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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-27-2014, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Hyokami
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I'm literally DYING from the amount of cancer in this thread. Seriously, every single one of you so called disgusting piffleing "Christians" should kill yourselves, and your families too. You're all blots on our society.
Please, in all seriousness. All of you die painfully.
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Leave it to the Jesus-haters to promote familicide.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-27-2014, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Hyokami
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I'm literally DYING from the amount of cancer in this thread. Seriously, every single one of you so called disgusting piffleing "Christians" should kill yourselves, and your families too. You're all blots on our society.
Please, in all seriousness. All of you die painfully.
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Son, thank you for sharing with the rest of the world the demented, aggressively hateful attitudes of so-called "bronies." You are the reason we are here! You're sin-encrusted heart is like a little piece of coal, so dry and brittle and in need of love. You know whose love is like a cool glass of sweet lemonade on a hot day? ! He died temporarily you know, just so mankind can learn what humiliating creatures they are, beg for forgiveness, vow to fear and obey Him, and promise to serve and praise Him for ever in Heaven! Wouldn't you rather that happy existence than seeing red every time decent people get together and talk about virtuous things? Why not introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information on this thread for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-27-2014, 05:27 PM
Please, as if I want to be a member of your sickening cult. You people and your pitiful impotent gods mean less to me than what I had for lunch six years ago.
Please, try harder next time.
1/10 for making me reply.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-27-2014, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Hyokami
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I'm literally DYING from the amount of cancer in this thread. Seriously, every single one of you so called disgusting piffleing "Christians" should kill yourselves, and your families too. You're all blots on our society.
Please, in all seriousness. All of you die painfully.
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Let me try to speak the retarded brony speak to you.
Y U SO MAD?
Really, have you ever wondered why you bestiality freaks are so angry all the time? You see, even in your black you know that getting aroused by animals is wrong. That is why Jesus made you to come to this forum today. So you could be saved from your disgusting and hateful brony ways.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-27-2014, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Hyokami
1/10 for making me reply.
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No one "made" you reply, dear. Your soul is crying out for a solution. No doubt you ignore it, starve it. You probably injure it and bruise it through the constant pounding in your rectum; it creates a reverberating wave of sin throughout the whole body which is why homo sex is so dangerous and affects everything. You "bronies" encourage each other to engage in this sin so no one feels bad if everyone feels bad.
But you are looking for hope. I just know it!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-27-2014, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
No one "made" you reply, dear. Your soul is crying out for a solution. No doubt you ignore it, starve it. You probably injure it and bruise it through the constant pounding in your rectum; it creates a reverberating wave of sin throughout the whole body which is why homo sex is so dangerous and affects everything. You "bronies" encourage each other to engage in this sin so no one feels bad if everyone feels bad.
But you are looking for hope. I just know it!
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Maybe he is one of those cursed with assburgers of similar like that. You know, one of those gimps that are counting manically numbers and such. Maybe in his mind one-tenth is a fraction that actually do command him.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-27-2014, 05:40 PM
Actually, that is not Brony speak. It is text speak, and outdates Bronies by many years. Nice try, though, young child. Maybe someday you can grow up and learn to English.
Also, where are you idiots getting your information that I'm a Brony? I've literally had nothing to do with that show, ever, other than seeing the inevitable posts on the Internet. Stop jumping to conclusions - it's making me think that you people are actually just secret pervs who sweat while watching gay porn in your bedrooms at night.
But I'm bored and don't have to work for another couple hours, so please, why don't you try to persuade me why I should accept your hate-filled religion instead of hating every living creature on the planet?
I could use the laugh.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-27-2014, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Hyokami
Nice try, though, young child. Maybe someday you can grow up and learn to English.
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Does it help with your own insecurity to think that I'm a child? Do you often use defenses such as false feeling of superiority?
You see, good Christians like us goes to heaven. Hateful heathen like you go to hell. You can whine and hate Jesus all you want, but that's just a fact of life. Turn or burn.
By the way, we speak American here.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-27-2014, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Hyokami
, blah blah blah don't have to work for another couple hours, blah blah blah
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Friend, if you are posting in 2 hours THAT will be the miracle you are searching for.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-27-2014, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban
Maybe he is one of those cursed with assburgers of similar like that. You know, one of those gimps that are counting manically numbers and such. Maybe in his mind one-tenth is a fraction that actually do command him.
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Now that makes sense, dear Brother. He says he's not a "Brony," and yet comes running to the defense of "Bronies" and their gay pony fetishes. Maybe his perseverative topic is "Bronies," or maybe "Hide The Hoof In Dirty, Stinky Places."
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-27-2014, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Friend, if you are posting in 2 hours THAT will be the miracle you are searching for.
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Do not call me your friend, child. You don't have the right.
Also, is that some sort of veiled threat? Am I supposed to be scared? Should I start shaking in my boots and praying for some idiot in the sky to save me from your vengeful wrath?
Please. It will take a stronger being than some nonexistent God to kill me - better people have tried and failed.
Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-27-2014, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Hyokami
Please. It will take a stronger being than some nonexistent God to kill me - better people have tried and failed.
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Let me guess. You graduated top of your class in the Navy Seals, and have been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and have over 300 confirmed kills....
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-27-2014, 05:57 PM
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Let me guess. You graduated top of your class in the Navy Seals, and have been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and have over 300 confirmed kills....
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Ha, the Navy Seals threat. Old, classic, and cliche. No, I've simply survived enough murder attempts that your glorious god has thrown at me that I have nothing to fear from a bunch of fat, incompetent cultists.
Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-27-2014, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Hyokami
Ha, the Navy Seals threat. Old, classic, and cliche. No, I've simply survived enough murder attempts that your glorious god has thrown at me that I have nothing to fear from a bunch of fat, incompetent cultists.
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Oh, we have a bonafide internet tough guy, other bronies must be in awe
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-27-2014, 06:04 PM
Haha! Kid, I wish ***GAY FANTASY*** was legal in this nation. I wouldn't stop until ***GAY FANTASY*** were ***PONY PORN CONTEXT REMOVED***.
Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
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Reason: Let's keep it clean for Jesus!
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-27-2014, 06:13 PM
Also, it's moderately entertaining how you're editing my posts as they come. If you're trying to make me angry, or even dissuade me from posting, you're failing rather hard.
Be that as it may, though, piffle every single one of you. I literally wish every piffleing hatred of humanity on you worthless excuses of air. The bible I burn tonight is dedicated to you mormonic piffles. I hate you as much as I hate your worthless God.
***NAUGHTY LANGUAGE REMOVED***
Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 02-27-2014 at 06:18 PM.
Reason: watch the language son, if you wish to maintain your posting privileges
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-27-2014, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Hyokami
Haha! Kid, I wish ***GAY FANTASY*** was legal in this nation. I wouldn't stop until ***GAY FANTASY*** were ***PONY PORN CONTEXT REMOVED***.
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Oh dear, you are again falling back into safety of your fantasies. You might be bit slow, but by now you should have already realized that no one here is taking heathens like you very seriously. We see rants like that so many times every week. It's OK, you are confused and scared. That's why you are here, to stop being afraid of fires of hell. You don't have to be insecure and afraid with Jesus
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-27-2014, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Hyokami
Also, it's moderately entertaining how you're editing my posts as they come. If you're trying to make me angry, or even dissuade me from posting, you're failing rather hard.
Be that as it may, though, piffle every single one of you. I literally wish every piffleing hatred of humanity on you worthless excuses of air. The bible I burn tonight is dedicated to you mormonic piffles. I hate you as much as I hate your worthless God.
FILTH.
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We are not Mormons, sir. This is a repulsive slur. Mormons are a sad cult of deluded people following a book that was clearly written by humans pretending to know what God wants.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-27-2014, 06:25 PM
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I have nothing to fear from a bunch of fat, incompetent cultists.
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I'm not fat.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
02-27-2014, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Hyokami
Also, it's moderately entertaining how you're editing my posts as they come. If you're trying to make me angry, or even dissuade me from posting, you're failing rather hard.
Be that as it may, though, piffle every single one of you. I literally wish every piffleing hatred of humanity on you worthless excuses of air. The bible I burn tonight is dedicated to you mormonic piffles. I hate you as much as I hate your worthless God.
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Welcome friend!
While I am pleased you are having a good time learning about Jesus and following the Bible, don't you think you might be happier acting out less? Forgive me for saying so but you come across like you have something seriously wrong with your head, like you have been hitting it with a hammer over and over and over.
I am not air.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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