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Unhappy Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 11-05-2011, 10:11 PM

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I guess I'm just not getting through to any of you but I DON'T HATE JESUS.

I'm sorry if I'm the one that seems judgemental but you have a KKK avatar. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you ''True Christians''?! Your beliefs are completely piffleed up.
Why all the hate? Didn't the secular 'doctors' remove it from your head during electrochock?
We never judge. We merely comment on what you people say. Why do you say following the Word of God® is not a good thing? Does Satan still reside in your bowels?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 11-05-2011, 10:18 PM

This is a classic example of your hatred. I was wearing my warm comfy robes while witnessing for Jesus (note the microphone) at the Freehold Amphitheater on a cool Iowa evening.

You seem to have issues with our love of Jesus here. Why not tell us of the abuse you have suffered in your life so we may guide you to the True Path©

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I guess I'm just not getting through to any of you but I DON'T HATE JESUS.

I'm sorry if I'm the one that seems judgemental but you have a KKK avatar. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you ''True Christians''?! Your beliefs are completely piffleed up.




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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 11-05-2011, 10:21 PM

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Why all the hate? Didn't the secular 'doctors' remove it from your head during electrochock?
We never judge. We merely comment on what you people say. Why do you say following the Word of God® is not a good thing? Does Satan still reside in your bowels?
In case you haven't realized it's almost 2012, electroshock isn't used anymore and hasn't been used in forever, so obviously I didn't have that.

The help I got from doctors was not for hate, it was for other problems which are pretty much resolved now.

I don't even know what you're saying about Satan and bowels. You have some kind of obsession with that?
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Smile Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 11-05-2011, 11:52 PM

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In case you haven't realized it's almost 2012, electroshock isn't used anymore and hasn't been used in forever, so obviously I didn't have that.
I have seen people who have been shocked, they are just like you. They all have seething hate and a total lack of love of Jesus.

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The help I got from doctors was not for hate, it was for other problems which are pretty much resolved now.
Pretty typical for people who hate Jesus to say that. I think your parents should get thier money back. Instead, they should give it to the Church and have God cure you. Why are you so resistant? If only your spread for Him and allow His love to enter you.

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I don't even know what you're saying about Satan and bowels. You have some kind of obsession with that?
Sure you do. All you people do. It is why your squirm when sitting. I have seen many a young girl, Satan in thier rectum, making them writh and scream out words of Torment, taking the Lords name in vain. Please, let us help you get the demons out.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 11-06-2011, 03:11 AM

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Why all the hate? Didn't the secular 'doctors' remove it from your head during electrochock?
We never judge. We merely comment on what you people say. Why do you say following the Word of God® is not a good thing? Does Satan still reside in your bowels?
In case you haven't realized it's almost 2012, electroshock isn't used anymore and hasn't been used in forever, so obviously I didn't have that.
Why are you lying? Of course it is still used. Read this from the Mayo Clinic:
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/ele...herapy/MY00129


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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 11-08-2011, 01:53 AM

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We don't need to argue that God exists; the Bible confirms that.
So, anyone could make up a scripture and claim it to be the holy book of a random godly being and they would have the same evidence. Remember, without any other evidence, the god has a max 50% chance of existing, there is the koran remember. The bible isn't enough.


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So, anyone could make up a scripture and claim it to be the holy book of a random godly being and they would have the same evidence. Remember, without any other evidence, the god has a max 50% chance of existing, there is the koran remember. The bible isn't enough.
Where did you pull that figure from? Why would it be possible for there to be a 49% chance, but impossible for there to be a 51% chance? Remember, the god either exists or it doesn't. Could you explain the reasoning behind your claim here so I can shoot it down?
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Where did you pull that figure from? Why would it be possible for there to be a 49% chance, but impossible for there to be a 51% chance? Remember, the god either exists or it doesn't. Could you explain the reasoning behind your claim here so I can shoot it down?
The Bible and the koran would have equal chances of being correct without any evidence for each. Of course it's a lot more complicated then that, my 50% was just an simplification to show what I meant.

Something with no evidence expect for itself, that disagrees majorly with modern science...


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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 11-08-2011, 05:09 AM

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The Bible and the koran would have equal chances of being correct without any evidence for each. Of course it's a lot more complicated then that, my 50% was just an simplification to show what I meant.

Something with no evidence expect for itself, that disagrees majorly with modern science...
The Holy Bible was written by God. The kooran was written by satan. Ditto science. That's the difference.


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So, anyone could make up a scripture and claim it to be the holy book of a random godly being and they would have the same evidence. Remember, without any other evidence, the god has a max 50% chance of existing, there is the koran remember. The bible isn't enough.
Of course anyone could make up scripture; how else do you explain Muslims?

The difference is that our scripture was directly inspired by God. Anyone can CLAIM to have been inspired by God. Its quite another thing to have actually been inspired by God and I thought the difference would be obvious to anyone reading the Bible and seeing how many times this is made clear.



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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 11-13-2011, 05:03 AM

And how do you know the Bible is the scripture that is actually God's word when all the other Scriptures say the same thing. Tell me, what evidence does the Bible have for being the word of God that the silly Koren and many of the other scriptures have.

Without extra evidence figuring which religion is true is a matter of guesswork, why should people be punished for a bit of bad luck.


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And how do you know the Bible is the scripture that is actually God's word when all the other Scriptures say the same thing. Tell me, what evidence does the Bible have for being the word of God that the silly Koren and many of the other scriptures have.

Without extra evidence figuring which religion is true is a matter of guesswork, why should people be punished for a bit of bad luck.
All the others DON'T say the same thing. Many Bible versions are actually satanic. I have an excellent sermon on this very subject HERE. I urge you to read it and get some kind of discernment. Right now you're embarrassing yourself with the idiotic things that spill out of your mouth.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 11-14-2011, 02:33 AM

Oh and what do you think of the Bible code, I think it's a completely bogus.

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http://www.biblecodedigest.com/


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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 11-14-2011, 05:51 AM

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Oh and what do you think of the Bible code, I think it's a completely bogus.

Retarded tin foil hat site warning.
http://www.biblecodedigest.com/
The only code we follow in the Bible are the laws God has lain down for us. We believe God says what He means and means exactly what He says.

What is this nuttery you have linked here? Buddhism influenced Christianity.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 11-14-2011, 06:02 AM

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The only code we follow in the Bible are the laws God has lain down for us. We believe God says what He means and means exactly what He says.

What is this nuttery you have linked here? Buddhism influenced Christianity.
I asked because I found some very silly stuff on it.
http://www.biblecodewisdom.com/code/...dead-and-alive
WHAT!!!
http://www.biblecodewisdom.com/code/god-not-exist
???
http://www.biblecodewisdom.com/code/bible-code-evil/2
Okay...

I do agree that the Bible code is idiotic.


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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 11-15-2011, 05:56 AM

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I asked because I found some very silly stuff on it.
http://www.biblecodewisdom.com/code/...dead-and-alive
WHAT!!!
http://www.biblecodewisdom.com/code/god-not-exist
???
http://www.biblecodewisdom.com/code/bible-code-evil/2
Okay...

I do agree that the Bible code is idiotic.
So why are you bringing it up on our board?

Read your KJV Bible, learn it, love it, and FOLLOW IT! Is that so hard? Well I guess it is if you don't want to give up your sinful ways.


PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 11-15-2011, 06:04 AM

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So why are you bringing it up on our board?

Read your KJV Bible, learn it, love it, and FOLLOW IT! Is that so hard? Well I guess it is if you don't want to give up your sinful ways.
Amen, Brother Seth.

The Bible is not written in CODE. It's written in plain old AMERICAN. I think it was the joos who originally tried to find hidden meanings in biblical matrices in an attempt to justify their rampant usury.



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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 11-15-2011, 06:10 AM

Well, the reason these trolls and Godmockers don't understand the Holy Bible is because their father is satan. The Bible tells us so!

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John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 11-15-2011, 06:43 AM

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Oh and what do you think of the Bible code, I think it's a completely bogus.

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I'll give you the TRUE Bible code in full: Do everything God says when he says it or you'll be tortured forever. End of code.

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I'll give you the TRUE Bible code in full: Do everything God says when he says it or you'll be tortured forever. End of code.

Read the Bible!

Pastor Ed
Amen.

That is true love. All humans deserve eternal torture but He has given us a narrow path to follow of praise and subservience to Him. If we wander from the path He throws us into the lake of fire. That seems very fair to me after all He gave us life He can do what He wants with us.

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