -
05-19-2011, 11:50 PM
I think the gun can be interesting gift. A girl never know when she may have to defend herself. It is very nice to see a man think of the safety of his wife.
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Re: Anniversary gift -
05-20-2011, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban
Could you please stop posting pictures of harlots here, silly dago cooze.
If I wanted to see porn, I would go through Sears catalogue.
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Want a protection dog cheap? She's spayed.
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Claims not to be a dago slut Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
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Location: Alcoy, Spain
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Re: Anniversary gift -
05-20-2011, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban
Could you please stop posting pictures of harlots here, silly dago cooze.
If I wanted to see porn, I would go through Sears catalogue.
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Whitouth wanna offend you Mr Alban....'porn' !!! WHAT! Is just a dress, nightdress whatever..! Not porn! Ofcourse I realise in cold countrys if people take off overcoat is ver provocatove so....sorry, for the 'porn'...will no happen again!
YIC, Mari
Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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Re: Anniversary gift -
05-26-2011, 03:16 PM
well, guns are a right romantic gift for anybody. My momma (RIP) gave my Daddy (RIP) a new stock for his double barrel shotgun for one of they anniversaries? Daddy had broken his on account of he struck a Jehovah Witness over the head with it, when they came knockin on our door? Well, that first sinful trespasser died instantly, and the other one tried to get away, but Daddy says, "Sorry Jehovah, but we can't leave any witnesses!" and he shot him in the brain stem as he was runnin off. Daddy was watchin alot of action movies on the TV those days.
Genesis 1:24
And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."
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Re: Anniversary gift -
05-26-2011, 08:12 PM
Friends, I got my 10 years anniversary coming soon and even I would like to buy a gun, at least a new for myself, but my wife does not have firearm permit that is required in this country. Of course it is really easy to get a illegal gun, but they are quite expensive, I have better things to do with my money like buying a new car.
What other Christian options you would suggest? We already have new hoover, dishwasher, we have a housekeeper etc. I was thinking buying a trip to some warm country, I could meanwhile hold private preying praying sessions in our house.
YiC, M
Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
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Re: Anniversary gift -
05-26-2011, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by MisterM
Friends, I got my 10 years anniversary coming soon and even I would like to buy a gun, at least a new for myself, but my wife does not have firearm permit that is required in this country. Of course it is really easy to get a illegal gun, but they are quite expensive, I have better things to do with my money like buying a new car.
What other Christian options you would suggest? We already have new hoover, dishwasher, we have a housekeeper etc. I was thinking buying a trip to some warm country, I could meanwhile hold private preying praying sessions in our house.
YiC, M
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Warm country...hmmmm..good idea, now which one...let me to think...
Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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Re: Anniversary gift -
05-27-2011, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by MisterM
Friends, I got my 10 years anniversary coming soon and even I would like to buy a gun, at least a new for myself, but my wife does not have firearm permit that is required in this country. Of course it is really easy to get a illegal gun, but they are quite expensive, I have better things to do with my money like buying a new car.
What other Christian options you would suggest? We already have new hoover, dishwasher, we have a housekeeper etc. I was thinking buying a trip to some warm country, I could meanwhile hold private preying praying sessions in our house.
YiC, M
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Maybe a pair of cute rubber gloves? They look pretty romatic to me!
Proverbs 14:1
Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.
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