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Wow you people are a shocking example of idiots. I'll make sure to link anyone here for examples of horrible people.
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Wow you people are a shocking example of idiots. I'll make sure to link anyone here for examples of horrible people.
So let me get this straight; You worship Mary and kiss the pope's ring, and we worship Jesus and are Saved© thru His blood.

...And you say that WE are idiots?

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Voice of Papist Hate is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Voice of Papist Hate is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Voice of Papist Hate is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Voice of Papist Hate is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Voice of Papist Hate is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Voice of Papist Hate is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Voice of Papist Hate is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Voice of Papist Hate is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Voice of Papist Hate is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Voice of Papist Hate is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Voice of Papist Hate is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
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I don't get it, why does everyone think I worship this mary fellow, and the pope or whatever? I worship no one, and if I need morals, then I use the area of my brain dedicated to morality. Your god has no supreme and infinite wisdom. Your god probably does not exist. And one more thing, your "you are almost the same as us" defense is so wrong. I will never stoop to your level. I will never do the horrible things you do. And I will never kill people who did no wrong to me. piffle. You.
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