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Love Jesus Homosexuals Have Abandoned our LORD - 04-11-2018, 06:47 PM

All of you know that I would bend over backwards to reach a homosexual. I am always willing to lend a hand and a strong, muscular, young, Christ centered shoulder when needed. But I still feel pain all the way to the bowels of my being when I think of how many homers accept gay s-e-c-k-s and same gender marriage, totally abandoning the natural affections with which they were born.


As I prayed about this today, the LORD led me to book a trip for the next "Bear" weekend in the city of Chicago. I have also been led to attend several "Pride" events during the month of June. God told me He would bring many men in my direction during these often depraved and sinful gatherings. I want to spit in the face of the devil by bringing these men home and sharing love with them.


Friend, I know we are all tired of hearing gay this and gay that, but a homer can be a fabulous witness once they have knelt and opened themselves to the abundant love of the Lord and me. Can I count on your fervent prayers? I also need to find a nice leather outfit so that I can gain entrance into certain events during the weekend in Chicago. I want something that will glorify Christ rather than bring joy to satan. Perhaps Brother Faith Machine has some suggestions? Or could one of you ladies craft something for me? Remember, you aren't doing this for me - you're doing it for the Lord.


I praise You, Jesus, for speaking to me about these opportunities to bring men home.


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While I share Your Story
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Default Re: Homosexuals Have Abandoned our LORD - 04-11-2018, 09:52 PM

An ex-Gaywise is a wonderful advert for Christ.

Choosing to attracted to the correct sex is a decision every Man has to make and there is no excuse for choosing to be attracted to the wrong sex.

When a homer decides to start finding women attractive, like normal, he is showing the world the power of Christ!

Luke 15:32 It was meet that we should make merry, and be glad: for this thy brother was dead, and is alive again; and was lost, and is found.

But we must just make sure that making Merry does not mean backsliding into anal antics of the buttockular kind

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Homosexuals Have Abandoned our LORD - 04-11-2018, 11:23 PM

Brother Larry, my father recently received some black leather that he has no intention of using, so he gave it to me to use. I've heard that leather pants are popular, so if you'd like, I could make you a pair along with a matching jacket.


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Default Re: Homosexuals Have Abandoned our LORD - 04-12-2018, 10:28 AM

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Brother Larry, my father recently received some black leather that he has no intention of using, so he gave it to me to use. I've heard that leather pants are popular, so if you'd like, I could make you a pair along with a matching jacket.

Sister Esther,
That would be wonderful. I'll send you my measurements shortly!
BrotherLarry


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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Shower down upon me, Lord!
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