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Default I can prove the sun revolves around the earth thanks to The Bible!! - 04-16-2018, 07:25 PM

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Hey y'all. I decided to try my hand at being a scientist unlike non-scientist mechanical engineer Bill Lie. Every lying scientist will try to tell you that the Earth revolves around the sun. This couldn't be further from the truth and is an effort from demonic atheists to denounce The Bible and claim that God and Jesus is a lie.

Joshua 10:12 Then spake Joshua to the Lord in the day when the Lord delivered up the Amorites before the children of Israel, and he said in the sight of Israel, Sun, stand thou still upon Gibeon; and thou, Moon, in the valley of Ajalon.


Now let's say that the earth revolved around the sun for a crazy moment. Given the geography that the sun is over in Gibson, it isn't possible at all for the moon to be settled in Ajalon at the same time. BOOm! The Bible doesn't lie! Therefore how can creationist theory of the sun being the center of our galaxy be true? Why is it that Earth is the only planet with actual life? If other planets actually exist, how come nobody has ever set foot on them? It's all poppycock.


Joshua 10:13 And the sun stood still, and the moon stayed, until the people had avenged themselves upon their enemies. Is not this written in the book of Jasher? So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven, and hasted not to go down about a whole day.


Wow. The sun didn't go down for the whole day during this. Some scientists will tell you it's simply not possible. If it's not possible then how come in some parts of Earth they have almost 20 hours of moonlight? Look at God forsaken Nunavut in Canada. They've forsaken the Lord and the teachings of Christ for socialism. Coincidence that they get no sunlight and perpetual snow? I think not! You could say it's the geographical location but if that were the case, American Alaska would not have an excess of sunlight! God smiles on Alaska because of great people like Sarah Palin and Alaska is waaaaay up there.

The opposite often happens in deserts full of idolaters like the Sahara. God makes an effort to punish them by giving them TOO MUCH sunlight in an effort to kill off their vegetation. It's all part of God's plan. The rise of the sun and moon are the very acts of God.

Gee, I should call myself Scientist Buck. I am happy about this revelation of proof.
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Default Re: I can prove the sun revolves around the earth thanks to The Bible!! - 04-16-2018, 08:21 PM

I simply love Joshua 10:13, dear!

I always use it against atheists who ask, how come the Sun and Moon were created on the fourth day (Genesis 1:14-19)? What measured the three days and nights before it?

As Joshua 10:13 shows, some sort of a mechanical time measuring device, not a solar clock, was already used by God and known to the ancient peoples. God measured the days before creating Sun and Moon with a mechanical clock, and the Isrealites were measuring time during their battle with Amorites with a mechanical clock as well!

It's called Occam's Razor, ignorant atheists: the simplest explanation must be the true one.
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