[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

MEN ONLY!



Brothers, I have received an anonymous tip - a primary source document that alleges to be a transcript from Second Life, a program that Dr. Laurie admits to using.

Dirty words have been replaced with their biblical equivalent in italics

[18:51] Anon: Isn't this a rather odd place for a religeous person?
[18:52] DrLaurie Criss: Who?
[18:53] DrLaurie Criss‧: Oh I'm just researching
[18:53] Anon: ah, ok
[18:54] DrLaurie Criss‧: I've never had any lesbian thoughts ever for years now
[18:55] Anon nods and smiles "That's good then since your research takes you to seedy places like this"
[18:56] DrLaurie Criss‧: It's the cross Imust bear
[18:57] AidAnon: You're a cute little thing too. You'll have to watch out for unscupulous people who might want to take advantage of you
[18:59] DrLaurie Criss‧: You look alright
[18:59] Anonsmiles slightly
[19:00] Anon: So tell me little good girl, what are you researching?
[19:00] DrLaurie Criss‧: I'm sure you can protect me from any....Predicaments
[19:01] DrLaurie Criss‧: Consider me a spiritual warfare spy. I think I've already said too much
[19:01] Anon: Yes, I'm sure I could. I've had ladies put themselves under my...protection before
[19:02] Anon: Sort of a know-thine-enimy thing?
[19:02] DrLaurie Criss‧: Right. What will it take to have you keep quiet about my mission?
[19:02] Anon moves closer
[19:03] Anon: Oh, I won't tell anyone, but I'm afraid you aren't really getting a good look at your ememy
[19:03] DrLaurie Criss‧: Where would be the best place to look? Can you showme?
[19:04] Anon: Yes, I can show you a place where only the most depraved people hang out
[19:05] Anon suddenly cups your chin and rasies your face to him "Are you sure you want to see these things? There are dangers"
[19:06] DrLaurie Criss‧: As long as Jesus is watching, I'll be safe. Let's go.
[19:06] Anon smiles "I'll send for you"
[19:07] DrLaurie Criss‧: Just keep our little secret
[19:08] Anon: I think i can safely say that having me talk about your secret is the last thing you need to worry about
[19:10] Anon: This is not the best of neighborhoods, but it seems quiet for now
[19:11] DrLaurie Criss‧: COuld use some paint
[19:11] Anon chuckles
[19:12] Anon: Stay close now
[19:13] DrLaurie Criss‧: That's a BIG thermometer!
[19:13] Anon: Yes it is. Are you ready so see it?
[19:13] DrLaurie Criss‧: Yes.
[19:14] Anon: I want you to remember that you asked me to bring you here
[19:15] DrLaurie Criss‧: That's a strange cross
[19:15] Anon: These machines are used to bind people so that they can be...used
[19:16] DrLaurie Criss‧: You're leaving too much to the imagination I'm afraid
[19:16] Anon: Her, let me show you...
[19:16] Anon: First you'll need these...*fastens a set of cuffs onto your wrists*
[19:17] Anon: They aren' too tight are they?
[19:17] DrLaurie Criss‧: Oh, it's like enhanced interrogation!
[19:17] Anon: very much like that
[19:17] Anon: You take these chains and fasten them to the cuffs like this...
[19:18] DrLaurie Criss‧: So if I play the OPFOR - say, the wikileaks guy, and you can be the crusader practicing your enhanced entarrogating techniques
[19:18] DrLaurie Criss‧: And you'll be all "leak THIS private!"
[19:18] Anon: Notice the the height of the machine put you at an...interesting level
[19:20] DrLaurie Criss‧: So you can search body caveties for the Iraq war files, though I don't think I could fit 500,000 of 'em in there
[19:20] Anon: Your interrogator need only reach under your skirt...like this...and he has your privates at his mercy
[19:21] Anon: Panties don't help *me rips yours off* because they're too flimsy
[19:21] Anon: My, my...are these panties wet?
[19:22] DrLaurie Criss‧: I must have soiled myself in fear or something
[19:22] Anon: Well, there's one way to check...the scent of a slutty cooter is unmistakable
[19:23] Anon brings them to his nose and inhales, smiling broadly
[19:23] DrLaurie Criss‧: Is this a drug test?
[19:24] Anon looks at you severely "I think you may have been corrupted. I'll need to make a closer inspection *slides one hand slowly up your inner thigh and cups your cooter, squeezing gently
[19:25] Anon: No, my dear, this is a slut test and so far you're testing positive
[19:25] DrLaurie Criss‧: I'll pray harder
[19:26] DrLaurie Criss‧: "Jesus, I kneel before you, let your living water flow over me..."
[19:28] Anon: I'm afraid those cooter lips are quite swollen and you're leaking. You pray and I'll just see if i can help with a little massage *slides a finger between your cooter lips and collects the juices there "Here, maybe if you see for yourself what i see you'll be ablke to fight this nasty little slut that seems to be growing inside you
[19:29] Anon wipes the wet finger along your upper lip, right under your nose
[19:29] DrLaurie Criss‧: Interesting
[19:30] Anon: It's a good thing you conquered those lesbian thoughts or the scent would make you horny. Me slides his finger back between your lower lips and slips it easily inside your soaked cooter
[19:31] DrLaurie Criss‧: Now I really do have to pee
[19:34] Anon shakes his head sadly "This is a bad sign...I know! Maybe a bit of pain will take ypur mind off of it *me reaches up and casually rips open your coat and blouse. He shoves your bra cups up off your breasts, and takes the nipples btween his fingers
[19:35] DrLaurie Criss‧: I'll never talk! I'll die first! Long live the people's republic of wikileaks!
[19:36] Anon smiles and pinches down hard, twisting them a little and tugging them
[19:37] DrLaurie Criss‧: ohhhh
[19:39] Anon finally releases them and slips his hand back under your skirt, this time sliding two fingers into your cooter and pumping them idly. he grabs your clit with his other and begins alternating pinches with thrusts, smiling as your flowing juices cquickly over his hand
[19:43] DrLaurie Criss‧: This interrogation would be even more enhanced if there were more people
[19:44] Anon: Hmm...it's certainly possible
[19:45] Anon: Here, bend over this and let's see what we can do hewre
[19:46] Anon grabs your hair and throws you down over the block, quickly fastening you down
[19:46] DrLaurie Criss‧: What a strange way to pray
[19:47] Anon smiles "Yes but it's a wonderful way to spank that naughty ass
[19:48] Anon begins slapping your tightly stretched back parts rhythmically "Tell me, is the pain helping at all?"
[19:49] DrLaurie Criss‧: This is even better than passion of the Christ
[19:50] Anon : Laurie, look at you! I don't think I ever saw a cooter that wet before
[19:50] DrLaurie Criss‧: Is there a way to dry it?
[19:51] Anon reaches in with three fingers and begins roughly piffleing them in and out, rotating them to stretch you out
[19:52] Anon: Laurie...if you saw a woman offering her naked back parts to a man for finger piffleing, what would you think about her?
[19:52] DrLaurie Criss‧: First I would pray for her soul
[19:53] Anon nods "...and then?..."
[19:53] DrLaurie Criss‧: Then I'd pray for his soul
[19:54] DrLaurie Criss‧: Then I'd figure that Jesus is busy watching someone else and tell 'em to quit the forplay and get down to business
[19:54] Anon adds a fourth finger and/me laughs and stands
[19:55] DrLaurie Criss‧: Ohh you're teasing me
[19:55] DrLaurie Criss‧: I promise I'll never wikileak again, mister
[19:55] Anon unzips and carefully fishes out a large hard tallywacker
[19:56] Anon: Is this what you want lil slut?
[19:56] Anon swats your back parts
[19:56] DrLaurie Criss‧: just be gentle
[19:57] Anon laughs
[19:58] Anon positions it carefully and then rams it in with all his might "...like this?..."
[19:58] DrLaurie Criss‧: ohhhh
[19:59] Anon grunts and begins ramming it as hard and fast as he can, smiling to himelf at how well you take tallywacker
[20:00] Anon: Now THIS is a first hand look at sin
[20:00] DrLaurie Criss‧: Yet it only seems to bring more questions than answers...
[20:01] Anon: The only questuion i have is how much seed that little cooter can hold
[20:02] Anon finally grunts louder and floods your dripoping cooter with seed
[20:03] DrLaurie Criss‧: ohhh
[20:04] DrLaurie Criss‧: Good thing Jesus forgives
[20:04] Anon: I knew it...all you religeous types are hot little whores down deep
[20:05] DrLaurie Criss‧: Just remember, it's our secret
[20:05] Anon: Sooo...did you learn anything about sin other than the fact that you like it?
[20:05] Anon: My memory may need periodic help.....
[20:06] Anon: ((I have to go *sighs*))
[20:06] DrLaurie Criss‧: My walk with CHrist is a long one...There is always more to learn
[20:07] Anon: ((I would have lked to drag it out our found a more public spaot))
[20:08] DrLaurie Criss‧: Someday I will build a True Christian™ church in SL where all can learn about the depravity of humanity
[20:08] Anon: That's a worthy cause
[20:08] Anon: I'll talk to you later
[20:09] DrLaurie Criss‧: Ok remmebr...secret

Brothers, do you think it's real? What do we do? And how do we find the traitor who leaked this?

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

MEN ONLY!

Brothers, do you think it's real? What do we do? And how do we find the traitor who leaked this?

Dr Laurie is doing the lezbo "cyber"* in some online game this is a critical issue. Dr Laurie is a large pillar of the TRUE Christian sex-addict reclamation program. If she's gone rouge on this we need to act fast before the damage is spread.


* yes, we TRUE Christians are hip to Gen X slang.

[Robert Jones]

Perhaps this calls for sending some sheep in amongst the wolves? I would normally never condone of going near an online game such as this, Second Life, but this is serious and depraved business if it is real, and it seems to be indeed, real. It seems as though only going into this world of evil will help find the identity of whoever leaked this. Can you think of other alternatives? I'd pick this as a last resort, but I can't think of anything else.

[Higgins]

I don't really think it calls for all that. Wouldn't it just be a matter of tracking the person who has the sn's name ISP and seeing if it matches to the ISP which she is sending e-mails from? Also one may want to question the motives of the informant, after-all who knows this person may have some ulterior motive.

[Robert Jones]

Originally Posted by Higgins

I don't really think it calls for all that. Wouldn't it just be a matter of tracking the person who has the sn's name ISP and seeing if it matches to the ISP which she is sending e-mails from? Also one may want to question the motives of the informant, after-all who knows this person may have some ulterior motive.

I'm pretty sure it's more complicated than that. The above is a script from within the game, if I'm not mistaken. It's not just a matter of tracking a screen name or email address. How would you track down the person via their in game name?

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Robert Jones

I'm pretty sure it's more complicated than that. The above is a script from within the game, if I'm not mistaken. It's not just a matter of tracking a screen name or email address. How would you track down the person via their in game name?

Well lets focus here; clearly Dr Lauria is entertaining the fantasy of being a full blown lezbo with this Anon character who is apparently a male vampire (are lesbians dream of being raped by male vampires) Clearly an intervention is needed.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Now everybody cool down here. I know how these leak things work. It goes like this:

1. We didn't learn anything new from this
2. But it's still horribly irresponsible that somebody leaked this
3. Cyber spies have been outed by this, and I'm not talking fake spies like Julia Plame, I mean real spies, the kind we need to win our not even remotely futile crusade to turn a world of camel-effing cavemen into paragons of morality
4. Did I mention that there is nothing new here, so will everybody please pay attention to Lady Gaga's latest fashion choice, which is TOTALLY something new here?

[Wash O'Hanley]

What's this Second Life? Is it the same place I go when I drink too much Jagermeister and then get into my Vicodin? If it is I can certainly go there right now and spy on Dr. Laurie to see if these allegations are true. In fact... I might be there right now.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

What is this miraculous place where Dr. Laurie is a "cute little thing"? Was "anon" blind or possessed?

[James Dewitt]

I am heading to my Man cave to do some research. Something smells fishy.