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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-21-2007, 10:37 PM
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My mum makes the money in our family, ever since my dad had heart problems he can't really work or do...well much of anything.
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What did he do to get God angry? I assure you he will not be recovering anytime soon if he is making your mother work, contrary to the plan that God has set up for your family. The woman is to raise the children, not to perform any outside work that might support the family.
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-21-2007, 10:45 PM
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If you consider that truly equal, then you shouldn't mind trading places - let her make money, and you keep your damn mouth shut.
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I suppose you want him to give birth as well? Actually, knowing you, you'd probably prefer if he had an abortion instead...
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-22-2007, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
What did he do to get God angry? I assure you he will not be recovering anytime soon if he is making your mother work, contrary to the plan that God has set up for your family. The woman is to raise the children, not to perform any outside work that might support the family.
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He's not making her do anything, she chooses to work.
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-22-2007, 01:53 AM
I think people are wasting their time to help Sister Mary Marie Maria Mariah Carey. Based on how she talks about "discipline", I think she likes it and probably burns her husband's toast on purpose. LOL!
Seriously though, this setup disgusts me because men and women are equals and should be equals in a relationship, but I don't know if this would lead to murder. I was spanked growing up, but my dad never broke my skin, let alone a bone. If all this is is spankings, then it's more kinky than dangerous. But if he ever punches or kicks her, she should get away from him immediately. I can't believe people put up with this stuff over a fairytale. If Jeebus told them to carry lightsabers and call upon the force, we'd be surrounded by Jabbas everywhere.
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-22-2007, 02:01 AM
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I suppose you want him to give birth as well?
Nah, men don't have the strength for it.
Actually, knowing you, you'd probably prefer if he had an abortion instead...
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Any child (especially a daughter) facing a future with TC's as parents would probably prefer not to be born.
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-22-2007, 04:13 AM
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I think people are wasting their time to help Sister Mary Marie Maria Mariah Carey. Based on how she talks about "discipline", I think she likes it and probably burns her husband's toast on purpose. LOL!
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-23-2007, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
He has loosed his patience on me several times already, but I am learning. Now I stay in the kitchen and my bedroom, and keep a radio on me at all times. If he wants something, he will call me on the radio.
Bless you all for your wonderful advice! I will take it and pray on it.
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Ok, first of all, incorrect grammer annoys me. The term is "lost" not loosed. Second of all, do you think it would be all right if a husband who WASN'T christian beats, my bad i mean "disciplines" his wife? Because, if that is moraly unacceptable, then having god allows you to beat the crap out of your wife when she does something he doesn't like. "Your looks annoy me today" *Punch in nose and break it* "next time, don't be so ugly."... sounds pretty bad to me either way. burning a steak is a common mistake- it happens, even at 5 star restaraunts. Pro chefs mess up food, yet, you get beat when you do it. You haven't gone to school for it-or, maybe you have, although it is highly unlikely. They have spent years learning how to cook properly, and they still make mistakes. no human is perfect. We are perfectly flawed, and that makes us perfect.
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-23-2007, 11:13 PM
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Ok, first of all, incorrect grammer annoys me. The term is "lost" not loosed. Second of all, do you think it would be all right if a husband who WASN'T christian beats, my bad i mean "disciplines" his wife? Because, if that is moraly unacceptable, then having god allows you to beat the crap out of your wife when she does something he doesn't like. "Your looks annoy me today" *Punch in nose and break it* "next time, don't be so ugly."... sounds pretty bad to me either way. burning a steak is a common mistake- it happens, even at 5 star restaraunts. Pro chefs mess up food, yet, you get beat when you do it. You haven't gone to school for it-or, maybe you have, although it is highly unlikely. They have spent years learning how to cook properly, and they still make mistakes. no human is perfect. We are perfectly flawed, and that makes us perfect.
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So I take it you're a female. You yap like one anyway.
Have you ever read the Holy Bible? Do you know what God expects of women?
1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-23-2007, 11:48 PM
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Ok, first of all, incorrect grammer annoys me. The term is "lost" not loosed.
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"Loose" can be used as a verb, and when used as such and depending on context, "loosed" is the correct past participle.
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-24-2007, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
"Loose" can be used as a verb, and when used as such and depending on context, "loosed" is the correct past participle.
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but, not in modern english. Oh, and btw, i have read the bible, but it seems to me, you guys are the only ones who truly expect the woman to take a beating and accept it. Would it be acceptable to you if he wasn't christian and hitting her?
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-24-2007, 11:31 AM
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but, not in modern english. Oh, and btw, i have read the bible, but it seems to me, you guys are the only ones who truly expect the woman to take a beating and accept it. Would it be acceptable to you if he wasn't christian and hitting her?
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Oh you've "read the bible" have you? Well then I'm sure you won't mind sharing a few of your favorite verses. Please favor us with the ones that justify letting one's wife get away with back sass and not having her Husband's hot dinner on the table the minute he comes home from work.
"Us guys" are the only church in the world that follows the Holy KJV1611 Bible literally, with no exceptions. The rest are all pantywaists and liars.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-24-2007, 12:24 PM
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Oh you've "read the bible" have you? Well then I'm sure you won't mind sharing a few of your favorite verses. Please favor us with the ones that justify letting one's wife get away with back sass and not having her Husband's hot dinner on the table the minute he comes home from work.
"Us guys" are the only church in the world that follows the Holy KJV1611 Bible literally, with no exceptions. The rest are all pantywaists and liars.
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What's your least favorite verse?
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-24-2007, 12:28 PM
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What's your least favorite verse?
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You know, that's a great question. Nothing comes to mind, as I love the Lord and have large sections of the Holy Bible memorized......No one has ever asked me that before. I'll have to think about that.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-24-2007, 05:41 PM
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Ok, first of all, incorrect grammer annoys me. The term is "lost" not loosed. Second of all, do you think it would be alright if a husband who WASN'T christian beats, my bad, I mean "disciplines" his wife? Because, if that is morally unacceptable, then having God allows you to beat the crap out of your wife when she does something he doesn't like. "Your looks annoy me today" *Punch in nose and break it* "next time, don't be so ugly."... sounds pretty bad to me either way. burning a steak is a common mistake - it happens, even at 5 star restaraunts. Pro chefs mess up food, yet, you get beat when you do it. You haven't gone to school for it - or, maybe you have, although it is highly unlikely. They have spent years learning how to cook properly, and they still make mistakes. no human is perfect. We are perfectly flawed, and that makes us perfect.
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Where do I begin?
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-24-2007, 07:37 PM
I have indeed read the bible. This is my favorite verse
Psalm 50:6
And the heavens proclaim his righteousness,
for God himself is judge.
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-24-2007, 07:50 PM
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I have indeed read the bible. This is my favorite verse
Psalm 50:6
And the heavens proclaim his righteousness,
for God himself is judge.
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I tried to set that upon the feeble minded True Chrisitans.
They don't seem to care about the bible.
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-26-2007, 07:31 AM
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I tried to set that upon the feeble minded True Chrisitans.
They don't seem to care about the bible.
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lol. i know. and, they don't seem to respond when they have anwsers to a question they don't like. They ignore my questions half the time. isn't the golden rule of christianity to " Do one to others as you want to have done to you?" if that is the case, why do you beat your wives? When you forget to do something, or forget to put gas in the car, do they get to beat you?
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-26-2007, 11:27 AM
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lol. i know. and, they don't seem to respond when they have anwsers to a question they don't like. They ignore my questions half the time. isn't the golden rule of christianity to " Do one to others as you want to have done to you?" if that is the case, why do you beat your wives? When you forget to do something, or forget to put gas in the car, do they get to beat you?
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Do any of your questions have to do with the topic established here? The lady asked about how much crying is appropriate when taking a Godly beating from her Godly husband.
If you have questions, why not start a thread in the correct forum and post your idiotic questions there instead of scattering them all over our Godly boards? And once they're answered, accept what was said and don't keep whining on and on like a female. OK?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
07-03-2007, 02:11 PM
I say let the tears flow freely as they are pure in the eyes of the Lord. They were produced while your husband was administering one of the most Holy and loving acts, disciplining his wife. Those tears you cry are purified by the pain your husband is making you feel to be right with the Lord.
I would also suggest you thank your husband after he is done disciplining you. Without him you would be nothing, an idle waste like myself (and other unmarried Christians or married women who are unable to reproduce). God Bless
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
07-06-2007, 03:30 AM
No husband likes to hurt their wife.
I myself do not enjoy it,
but I know it is the Lord's way and must be done.
Yelling out is, as said before, not a good thing.
Crying is a natural part of life and your husband should understand if you do.
Silence is golden.
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