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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-21-2007, 11:39 PM

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We do not condone derogatory language toward ethnicities, sir. Landover Baptist Church has a very strict policy against racism in all its forms. NOWHERE have we EVER promoted the hatred of any human being based on the color of their skin. All nigra, slants, beaners, godly whites, injun savages, dot heads, sand coons, and australian neanderthals are welcome to enter our fold. There is no discrimination here. I have butter caramel skin, Brother Temperance has a slightly hooked penny sniffing jew nose, Sister Lateefah has poop stain colored skin, and Pastor Zeke has normal skin. We are all here together for the glorious cause of Christ the Lord. I have even dedicated a whole thread to the good parts of Negroidial "Culture".

Regarding Negroidials in another thread you said:



Please, don't try to turn us against each other based on petty reasons like race. Neither we or Jesus will tolerate racism from you or anyone else.

You do know everything you said that was non-white was a deragatory term for the races..


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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-22-2007, 01:06 AM

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You people are confusing.... First you us racial slurs like beaner, gook, and negro, then deny it when you know we all have evidence to the contrary. Yes, you are a piece of work.
I have not used one single slur, sir. Just because you live in your own personal deluded world view where ethnics are dehumanized and judged on the basis of pigmentation doesn't mean we will share such an ignorant world view with you.

We want no part of your racist dogma!!!

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You do know everything you said that was non-white was a deragatory term for the races..
What did I say that was "non-white" and why does such words being "non-white" make them derogatory? Now even words are racial categorized and subject to your prejudiced views?

What kind of racist dribble are you muttering about, boy? You need to put down the swastika and pick up the Holy Bible.
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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-22-2007, 01:50 AM

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I have not used one single slur, sir. Just because you live in your own personal deluded world view where ethnics are dehumanized and judged on the basis of pigmentation doesn't mean we will share such an ignorant world view with you.

We want no part of your racist dogma!!!



What did I say that was "non-white" and why does such words being "non-white" make them derogatory? Now even words are racial categorized and subject to your prejudiced views?

What kind of racist dribble are you muttering about, boy? You need to put down the swastika and pick up the Holy Bible.

The day i pick up a swastika is the day god told me too..
and you got me all wrong buddy! what i mean is how they call Arab people 'dot heads' African americans 'jigaboos' mexicans 'spics' and asains 'gooks' those are derogatory terms for them. and for caucasians they just call them white people..wich isent derogatory at all...its common. but i hope that helps clear things up because you pointing your finger in the wrong direction.


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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-22-2007, 03:52 PM

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You do know everything you said that was non-white was a deragatory term for the races..
So now you're such a racist you don't even think penny-sniffing Jews count as white?


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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-22-2007, 05:30 PM

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The day i pick up a swastika is the day god told me too..
I knew you were a good for nothing nazi catlick.

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and you got me all wrong buddy! what i mean is how they call Arab people 'dot heads' African americans 'jigaboos' mexicans 'spics' and asains 'gooks' those are derogatory terms for them. and for caucasians they just call them white people..wich isent derogatory at all...its common. but i hope that helps clear things up because you pointing your finger in the wrong direction.
All the terms we use are common and everyday terminology. Just look at how commonly we use such words. Stop trying to turn everything into a racial slur. You try and make every term a racial slur except for "white". Is you goal to make it where non-whites are constantly being bombarded by racial slurs because they'll be no words left to refer to them?

Wouldn't surprise me. You are a Nazi... oh, and JESUS WOULD NEVER TELL ANYONE TO PICK UP A SWASTIKA!!!! You've been under that Nazi pope's dress for too long.
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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 06-28-2007, 01:05 AM

Notice Fire said "you people" not "you Mr.Lebeau". Does that not count for anything?
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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 07-03-2007, 04:20 PM

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Notice Fire said "you people" not "you Mr.Lebeau". Does that not count for anything?
I suppose it gets you another racism point, but I can't see why you're so proud of them. Don Imus used the term "you people" to refer to darkies as well, but it didn't do him much good. Are you also looking for a two-week suspension for being racist and sexist?


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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 07-03-2007, 09:24 PM

"You People" refering to "You TC's" I appologise for not being clear enough!
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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 03-10-2015, 01:29 AM

I'm glad I used the "search" function before I made a total @$$ of myself and posted a Chuck Norris Tribute Thread!

I will pray for Mr. Norris' salvation. I pray that he will set aside childish things, like playing ninja, and pick up an assault rifle and start killing foreigners like a REAL American.
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Default Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! - 03-10-2015, 08:48 PM

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I'm glad I used the "search" function before I made a total @$$ of myself and posted a Chuck Norris Tribute Thread!

I will pray for Mr. Norris' salvation. I pray that he will set aside childish things, like playing ninja, and pick up an assault rifle and start killing foreigners like a REAL American.
Sir Hammer, nothing can be trusted anymore. I admired mr. Seagal, but then I found out that he has been teaching ninja things to japs (they need an american to teach themselves their own circus tricks).

Seagal is flirting with Buddha and Putin. I've never seen him use a proper rifle.

What a sissy boy.
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