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04-08-2010, 12:06 PM
The assassination of John F. Kennedy is an open and shut case, but for some reason it has generated a tremendous amount of speculation and controversy. Some put forward that it was the dirty work of Lyndon Johnson, others implicate the CIA or the FBI, and still others believe the Mafia was responsible.
All of these notions are preposterous. But did Oswald act alone? Of course not. That is equally laughable. There is no way Oswald could have fired more than one bullet in the time frame in which Kennedy was killed. That would have been impossible.
The answer is simple, folks. God did it. The Lord simply could not tolerate a dirty, liberal Catholic being in charge of His favorite country, so He smote JFK. How? There are two possible explanations. He guided a single bullet from Oswald's rifle to do the job. The Magic Bullet Theory entails one bullet delivering all of the nonfatal wounds, as seen below.
I contend that the bullet did all of the above, but then it reversed its trajectory and went through Kennedy's head. All things are possible through God Almighty. Another plausibility is that our Heavenly Father guided the bullet as seen in the diagram above, and then essentially said "screw it" and simply made the Catholic adulterer's head explode.
Jackie Kennedy, who was otherwise contemptible, did her womanly duty and immediately started cleaning up the mess.
That's what happened. Case closed.
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Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened -
04-08-2010, 03:01 PM
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Another plausibility is that our Heavenly Father guided the bullet as seen in the diagram above, and then essentially said "screw it" and simply made the Catholic adulterer's head explode.
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Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened -
04-08-2010, 03:05 PM
Jesus clearly preferred Richard Nixon, but that papist dog Kennedy cheated and stuffed ballot boxes all over America.
God hates crooked politicians.
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Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened -
04-08-2010, 03:25 PM
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All of these notions are preposterous. But did Oswald act alone? Of course not. That is equally laughable. There is no way Oswald would have been able to fire more than one bullet in the time frame in which Kennedy was killed. That would have been impossible.
The answer is simple, folks. God did it. The Lord simply could not tolerate a dirty, liberal Catholic being in charge of His favorite country, so He smote JFK. How? There are two possible explanations. He guided a single bullet from Oswald's rifle to do the job. The Magic Bullet Theory entails one bullet delivering all of the nonfatal wounds, as seen below.
I contend that the bullet did all of the above, but then it reversed its trajectory and went through Kennedy's head. All things are possible through God Almighty. Another plausibility is that our Heavenly Father guided the bullet as seen in the diagram above, and then essentially said "screw it" and simply made the Catholic adulterer's head explode.
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Yet again Brother Hatchet you have cut right to the meat of the matter in the Kennedy's assassination and highlighted the two facts that count; Kennedy was a Catholic, Kennedy was a liberal. Everything else else is just mere details, of course Kennedy was killed; it was God's wrath.
The facts speak for themselves; look at the presidents who were assassinated; Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Kennedy, all liberal scum that offended God and He passed judgment on.
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Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened -
04-08-2010, 05:47 PM
Everything about the Kennedy's has the all over.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened -
04-08-2010, 06:37 PM
I would not be surprised if the Demoncrat party themselves hired somebody to shoot him in order to gain sympathy in the media. While most Real Americans™ were happy with what happened in Dallas, a few of the less intelligent people who weren't aware of Kennedy's papist agenda to ruin America were taken in by the phony display of sympathy for Jackie and her bratty, disgusting kids.
Why do these Catholics pop out so many kids anyway? Is it to give the priests a better choice?
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Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened -
04-08-2010, 06:58 PM
Like most people of my generation, I remember where I was when Kennedy was shot. I was 23 years old and attending the Bible Institute of Los Angeles. Me and my buddy/roommate Chuckie Davis (later the Rev. Charles Davis) were riding in his '62 Corvette convertible (cherry red and white) along PCH, when the radio broke the announcement.
Chuckie and I immediately burst forth in elation. He started honking his horn wildly, and I shouted at passers-by and gave them the thumbs-up saying "JFK is Dead! Woohoo!" November 22, 1963 is a day I will remember that God told True Christians™ everywhere that He loved us, by taking away that despicable monster.
Which is why I agree with the theory that the so-called "Magic Bullet" was the result of divine intervention. Surely, no normal bullet could've made that zig-zag pattern that hit everything perfectly. Yet at the same time, it's ridiculous to think that there could've been multiple shooters. The only rational explanation is that God guided that bullet true.
A reasonable man would believe that it was God's hand which struck JFK. Only some kind of crazy crackpot would believe that there was some "conspiracy" to kill JFK. That's the truth right there.
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Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened -
04-08-2010, 07:25 PM
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Like most people of my generation, I remember where I was when Kennedy was shot.
[ . . . ] November 22, 1963 is a day I will remember that God told True Christians™ everywhere that He loved us, by taking away that despicable monster.
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I was utterly thrilled when I heard the news. Even if he hadn't been a Catholic demon or a liberal Nazi, I still would have been just as ecstatic. I don't think I could have endured his ridiculous accent or his beady, Downs Syndrome eyes a second longer.
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Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened -
04-14-2010, 07:04 PM
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Chuckie and I immediately burst forth in elation. He started honking his horn wildly, and I shouted at passers-by and gave them the thumbs-up saying "JFK is Dead! Woohoo!"
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That hardly seems like something "True Christians" would do. If I would ever have done something like that, whew my Mother and my late-grandmother would have beat me.
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Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened -
04-14-2010, 08:12 PM
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The assassination of John F. Kennedy is an open and shut case, but for some reason it has generated a tremendous amount of speculation and controversy. The answer is simple, folks. God did it.
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And here I thought conspiracy theorists had a monopoly on crazy ideas. Considering that the Magic Bullet Theory has been completely destroyed by scientists and anyone with a modicum of knowledge on the situation and understands an ounce of physics will know this is laughably incorrect. The key flaw with the argument is this: President Kennedy and Governor Connally were not seated directly in front of one another. The President was seated up higher and Connally was down and to the President's LEFT. This makes the trajectory of the bullet absolutely perfect for the angle and distance Oswald fired from the Book Depository. Now, for Kennedy's head. This requires simple physics. Consider the bullet and its size. It's not very large in comparison to the skull and when it enters, it makes a very small hole. The bone and brain matter offer little resistance and the bullet goes right through. However, when it exits, the pressure is released, which makes the object snap backwards towards the ENTRY point. Thus causing the damage and effect seen in the footage of the assassination. God didn't make anything magical happen. He may have told Oswald to do it, but other than that, real world physics and facts have everything to do with this.
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Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened -
04-14-2010, 09:41 PM
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And here I thought conspiracy theorists had a monopoly on crazy ideas. Considering that the Magic Bullet Theory has been completely destroyed by scientists and anyone with a modicum of knowledge on the situation and understands an ounce of physics will know this is laughably incorrect. The key flaw with the argument is this: President Kennedy and Governor Connally were not seated directly in front of one another. The President was seated up higher and Connally was down and to the President's LEFT. This makes the trajectory of the bullet absolutely perfect for the angle and distance Oswald fired from the Book Depository. Now, for Kennedy's head. This requires simple physics. Consider the bullet and its size. It's not very large in comparison to the skull and when it enters, it makes a very small hole. The bone and brain matter offer little resistance and the bullet goes right through. However, when it exits, the pressure is released, which makes the object snap backwards towards the ENTRY point. Thus causing the damage and effect seen in the footage of the assassination. God didn't make anything magical happen. He may have told Oswald to do it, but other than that, real world physics and facts have everything to do with this.
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04-14-2010, 09:50 PM
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Warthog what is the matter with you? If you cannot see that Jesus guided that bullet there is little hope for you. Oh wait what was I thinking. You are a Hell bound cathrelik, there is no hope for you.
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Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened -
04-14-2010, 09:56 PM
Listen to the atheists defend their theory in crises; Jesus uses one bullet to kill two Democrats and they have to come up with excuses why it could have possibly happen. Sure, go head an pull anything you want out of your behind to deny a genuine Christian miracle that was the Kennedy assassination.
Face it secularists Jesus killed Kennedy and wounded Connolly.
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04-14-2010, 10:03 PM
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Warthog what is the matter with you? If you cannot see that Jesus guided that bullet there is little hope for you. Oh wait what was I thinking. You are a Hell bound cathrelik, there is no hope for you.
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Really? Well perhaps in the sense that God created the world and all, he inadvertently created the psychical capability for a man shoot a bullet into another's head, then, sure God guided the bullet.
As for the whole "no hope for me" say what you want, it doesn't bother me if that's what you're going for.
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04-14-2010, 10:25 PM
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Really? Well perhaps in the sense that God created the world and all, he inadvertently created the psychical capability for a man shoot a bullet into another's head, then, sure God guided the bullet.
As for the whole "no hope for me" say what you want, it doesn't bother me if that's what you're going for.
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Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened -
04-14-2010, 10:32 PM
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Really? Well perhaps in the sense that God created the world and all, he inadvertently created the psychical capability for a man shoot a bullet into another's head, then, sure God guided the bullet.
As for the whole "no hope for me" say what you want, it doesn't bother me if that's what you're going for.
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Do you seriously believe God is incompetent??? By definition God is all knowing which means when He created the world He knew Oswald would fire a bullet that would kill Kennedy. When we are talking about God we are talking about something that exists outside space and time.
You reduce God to so incompetent bumbling buffoon and dare to accuse us of blasphemy???
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Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened -
04-15-2010, 02:41 PM
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Jackie Kennedy, who was otherwise contemptible, did her womanly duty and immediately started cleaning up the mess.
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You are an inhuman monster. Jackie Kennedy was not doing her "womanly duty" and "cleaning up the mess." What she was actually doing was scooping up her husbands brains in a desperate attempt to save his life. You make me sick. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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04-15-2010, 03:14 PM
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You are an inhuman monster. Jackie Kennedy was not doing her "womanly duty" and "cleaning up the mess." What she was actually doing was scooping up her husbands brains in a desperate attempt to save his life. You make me sick. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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All women have the instinct to clean up when they see a mess. God put that instinct in them. Jackie Kennedy wasn't trying to save her husband's life--she was just acting on instinct, much the way a bear hibernates or a bee seeks nectar. "How come all women aren't good housekeepers?" you ask. I'll answer your question, retard. Slovenly women are possessed by the devil.
Jackie Kennedy should have had cleaning supplies on hand. A respectable woman never leaves the house without a roll of Bounty and a bottle of Windex.
That's bare minimum. Really respectable women also lug around a vacuum cleaner.
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04-15-2010, 03:49 PM
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All women have the instinct to clean up when they see a mess. God put that instinct in them. Jackie Kennedy wasn't trying to save her husband's life--she was just acting on instinct, much the way a bear hibernates or a bee seeks nectar. "How come all women aren't good housekeepers?" you ask. I'll answer your question, retard. Slovenly women are possessed by the devil.
Jackie Kennedy should have had cleaning supplies on hand. A respectable woman never leaves the house without a roll of Bounty and a bottle of Windex.
That's bare minimum. Really respectable women also lug around a vacuum cleaner.
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Welcome to the 21st Century old-timer. Women don't have a cleaning instinct, they're taught to be a submissive house wife through the way they are brought up, which is based on generations of gender bias.
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04-15-2010, 04:15 PM
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Welcome to the 21st Century old-timer. Women don't have a cleaning instinct, they're taught to be a submissive house wife through the way they are brought up, which is based on generations of gender bias.
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