[Titus Templeton]

There is little we can do when it comes to the hairs on the butt. I was never someone who actally bothered to think about them. I strongly believe that God gave us this kind of hairs because He thought there is a good reason to place them down there.

Romans 1:20
20For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:


I have recognised that the characteristics of those hairs slightly change over the years.
In younger years they are less and thin. But when you get older they become more and more and strong and many of them are around what we call the anus.

I strongly believe that these little soldiers, have different missions down there.
One is to close the entrance to the human anus, the other is to keep all kind of people away from it.

Leviticus 18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Lets talk about skid marks. I have them, you have them. I think every heterosexual TrueChristian™ man has them. They are created by the butt hairs, like a paintbrush they color the underwear. ( My wife clean them every day.)

The skid marks together with the butt-hairs are the best weapon agains homosexual attacks. The smell of this mixture will keep most homosexuals away. I think no one has to stick his nose in that part of the body anyway..

Unfortunately many homosexuals have just accepted this kind of defense. They just accept the smell and fell into their lust into each other.

But that was not the last skill of the bum hairs.
The hairs are also able to build complicated clusters, and no homosexual is able to put them apart.
I totally accept that sometimes the defecation is painfull when the clusters closed the entry. Then i bite on my lips and after some time the cluster opens.

Those clusters are by far one of the most interesting creations, and i would never say that this kind of thing is discusting because it saves lifes from the aids virus.



This is by far the worst thing you can do.



This guy is a Real Heterosexual™. And his defense is strong.

Deuteronomy 20:4

For the LORD your God is he that goeth with you, to fight for you against your enemies, to save you.

[Adam Fag]

I have a couple of friends who describe themselves as "beauty therapists" and they were comparing notes one evening after closing their "salons" or whatever beauty therapists call their place of work and a homosexual had called in, one of them said, requesting peri-anal electrolysis. That "service" was not on her list of treatments and she declined to either come up with a price or examine the homosexual in any way.

"How unusual" her lissom colleague replied. "I also had an effeminate homosexual in today requiring exactly the same thing!" It turned out that this person had been going around all the beauty therapists in Warwickshire seeking to have his anus examined and to get a quote for depilation. The conversation then turned to the different types of electrolysis and which ones might have been suitable for the homosexual. I never knew there were so many variants! How should I advise my friends to deal with these homosexuals' peri-anal demands? They are here again tonight and although they are not discussing anuses (they are giving one another a similar treatment at the moment but they'll be finished soon by the sound of it). Something to do with wax they said, it's more "fun" and apparently the electrolysis is painful. What should I do?

[Benjamin Over]

Originally Posted by Adam Ski

Bla Bla...... What should I do?

Leave your homo-fag buddies and accept JESUS!!!

[Adam Fag]

Originally Posted by Benjamin Over

Leave your homo-fag buddies and accept JESUS!!!

The beauty therapists are young women. I should have made that clear, my small error.

Following my release from the cells the other day I have been trying to follow the Bible and although it is confusing for me at times
[I'm only up to Genesis so far] and am still unsure whether I encountered Jesus or had a psychotic episode I appreciate Faith's encouragement and will persist. Thanks for your concern, Ben.

Oh - I think my friends have finished now and are coming in to show me what they've done. I'll tell them to photograph the homosexual and circulate it to the other beauty therapists so he can be banned from the parlours (if he turns up again). I doubt that he will stop hanging out with his "roosters" though.

[Catherine Moore]

"Beauty" and "Therapist" put together confused me at first. They offer therapy through their beauty? Leaving aside the ungodliness of any form of therapy other than prayer, Proverbs 31:30 tells us beauty is vain and vanity is condemned several times.

But then I realised what you were saying. I apologise for thinking badly of you and your friends. Just as a cancer therapy "cures" (if one is to believe godless doctors) cancer, so must a beauty therapist "cure" beauty.

That these friends of yours have taken upon themselves the mission of ridding women of their beauty products and ties to the worldly so that they might not be like the buildings of Matthew 23:27

Surely this is the Lord's work.

I thank you for the inspiration. Ecclesiastes 1:2 will be my quote for today.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Therapy indeed means to make people feel better; but through beauty?

There is only one way a woman can use her beauty in this way:

That's right: prostitution

Leviticus 19:29 Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.
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[Talitha]

I feel that I need to comment on behalf of the good True Christian™ ladies within this forum who do not possess such hair.
Personally, I wear 2 or 3 pairs of Woolen Bloomers.
Yes, they itch something awful, but it's nothing to the discomfort our Lord and Savior endured when he was murdered by the Jooz.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Adam Ski

The conversation then turned to the different types of electrolysis and which ones might have been suitable for the homosexual. I never knew there were so many variants! How should I advise my friends to deal with these homosexuals' peri-anal demands?

I recommend this device to them:



And here's an improperly trained beauty therapist treating a raging homosexual with it:


How not to use electroshock therapy.

Note that she's trying to use it for full-body hair removal. It's not really made for that.

More typically, it is used to stimulate the brain to stop being homosexual. Like this:


It worked for this gayboy!

If the ladies can't afford the equipment, there are alternatives:

[Adam Fag]

Originally Posted by Catherine Moore

"Beauty" and "Therapist" put together confused me at first.

Me too! I think they're what used to be called "beauticians"

They've gone now but the yoga instructor is still here. She talks less than the beauty therapists and I never know where I'm going to find her perched in odd postures. It must be quite a strain on the hips!

As far as Mr Templeton's homosexual is concerned

One is to close the entrance to the human anus

Do you mean like a camel eye?

[Mary Etheldreda]

There are various... things about my body that don't make sense to me and have on occasion brought my husband to retching, yet will I praise the LORD for making me just this way on purpose!

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[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

There are various... things about my body that don't make sense to me and have on occasion brought my husband to retching, yet will I praise the LORD for making me just this way on purpose!

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I don’t think any really understands how a woman actually works: there is no doubt that their brains are unqualificide to teach anyone anything about anything.

Godly Timothy of the Bible(KJV1611) times (possible the first feminist writer) was very clear as to the practical limitations of the female mind plan.

1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence

And don’t even ask about that sprinkler system they have in their nethers

YIC

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles

And don’t even ask about that sprinkler system they have in their nethers

YIC

Sometimes I wonder if "the curse" wasn't more than just pain in childbirth and an almost obsessive compulsion to serve man (Genesis 3:16). Sometimes I wonder if Eve's physiology was changed from The Standard Parts to the New Female Version of Broken/Missing Parts. Not that I'm saying Adam was originally gay, mind you. For all we know, the LORD had made the world such that a man and a woman looked alike in every way, but the woman always played the woman's role. Then when Eve's pride was too much and she sinned, God smote her with removing her pride physically, in a manner of speaking. I don't know. I don't question God.

[Bubba Buck]

I can attest to this. Up until ten years ago when I decided to stop being a fag, I would shave my butt hairs. I was playing myself thinking it was me being hygienic. Little did I know afterwards what the butt hairs purpose was for. It's to cause a painful response if something tries to find itself up the anus. I've proven this myself while cleaning myself and finding the bar of soap just do a quick accidental "slip"!!!

For up to ten Years I've taken extra care to make sure my anal hairs keep growing out as a sort of protective barrier from phallic shaped objects. I would post a picture as proof but voyeurism is a sin. If anyone happens to be at the gym the same time I am while I work out in the early afternoon and handing out slices of clementines to everyone, I'm sure you've seen gray hairs hanging out of my gym shorts. Well stop staring. It's my gay shield!