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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-24-2010, 01:37 PM
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I am glad you can admit to that. Perhaps there is still some hope for you.
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was talking about your ignorance and blindness
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-24-2010, 01:52 PM
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was talking about your ignorance and blindness
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Of what am I ignorant and blind? It seems to me it is you who is ignorant and blind by ignoring the Holy Bible.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-24-2010, 02:04 PM
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This is the best site ever,I havent laughed like this for years and this must be a joke site couse nobody in their rigth mind can be so ignorant,bias and homophophic as you cooters are
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Exactly. This forum is a lol-fest.
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04-24-2010, 02:08 PM
@ kenny_lives_99 I am glad that you are having fun but it makes me sad that you think people are funny for believing in God. # KJV1611
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-24-2010, 02:09 PM
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Of what am I ignorant and blind? It seems to me it is you who is ignorant and blind by ignoring the Holy Bible.
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Then how come you refuse to accept the simple fact that you guys are wrong about the Norwegian/Icelandic flag? (among others)
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Exactly. This forum is a lol-fest.
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Agreed just put on some more kindling to the fire XD
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-24-2010, 02:18 PM
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Then how come you refuse to accept the simple fact that you guys are wrong about the Norwegian/Icelandic flag? (among others)
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I find it highly unlikely that Rev. Jim Osborne would make such a mistake. But I also think it is completely irrelevant what the flag of Iceland looks like. So I am willing to admit we might be wrong on that, although I am pretty sure we are right.
Anything else?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-24-2010, 07:27 PM
hey cranky old man. what kind of car do you drive?
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-25-2010, 12:43 AM
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I find it highly unlikely that Rev. Jim Osborne would make such a mistake. But I also think it is completely irrelevant what the flag of Iceland looks like. So I am willing to admit we might be wrong on that, although I am pretty sure we are right.
Anything else?
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Hey cranky old man, that really says it all cranky old man.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-25-2010, 02:47 AM
I'm no bible thumper like you bigots, but didn't the bible say that god doesn't hate? God, the black gay woman in the sky, would hate you of she had to hate something. Free speech should have a clause for places like this.
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04-25-2010, 02:52 AM
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Originally Posted by every1hereisretarded
I'm no bible thumper like you bigots, but didn't the bible say that god doesn't hate? God, the black gay woman in the sky, would hate you of she had to hate something. Free speech should have a clause for places like this.
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I don't know what Bible you have been reading, friend but this is what our Bible says:
Proverbs 6:16-19:
These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-25-2010, 03:00 AM
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Originally Posted by every1hereisretarded
I'm no bible thumper like you bigots, but didn't the bible say that god doesn't hate? God, the black gay woman in the sky, would hate you of she had to hate something. Free speech should have a clause for places like this.
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Dear retard, can you possible show some examples to back up your silly notion that God does not hate? Could you possibly show my fellow True Christians™ scripture that say God is a female, gay and a niggra? While you do have the right of free speech, I will remind you that this is a PRIVATELY owned FORUM, hosted by God's Favorite Church®. If you continue to Mock God, one of your Pastors will show the the Door. I suggest that you keep a civil tongue.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-25-2010, 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted by every1hereisretarded
I'm no bible thumper like you bigots, but didn't the bible say that god doesn't hate? God, the black gay woman in the sky, would hate you of she had to hate something. Free speech should have a clause for places like this.
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Allo little silly boy! You are happy to meet me! But you will not be happy to meet Satan!!
Or maybe were you an altar boy when a child? Then you are maybe looking forward to the unending sodomy of Hell! Enjoy!!
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-25-2010, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Alex
I don't know what Bible you have been reading, friend but this is what our Bible says:
Proverbs 6:16-19:
These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
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And because of that, you believe that God does hate almost everything and everyone, but baptists? What a narrow-minded view on humanity.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-25-2010, 07:19 AM
That is only because our country is still too tolerant of gays. We suffered 0 attacks prior to the whole gay marriage debate. And we suffered a MAJOR one after it.
Uhh yeah, of course - blame the evil gays..
God wasn't any different from now.
Do you think that God really wrote a book and then dropped it from the sky? People did, and people were different back then..
So you think God wants us to just idly stand by as you go to Hell? Maybe with better WARNING, you will change your mind and go to Heaven after all. I will not give up on you just because you're a retard.[/COLOR][/COLOR]
Can you point out where it says so in the KJV 1611 Bible?
Don't you think that every religion have it in the same way? Muslims claim that Islam is the right, Catholics claim that Catholicism is right and so on. Live with the difference in people and respect that; if you don't, you'll end up having a very closed mind and being very fanatic - just as you are.
Religious fanatics = DANGER!
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-25-2010, 07:30 AM
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That is only because our country is still too tolerant of gays. We suffered 0 attacks prior to the whole gay marriage debate. And we suffered a MAJOR one after it.
Uhh yeah, of course - blame the evil gays..
God wasn't any different from now.
Do you think that God really wrote a book and then dropped it from the sky? People did, and people were different back then..
So you think God wants us to just idly stand by as you go to Hell? Maybe with better WARNING, you will change your mind and go to Heaven after all. I will not give up on you just because you're a retard.[/COLOR][/COLOR]
Can you point out where it says so in the KJV 1611 Bible?
Don't you think that every religion have it in the same way? Muslims claim that Islam is the right, Catholics claim that Catholicism is right and so on. Live with the difference in people and respect that; if you don't, you'll end up having a very closed mind and being very fanatic - just as you are.
Religious fanatics = DANGER!
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The Bible is our doctrine. God wrote it, we believe it. End of story. You are right in the fact that the false religions are just as sure of themselves as we are, but the only minor difference is we will be sipping non-alcoholic champagne next to Jesus while they are picking the charred skin off of their hineys in Hell.
Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-25-2010, 12:31 PM
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The Bible is our doctrine. God wrote it, we believe it. End of story. You are right in the fact that the false religions are just as sure of themselves as we are, but the only minor difference is we will be sipping non-alcoholic champagne next to Jesus while they are picking the charred skin off of their hineys in Hell.
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That is exactly what muslims are saying. When you ask proof from them they just pull some lines from koran and say this is the truth! So the fact is that you guys cant say for FACT that you are right and others are wrong just becouse bible says so. Just like muslims cant they only believes their religion like you are! The diffirence is that they wont come and tell you that ure going to hell becouse you wont agree whit us. So in my eyes ure more extreme than muslims. Wondering when osborne goves the order to hijack some planes and attack iceland for the name of god
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-25-2010, 12:57 PM
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That is exactly what muslims are saying. When you ask proof from them they just pull some lines from koran and say this is the truth! So the fact is that you guys cant say for FACT that you are right and others are wrong just becouse bible says so. Just like muslims cant they only believes their religion like you are! The diffirence is that they wont come and tell you that ure going to hell becouse you wont agree whit us. So in my eyes ure more extreme than muslims. Wondering when osborne goves the order to hijack some planes and attack iceland for the name of god
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So you think we True Christians™ are more extreme than Muslims? If you would pay more attention you could have noticed all we are using is words. We try to convince people to change their ways and to prevent them from going to Hell. But we leave the actual punishment up to God. Muslims do not use words they use raw violence.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-25-2010, 02:21 PM
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So you think we True Christians™ are more extreme than Muslims? If you would pay more attention you could have noticed all we are using is words. We try to convince people to change their ways and to prevent them from going to Hell. But we leave the actual punishment up to God. Muslims do not use words they use raw violence.
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Muslims do use words aswell its like 0,000001% who uses violence...
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-25-2010, 02:28 PM
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Muslims do use words aswell its like 0,000001% who uses violence...
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Why don't the other 99% ban together and stop the violent ones? If your statement is true less than 1% are giving your cult religion a bad name.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
04-25-2010, 02:33 PM
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Muslims do use words aswell its like 0,000001% who uses violence...
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So according to you 5 Muslims are responsible for all the Muslim terrorism in the world? That must be some very busy people.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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