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Hello fellow Christians! -
04-14-2018, 09:58 PM
Hello everyone, my name is Pamela. I go to Mt Hebron Baptist Church in Bessemer, Alabama. My favorite verse is Mark 10:27. I started praying and reading the Bible in high school.
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04-14-2018, 11:40 PM
Hello Miss Smith and welcome to our forums! You must be getting ready for your wedding soon, now that you're in high school! How exciting to have found a man who isn't thrown off by your old age. May the LORD bless your future husband with twins and triplets to make up for lost time!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
True Christian™
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Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
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Re: Hello fellow Christians! -
04-15-2018, 12:24 AM
Greetings, Pamela!
I hope after the wedding you plan to leave Alabama. It has to be awful there now since the liberals and democraps paid to rig the election in their favor. My sincere wishes for a better future.
I encourage you to look around the forums and read about the Bible and its teachings as you study the scriptures. The absolute finest minds are here (mine being one of them) and all can help you have a greater comprehension of God's actual nature - something even Christians can have all wrong! We love our Lord and love sharing Him with others. Praise His Holy Name!
What kinds of dishes are you skilled at preparing? I've been craving some fried apples, lemon bars, and freshly baked meringue pie (lemon, chocolate, I don't care which - just shove my face in it!).
You'll find members here to be very welcoming and loving. They have chastised me many times. I know it is purely out of love. Watch for my posts - they are always filled with wisdom! Or do a search for them and you'll learn more about my ministries and special calling.
Again, WELCOME
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Hello fellow Christians! -
04-15-2018, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Hello Miss Smith and welcome to our forums! You must be getting ready for your wedding soon, now that you're in high school! How exciting to have found a man who isn't thrown off by your old age. May the LORD bless your future husband with twins and triplets to make up for lost time!
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Sorry Mary, but I am not in highschool! I am already married with 3 children!
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Re: Hello fellow Christians! -
04-15-2018, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
Greetings, Pamela!
I hope after the wedding you plan to leave Alabama. It has to be awful there now since the liberals and democraps paid to rig the election in their favor. My sincere wishes for a better future.
I encourage you to look around the forums and read about the Bible and its teachings as you study the scriptures. The absolute finest minds are here (mine being one of them) and all can help you have a greater comprehension of God's actual nature - something even Christians can have all wrong! We love our Lord and love sharing Him with others. Praise His Holy Name!
What kinds of dishes are you skilled at preparing? I've been craving some fried apples, lemon bars, and freshly baked meringue pie (lemon, chocolate, I don't care which - just shove my face in it!).
You'll find members here to be very welcoming and loving. They have chastised me many times. I know it is purely out of love. Watch for my posts - they are always filled with wisdom! Or do a search for them and you'll learn more about my ministries and special calling.
Again, WELCOME
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I am already married, but yes, I do plan to leave Alabama. It is godly here no more! I have been reading along the forums, and I do agree with most of them. I am skilled at preparing steak and potatoes and also blueberry pie .
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,395
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
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Re: Hello fellow Christians! -
04-15-2018, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Pamela Smith
Sorry Mary, but I am not in highschool! I am already married with 3 children!
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I can understand Sister Etheldreda's confusion. Why did you wait so long to being reading Sacred Scripture - the guideline for our lives? Does your husbandman know you are posting here? Are you planning more soldiers for Christ?
By the way, don't mistake my prior post as being a flirtatious come-on. As a well-built, handsome, young, intelligent servant of GOD, I have my standards. One very prominent aspect of your being does not jive with me.
In Christ's Holy and POWERFUL Name,
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Hello fellow Christians! -
04-16-2018, 11:07 AM
I'm sorry, but did I miss something? Last time I checked, Alabama was still a wonderful state, with low taxes and high moral standards.
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Re: Hello fellow Christians! -
04-16-2018, 12:28 PM
Wonderful that you have joined us. Sweet home Alabama! In years gone past did you ever see Roy Moore reaching out and giving Spiritual guidance to young teenagers at The Mall. Turning young vulnerable sinners towards Christ will be one of Roy's great achievements. That and the Ten Commandments Monument.
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: Hello fellow Christians! -
04-16-2018, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Pamela Smith
Hello everyone, my name is Pamela. I go to Mt Hebron Baptist Church in Bessemer, Alabama. My favorite verse is Mark 10:27. I started praying and reading the Bible in high school.
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How wonderful that you have made a good introduction and not going on some witless screed about homersexualisticalism or how it’s not a choice who you find attractive or what sex organs you have.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Hello fellow Christians! -
04-16-2018, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
I can understand Sister Etheldreda's confusion. Why did you wait so long to being reading Sacred Scripture - the guideline for our lives? Does your husbandman know you are posting here? Are you planning more soldiers for Christ?
By the way, don't mistake my prior post as being a flirtatious come-on. As a well-built, handsome, young, intelligent servant of GOD, I have my standards. One very prominent aspect of your being does not jive with me.
In Christ's Holy and POWERFUL Name,
BrotherLarry
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My parents were both GODLESS Atheists, but I broke away from their evil God-hating ways. I am planning on having more kids, and yes, he does know I'm here .
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