Slave:" Wow you guys from the future have good stuff! I think I accept Jesus!"
American Soldier:" Yes with the help of God we came to you Agyptians to bring the Word of God! But first we have to eliminate your unbelieving Pharao!"
Slave:" I can' wait to go to Chruch every sunday!"
Agyptian Soldier:" Pharao, we have intruders that try to spread the word of the Holy Bible! What should we do?"
Pharao:" Kill them all!"
American Pastor:" Shit the Pharao has send his troops to kill us"
American Soldier:" Everyone to year position! We need to hold this place!"
*wusch* *peng* *bummm*
*bumm* *peng* *wiiisch*
Pharao:" These godless americans came from the future to take my power!
I will never surrender! With the help of Ra the sungod we send them back to 2013"
Agyptian Soldier:" Pharao they seem stronger then we thought. We have to bring you to your bunker!"
American Soldier:" If these godless Agyptians refuse to surrender we bomb them back to Adam and Eve times."
American soldier:" What was the code again?"
American Pastor:" The codeword is Jesus.
American Soldier:"I forgot"
American Soldier:" Ok now we have 10 minutes before this nuclear bomb explodes"
American Soldier: "Oh shit!"
Agyptian Soldier:" In the name of Ra! What kind of thing have you activated there?"
*wusch*