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Re: Free Paddles! -
08-12-2007, 11:11 PM
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Funny. See beating your child IS illegal, having gender confusion on the other has is not. You can be arrested. i cant, i have done nothing wrong in the eyes of the law.
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You have sinned in the eyes of God, a much more serious offence than swatting a wayward child. You are an abomination according to the Holy Bible. Next time you comb your long sissyboy hair, look at yourself in the eyes in the mirror and tell yourself how much Jesus hates you.
We follow the laws of Christ, see? It won't seem so funny when you find yourself in the lake of fire gargling scalding hot sulfur. Then you'll understand, but it will be too late. Jesus loves you that much!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Free Paddles! -
08-13-2007, 12:08 AM
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Wrong again retard. Only Minnesota has anything that even remotely resembles illegal. And considering that pop-icon Prince comes form there it's not surprising. If he had been beaten properly as a child he wouldn't go around behaving like a queer.
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Again im not wrong. Beating your child is illegal. Anywhere in the usa. Its child abuse. plain and simple.
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You have sinned in the eyes of God, a much more serious offence than swatting a wayward child. You are an abomination according to the Holy Bible. Next time you comb your long sissyboy hair, look at yourself in the eyes in the mirror and tell yourself how much Jesus hates you.
We follow the laws of Christ, see? It won't seem so funny when you find yourself in the lake of fire gargling scalding hot sulfur. Then you'll understand, but it will be too late. Jesus loves you that much!
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If Jesus loved me as much as he sais. He wouldnt throw me into a pit of fire. thats not love. thats evil. Not love, you seem to be a little confused on what love really is.
Open your mind and heart
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Re: Free Paddles! -
08-13-2007, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by ayerea
Again im not wrong. Beating your child is illegal. Anywhere in the usa. Its child abuse. plain and simple.
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No, it's not.
And I recommed you to actually READ the law sometime, you mormon.
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If Jesus loved me as much as he sais. He wouldnt throw me into a pit of fire. thats not love. thats evil. Not love, you seem to be a little confused on what love really is.
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Just what do you know about what love really is? Could you ever know better than God?
No, you can't.
Jesus loves you, and that's why He gets so angry when you go a-whoring after false gods and spit on His commandments:
He is a jealous God, who is like a kind & faithful husband to all men, yet you keep cheating on Him!
Therefore, He'll react like any sane & loving husband would and arrange for you to be tortured.
Difference is, God can have you tortured FOREVER, in a literal lake of fire!
For us mortals however, to keep a torture victime alive (during non-stop-torture) for even a week, heh that's an accomplishment..
Anyways, maybe you see now just how much God loves you?
He loves you so much that He actually takes notice of little you!
Out of all humans on this earth, God still cares about what happens to you, He still cares about the fate of every single one of us.
That's VERY loving, even you can't deny that.
Really, who would be the loving part in a relationship of these two:
The one who gets upset if his partner's cheating?
Or the one who goes "So what? It's not like I care."?
The latter doesn't care because it doesn't love it's partner, but the first gets upset for that very reason.
That's why God gets upset and wants to torture you for all eternity if you break one of His commandments.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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08-15-2007, 02:14 AM
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Just what do you know about what love really is? Could you ever know better than God?
No, you can't.
Jesus loves you, and that's why He gets so angry when you go a-whoring after false gods and spit on His commandments:
He is a jealous God, who is like a kind & faithful husband to all men, yet you keep cheating on Him!
Therefore, He'll react like any sane & loving husband would and arrange for you to be tortured.
Difference is, God can have you tortured FOREVER, in a literal lake of fire!
For us mortals however, to keep a torture victime alive (during non-stop-torture) for even a week, heh that's an accomplishment..
Anyways, maybe you see now just how much God loves you?
He loves you so much that He actually takes notice of little you!
Out of all humans on this earth, God still cares about what happens to you, He still cares about the fate of every single one of us.
That's VERY loving, even you can't deny that.
Really, who would be the loving part in a relationship of these two:
The one who gets upset if his partner's cheating?
Or the one who goes "So what? It's not like I care."?
The latter doesn't care because it doesn't love it's partner, but the first gets upset for that very reason.
That's why God gets upset and wants to torture you for all eternity if you break one of His commandments.
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Love is wanting the object of your love to be happy. Wanting them to belong to you is obsession.
May the world crash and bury you alive.
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Re: Free Paddles! -
08-15-2007, 11:28 AM
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Love is wanting the object of your love to be happy. Wanting them to belong to you is obsession.
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You Godless secularist goths just have no idea what love is, do you?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Free Paddles! -
08-15-2007, 12:23 PM
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Love is wanting the object of your love to be happy. Wanting them to belong to you is obsession.
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And why do you think God provided a way for us to be happy, idiot?
By belonging to Him, we will be happy, and that's what's natural for us humans: to be servants of God.
By belonging to Him, we will go to Heaven, and live in eternal bliss.
But I suppose that according to you, hoping that "the world will crash and bury people alive" (as in your sig) is love?
You dumb hypocritic fag-enabling goths obviously have no idea whatsoever what love really is!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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08-15-2007, 05:11 PM
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And why do you think God provided a way for us to be happy, idiot?
By belonging to Him, we will be happy, and that's what's natural for us humans: to be servants of God.
By belonging to Him, we will go to Heaven, and live in eternal bliss.
But I suppose that according to you, hoping that "the world will crash and bury people alive" (as in your sig) is love?
You dumb hypocritic fag-enabling goths obviously have no idea whatsoever what love really is!
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Oh i know what love is. Love is a feeling, the ultimate feeling. Its everything good that can be said about a person, and despite the fact that the person has flaws you still care for them. Its caring for the person, really honestly caring about them. And as far as i know, the rest of it is unexplainable. I know what love is because i love my friends more then anything else is the world. I would do anything for them and i would have no reason to live if i didnt have them.
Open your mind and heart
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Re: Free Paddles! -
08-15-2007, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by ayerea
Oh i know what love is.
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Goodness, this should be interesting. Probably more propaganda from some Beatles song you heard once after passing the joint to the left-hand side
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Originally Posted by ayerea
Love is a feeling, the ultimate feeling.
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Leave it to the hippy witch to trust her "feelings". Feelings will lead you nowhere but to Hell, my friend.
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Originally Posted by Proverbs 3:5-6
5Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
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Your feelings are wrong, to put it succinctly. The Lord knows that, as a woman, you're more likely to put stock in your own fallible "feelings", which is why He gave you a master (husband or father) to save you from yourself. And also, in response to other postings you have made woefully unaware of God's Will, I want to be clear that nowhere is "love" a necessary part of marriage. That is a notion dreamed up by hippies in a hashish field someplace.
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Originally Posted by Deuteronomy 21:15-17
15If a man have two wives, one beloved, and another hated, and they have born him children, both the beloved and the hated; and if the firstborn son be hers that was hated:
16Then it shall be, when he maketh his sons to inherit that which he hath, that he may not make the son of the beloved firstborn before the son of the hated, which is indeed the firstborn:
17But he shall acknowledge the son of the hated for the firstborn, by giving him a double portion of all that he hath: for he is the beginning of his strength; the right of the firstborn is his.
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Go back to your drum circle, hippie. We here subscribe to God's version of Love, not some (pardon the pun) lovey-dovey version that some demon dreamt up in a drunken stupor.
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08-15-2007, 06:57 PM
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Oh i know what love is. Love is a feeling, the ultimate feeling. Its everything good that can be said about a person, and despite the fact that the person has flaws you still care for them. Its caring for the person, really honestly caring about them. And as far as i know, the rest of it is unexplainable. I know what love is because i love my friends more then anything else is the world. I would do anything for them and i would have no reason to live if i didnt have them.
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That is what love is hun, but these people are never going to accept it. Anyway, I'm leaving this place because it's poisonous and hateful. However, I would like to talk you to, ayerea, more. My email/msn is rayviathae@hotmail.com. I would like it if you emailed me.
May the world crash and bury you alive.
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08-15-2007, 07:07 PM
Keep your perversions to yourself, missy. This is a Godly forum dedicated to spreading the Word of our Lord, Jesus Christ, amen. It is not some lezbo pickup joint. There will be no solicitation for donut-bumping here.
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08-15-2007, 07:24 PM
I am glad SOMEONE is preaching the True Christian (Pat. Pend.) message of proper child-rearing, which involves a paddle, a belt, a heavy-duty industrial lug wrench, and an electric caddle prod. By the way, here's another plug for my child-beating service, Kid Korrect®.
GLORY!!
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He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes. Proverbs 13:24
Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him. Proverbs 22:15
Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Proverbs 23:13-14
The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it. Proverbs 30:17
Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers. Isaiah 14:21
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08-15-2007, 08:25 PM
GLORY Brother Worthington!
That little tramp was just asking for it. Why, just LOOK at that tat and skanky shirt she has on.
She was trying to seduce some fine man into raping her.
We True Christians ™ need more products like yours!
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Re: Free Paddles! -
08-16-2007, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ayerea
Oh i know what love is. Love is a feeling, the ultimate feeling. Its everything good that can be said about a person, and despite the fact that the person has flaws you still care for them. Its caring for the person, really honestly caring about them. And as far as i know, the rest of it is unexplainable. I know what love is because i love my friends more then anything else is the world. I would do anything for them and i would have no reason to live if i didnt have them.
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Have you been reading that cartoon with the naked children instead of the Holy Bible again?
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Originally Posted by Rayviathae
That is what love is hun, but these people are never going to accept it. Anyway, I'm leaving this place because it's poisonous and hateful. However, I would like to talk you to, ayerea, more.
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Hmm, a massively oversized she-goth who doesn't know her place trying to mate with a boy who thinks he's a girl...this should be interesting, in a sickening sort of way.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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08-17-2007, 09:36 AM
In Texas, the police are electrocuting babies now - talk about a true family values red state, they know how to raise kids right.
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Man and baby hit by Taser
(Hit by tazer....Bad tazer, bad tazer! Of course it's not the tazer's fault, it's the fault of the stupid criminal who didn't know he's in a tough-on-crime state.)
A security guard has been captured on camera firing a Taser stun gun at a man carrying his newborn child.
Hospital security guard, David Boling resorted to the extreme action to prevent William Lewis from taking his baby daughter home from the Woman's Hospital of Texas in Houston.
The stun gun sent both man and child crashing to the floor, leaving the child with head trauma, according to Mr Lewis.
The incident began when Mr Lewis, 30, told hospital staff that he intended to leave with his child because his family had been mistreated.
He was told that doctors would not allow it, but Mr Lewis picked up the baby and walked to the elevators regardless.
The elevators would not move because wristband sensors on babies at the hospital automatically shut down the system if anyone attempts to take an infant without permission.
The surveillance video shows Mr Boling arriving at the elevators and trying to talk with Mr Lewis.
Mr Lewis appears agitated as he walks around the elevators holding his daughter in his right arm.
Within 40 seconds Mr Boling is holding the Taser and about a minute later, he can be seen standing near Mr Lewis, not looking in his direction, when he suddenly raises the Taser and fires it at Mr Lewis, who was still holding his daughter.
Mr Lewis drops to the floor, however this can not be seen in the surveillance footage...
Mr Lewis said he thinks his baby has been disabled from the incident, but a CPS Agency spokeswoman stated that the infant does not appear to be suffering any ill effects from the fall. (But as for ill effects from being taser'ed....)
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/2007081...41f21e0_1.html
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