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Symptoms of Masturbation - How Masturbation Affects the Body -
09-14-2014, 06:38 PM
Masturbation does cause insanity.
Masturbation does cause you to go blind.
Masturbation does cause hair to grow in your palms.
Masturbation does cause impotence.
Masturbation does prevent fathering children.
Masturbation does stunt your growth.
Masturbation does suck out the nutrients.
Masturbation does lower your testosterone.
Masturbation does raise your testostorone.
Masturbation does cause premature ejaculation.
Masturbation does affect height.
Masturbation does cause penile curvature.
Masturbation does affect penis size.
Masturbation does decrease stamina.
Masturbation does cause muscle weakness.
Masturbation does reduce muscle mass.
Masturbation does cause pimples.
Masturbation does cause loss of blood.
Masturbation does make your bones softer.
Masturbation does slow the growth of your penis.
Masturbation does make your penis weak.
Masturbation does make your penis smaller.
Masturbation does release hormones.
Masturbation does make you sexually weak.
Masturbation does cause nerve problems.
Masturbation does cause memory problems.
Masturbation does cause cancer.
Masturbation does cause infection.
Masturbation does cause back pain.
Masturbation does cause body aches.
Masturbation does cause prostate cancer.
Masturbation does cause blurred vision.
Masturbation does cause hair fall.
Masturbation does cause death.
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Re: Symptoms of Masturbation - How Masturbation Effects the Body -
09-14-2014, 08:03 PM
Is there any conceivable reason masturb@tion isn't illegal yet? It's worse than crack cocaine and meth, and it's free! It's a terrible, terrible curse, one that I wish our legislators would address once and for all.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Symptoms of Masturbation - How Masturbation Effects the Body -
09-14-2014, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Is there any conceivable reason masturb@tion isn't illegal yet? It's worse than crack cocaine and meth, and it's free! It's a terrible, terrible curse, one that I wish our legislators would address once and for all.
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It was. Back in the days people were considered insane who masturbated. Insane like Micheal Jackson.
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Re: Symptoms of Masturbation - How Masturbation Effects the Body -
09-14-2014, 09:37 PM
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It was. Back in the days people were considered insane who masturbated. Insane like Micheal Jackson.
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But now it's not only legal, it's a source of income ( until the LORD's wrath falls upon the unrepentant Onanist, that is).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Symptoms of Masturbation - How Masturbation Effects the Body -
09-15-2014, 12:20 PM
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Shocking story, Mary. I am surprised it is even possible to masturbate four times in the space of just more than a week!! No wonder he's dead.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Symptoms of Masturbation - How Masturbation Effects the Body -
09-16-2014, 02:33 AM
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And the japs have machines to do it for them!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Symptoms of Masturbation - How Masturbation Effects the Body -
09-18-2014, 02:27 AM
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OMG, that is DISGUSTING! No way would I even think about using one of those machines without wearing a condom, even if I were unsaved (of course, since I am saved, I don't think about this kind of thing at all anymore). You never know what other sperm bank those guys have been to!
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Re: Symptoms of Masturbation - How Masturbation Affects the Body -
09-18-2014, 05:12 AM
M@$turb@t!0n also leads to the extreme overdevelopment of the offending hand:
God really knows how to turn the tables on these perverts! Good luck trying to defile yourself with fingers the size of horse penises! Praise you Lord, you are a clever one!
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Re: Symptoms of Masturbation - How Masturbation Affects the Body -
09-18-2014, 06:14 AM
I have not masturbated, EVER, so I am unfamiliar with any of these symptoms.
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Re: Symptoms of Masturbation - How Masturbation Affects the Body -
09-19-2014, 03:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
I have not masturbated, EVER, so I am unfamiliar with any of these symptoms.
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I am curious why you have the "ex-masturbator" medal, Brother King? Is it some cruel joke someone has played on you at your advanced age?
I must admit that I have spilled seed more times than I can count but I am grateful to Jesus for delivering me of this habit. I found myself engaging in self abuse when I was following the lies of the catholic church. Once God delivered me from that vile institution, I began to have less and less interest in ejaculating; it seems like I was conditioned to become aroused whenever I entered the church and then when I no longer was a victim of their lies, I was disgusted at the very thought of touching myself in that way. Praise You, Jesus, for giving me a hand.
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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Symptoms of Masturbation - How Masturbation Affects the Body -
09-20-2014, 07:44 PM
I have a grandson who is suffering from this un-Godly disease. I will forward this to him by Electronic Mail. Thank you.
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Re: Symptoms of Masturbation - How Masturbation Affects the Body -
09-20-2014, 09:04 PM
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I am curious why you have the "ex-masturbator" medal, Brother King? Is it some cruel joke someone has played on you at your advanced age?
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Maybe they didn't have an icon for never masturbators.
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Re: Symptoms of Masturbation - How Masturbation Affects the Body -
09-30-2014, 08:52 PM
Does masturbation kill? YES!
Even secular science and the media recognize the deadly dangers of self-rape, although they try to spin it away. Here are just a few of the documented ways that rubbing one out can do you in.
- Chronic masturbators and porn addicts have reduced sensation in their private parts due to years of abuse. Many must tie ropes around their necks to continue achieving orgasm, which often results in strangulation. David Carradine, Michael Hutchence, and a British government official famously died this way.
- Some perverts are too lazy to masturbate, so they buy machines to it for them. These can malfunction, ripping off penises or going haywire inside the body, causing grisly injuries, hemorrhaging, and death.
- 60-80% of unsaved people harbor the herpes virus, usually acquired orally in childhood. They can transfer it to their genitals during masturbation. If they then pick their noses, the virus travels into the brain and causes fatal encephalitis; the few survivors are left permanently insane.
- Masturbation abrades and traumatizes the genitals, creating a portal for bacteria to enter the body. Deadly staph infections are easily acquired in this manner.
- Anal masturbation (with fingers, a dildo, or a cucumber) can perforate the colon and flood the body with massive amounts of infectious fecal material, causing sepsis and agonizing death.
- Driving while masturbating is responsible for countless motor fatalities each year.
This is by no means an exhaustive list. I'm sure there are many, many more examples out there.
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Re: Symptoms of Masturbation - How Masturbation Affects the Body -
09-30-2014, 09:56 PM
And when u think about it the penis doesn't even belong to us it belongs to God he lend it to us for procreation. Would you rub a lend car until the color is gone? I guess not.
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