[narrowpathy]

1. Did God create women with the capacity to experience orgasm?
2. Is it a sin for women to experience orgasm or is it another papist lie?
3. Are men supposed to help women experience orgasm? (foreplay with massage, stroking, etc)
4. If a woman doesn't experience orgasm is she being punished by the Lord?
5. Is it a sin to fake orgasm?

[Talitha]

I don't understand what you mean.
I was always told that such things are Sinful and certainly not something True Christian™ Ladies should talk about.

[Bobby-Joe]

No Narrowpathy, Christian scientists have shown for a long time that women to not have orgasm. The modern myth of the "female orgasm" (that only started in the 60s) is just a misinterpretation of a seizer brought on by an attack of hysteria. Women have an innate craving for male affection and if deprived long of enough of it they can suffer this seizer caused by the feeling of overwhelming relief. This why Christian doctors call it an “Hysterical Paroxysm”

Unfortunately, like a heart attack, once a woman has had one of these seizers they are vulnerable to them in the future. Any kind of excessively emotional stimulation can induce one. Even a strong, Godly sermon from a manly Pastor as Pastor Zeke has had happened to him.

These so called female orgasms are nothing more than a life threatening condition!

[Larry Lee]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

No Narrowpathy, Christian scientists have shown for a long time that women to not have orgasm. The modern myth of the "female orgasm" (that only started in the 60s) is just a misinterpretation of a seizer brought on by an attack of hysteria. Women have an innate craving for male affection guidance, authority and "covering" and if deprived long of enough of it they can suffer this seizer caused by the feeling of overwhelming relief. This why Christian doctors call it an “Hysterical Paroxysm”

Unfortunately, like a heart attack, once a woman has had one of these seizers they are vulnerable to them in the future. Any kind of excessively emotional stimulation can induce one. Even a strong, Godly sermon from a manly Pastor as Pastor Zeke has had happened to him.

These so called female orgasms are nothing more than a life threatening condition!

Hope you don't mind the slight correction in your Godly sermon, Brother Bobby-J.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Larry Lee

Hope you don't mind the slight correction in your Godly sermon, Brother Bobby-J.

Excellent point Brother Lee; I forgot that the unsaved may not be aware of the proper Christian definition of the word "affection" and instead think something smutty.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

I can assure you that my wife has never had one, nor will she ever, as long as I have anything to say about it.

No Godly woman should ever want to experience such a thing. Real women lay still, close their eyes, and think about Jesus.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Dr. Zaius]

1. Yes. It is a normal part of married Christian life. If you are not experiencing this pleasure, maybe you need to see a Christian relationship expert.

2. Women should only orgasm once, and hopefully quickly, before it's her husband's turn.

3. Do you need this help? Hopefully it's not from de-sensitizing yourself with a battery powered toothbrush.

4. You're just not trying hard enough, dear.

5. Do you tell your husband you enjoy cooking his meals and washing his socks? Is that a lie?

"Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all." -- Edmund Burke