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Default Paying for pies - 08-12-2014, 09:27 PM

Through study and prayer I feel led to compensate Miss Daisy Mae for all the pies me and my darker uncouth race have stolen from her. Where can I send the certified check??
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Default Re: Paying for pies - 08-13-2014, 12:41 AM

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Through study and prayer I feel led to compensate Miss Daisy Mae for all the pies me and my darker uncouth race have stolen from her. Where can I send the certified check??
Paying back Miss Daisy is a fine idea, but robbing innocent white folks at gunpoint to get the money isn't a wise choice. If you really want to make amends, I would suggest that you indenture yourself to her for several years as a menial and start chipping away at the collective debt of your race.
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Through study and prayer I feel led to compensate Miss Daisy Mae for all the pies me and my darker uncouth race have stolen from her. Where can I send the certified check??
Contact me via my email link at the bottom of my signature. I handle all of Miss daisy's finances. Her pies don't come cheap, boy.


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Default Re: Paying for pies - 08-13-2014, 03:58 AM

How many years of servitude would it take to settle up with Miss Daisy for all the trouble negros have caused her??
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Default Re: Paying for pies - 08-13-2014, 07:32 AM

I can see why Pastor. She had the tastiest pie I ever got my mouth on.
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Default Re: Paying for pies - 08-13-2014, 07:37 AM

Oh Knobby, seeing you grow in the Lord like this, why, it's making me all emotional.

I look forward to watching you grow even more!


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Default Re: Paying for pies - 08-13-2014, 09:25 PM

I also have 1000 shares of Apple computer stock that I bought in 1984. How many shares would it take to make Miss. Daisy fairly compensated?
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Default Re: Paying for pies - 08-13-2014, 10:03 PM

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I also have 1000 shares of Apple computer stock that I bought in 1984. How many shares would it take to make Miss. Daisy fairly compensated?
Apple products...Heaven and sea, those things are abominations.

Though I would love to try one of Daisy Mae's pies one day. Perhaps I can swap recipes with her?
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Indeed they are, dear friend. The Apple logo alludes to the fall of man and used to incorporate the sodomite rainbow flag. Apple is also active in the anti-heterosexuality movement.


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Sleeping off a belly full of ill-gotten pies, no doubt...hopefully Jesus gave him the trots.

To answer your question, knob polisher: there is no statute of limitations for the thievery of baked goods. But since you freely confess to your crimes, and are...man?...enough to take responsibility for the brazen acts of all your fellow negroes...I would think that 50 years of servitude would be fitting, but you'll have to hash out the details with her.
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I sold off the stock for $2.5 million. 10% goes to landover for tithes. What next?
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Default Re: Paying for pies - 08-20-2014, 12:36 PM

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I also have 1000 shares of Apple computer stock that I bought in 1984. How many shares would it take to make Miss. Daisy fairly compensated?
Where did you steal those 30 Benjamins, boy?
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Default Re: Paying for pies - 10-07-2014, 06:57 PM

I'm back. I got locked up for driving while black. I was in my legally owned and paid for car when the godly virginia state police pulled me over on suspicion of doing negro things.
They put me in jail for three months while they checked things out. They figured out my car was not stolen the same day and my prints didn't show anything but they kept me just cuz you know negros be up to no good.
Anyway they let me go after they got tired of feeding me.

Good to see godly cops protecting the community.
They won't give me my car back because they say it's too nice a car for a negro and might give me an uppity attitude. Would some,of you mind sending bus fair??
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Default Re: Paying for pies - 10-07-2014, 07:10 PM

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I'm back. I got locked up for driving while black. I was in my legally owned and paid for car when the godly virginia state police pulled me over on suspicion of doing negro things.
They put me in jail for three months while they checked things out. They figured out my car was not stolen the same day and my prints didn't show anything but they kept me just cuz you know negros be up to no good.
Anyway they let me go after they got tired of feeding me.

Good to see godly cops protecting the community.
They won't give me my car back because they say it's too nice a car for a negro and might give me an uppity attitude. Would some,of you mind sending bus fair??
Sure thing, pal. Or better yet, I could swing by and pick you up and drive you straight to the nearest Baptist Church.

(I happen to be driving through Loudoun County at the moment, so this would be very convenient.)


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Default Re: Paying for pies - 10-07-2014, 08:45 PM

Don't worry about it. I came across some godly men in white hoods that said they got the ride of a lifetime for me.
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Default Re: Paying for pies - 10-07-2014, 09:51 PM

Be careful. They might be queers.


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Default Re: Paying for pies - 10-07-2014, 10:16 PM

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Be careful. They might be queers.
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