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Dirty, cavity-laden Muslims with their fetishes for girls 123 29.78%
Lying, conniving, wolf-in-sheep's-clothing liberal Christians 290 70.22%
Neither, I'm a heartless atheist who hates the idea that Jesus could love even me 0 0%
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Default What Is The More Dangerous Tool Of The Enemy? Islam or Theistic Evolution? - 10-13-2014, 10:02 PM

Which of his evil inventions do you think Satan is giggling over more?
  • Dirty, cavity-laden Muslims with their fetishes for girls
  • Lying, conniving, wolf-in-sheep's-clothing liberal Christians?

On the on hand, I think Muslims are terribly dangerous and not only to our bodies and land, but to our souls. They are taking over Godless countries like the UK and Sweden. People seem to gravitate towards a strong, smelly despot who does the thinking for them, and Islam delivers.

Then again, liberal so-called "Christians" are crafty little imps insidiously influencing society.

What do you think? And what, besides prayer, can we do about it?


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Default Re: What Is The More Dangerous Tool Of The Enemy? Islam or Theistic Evolution? - 10-14-2014, 12:50 AM

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Which of his evil inventions do you think Satan is giggling over more?
  • Dirty, cavity-laden Muslims with their fetishes for girls
  • Lying, conniving, wolf-in-sheep's-clothing liberal Christians?

On the on hand, I think Muslims are terribly dangerous and not only to our bodies and land, but to our souls. They are taking over Godless countries like the UK and Sweden. People seem to gravitate towards a strong, smelly despot who does the thinking for them, and Islam delivers.

Then again, liberal so-called "Christians" are crafty little imps insidiously influencing society.

What do you think? And what, besides prayer, can we do about it?
As a feeble minded woman I certainly don't have the authority to answer this question, but my feeling is that the liberal false "Christians" are worse than Muslims. In a way, Muslims do right things for the wrong reason... for example, our ally Saudi Arabia beheads several homosexuals and witches every month (source). Of course, the reason is wrong (the Sharia law instead of God's law), and the method is wrong (homosexuals should be stoned, not beheaded), but at least they are carrying out God's will by killing these abominations.

On the contrary, false "Christians" do the wrong things for the wrong reasons: they never do what Jesus wants, and their justification is that they somehow know better than God what is right and what is wrong.

Ultimately, all of them will end up in Hell, of course, but I have a feeling that Muslims will get a better spot in it. Maybe they will be the overseers torturing the dumb liberal "Christians."
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