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Default Re: saddasfa - 04-15-2018, 02:27 PM

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What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible(KJV1611) verse and when did you start your walk with Christ?

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: saddasfa - 04-15-2018, 03:47 PM

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What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible(KJV1611) verse and when did you start your walk with Christ?

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I go to giving Cancer to moms church, my favourite verse is
Numbers 12:3 KJV, i started walking with God when i gave cancer to your
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I go to giving Cancer to moms church, my favourite verse is
Numbers 12:3 KJV, i started walking with God when i gave cancer to your
What exactly are you trying to accomplish here?


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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i forgot to put mom like non-god person i am
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Jesus Re: saddasfa - 04-15-2018, 05:38 PM

You are obviously having problems completing your FAFSA and I understand; that form can be a hassle, what with all those numbers.


But PRAISE GOD, there is help for the retarded. I suggest you first deal with that aspect of your life, friend. GOD created you, (for whatever reason) and GOD can heal you. Your parents obviously sinned grievously - that means really really badly - or you would not have had to deal with this condition.


Your choice of Scripture is a good one. Moses overcame being slow of speech to bring tremendous glory to the LORD. Let us help you understand the fullness of the Holy Word of God and show you how Jesus Christ can change that stupid mind into one that can lead souls to Him for eternity.


BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Shower down upon me, Lord!
May I feel Your Golden Rain!
Let me bathe in its glory
While I share Your Story
Please, shower down on me, my Lord!
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Default Re: saddasfa - 04-15-2018, 06:16 PM

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You are obviously having problems completing your FAFSA and I understand; that form can be a hassle, what with all those numbers.


But PRAISE GOD, there is help for the retarded. I suggest you first deal with that aspect of your life, friend. GOD created you, (for whatever reason) and GOD can heal you. Your parents obviously sinned grievously - that means really really badly - or you would not have had to deal with this condition.


Your choice of Scripture is a good one. Moses overcame being slow of speech to bring tremendous glory to the LORD. Let us help you understand the fullness of the Holy Word of God and show you how Jesus Christ can change that stupid mind into one that can lead souls to Him for eternity.


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thank you one must read the holy word for years to understand that cancer is a form of release of this satanic world
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You’re not making our side look good when you post this way. They get this every day and it just makes them even more believe in God.


A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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No, that's suicide. The Bible says cancer is just God's way of ruining the rest of your time here.



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