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Just Out Of Curiousity... -
02-18-2008, 03:56 AM
Dearest and most special One-Eyed Jack... Are you currently in a relationship? Are you considering hiring a slavegirl? If not, would you consider entering into a relationship with a certain Unsaved Canadian who adores you?
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Re: Just Out Of Curiousity... -
02-22-2008, 06:50 AM
So... Should I take your lack of response to be a "no"?
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Re: Just Out Of Curiousity... -
02-22-2008, 05:24 PM
You should take my lack of response as an indication that I did not see the thread, actually.
The Lord has blessed me with relationships aplenty. They test my patience daily, drive me to distraction, cause me to gnash my teeth, and lead me to pray morning and night to Lord Jesus for the wisdom not to tear my beard out. Why, my son is falling into veritable pits of sin and depravity -- he is considering Lutheranism! LUTHERANISM!
So the last thing I desire is a slavegirl, a fille-du-jour, a concubine, an amanuensis, a younger companion, a further complication of an already baroquely confusing life.
But thanks anyway. You should find a fine upstanding Christian young man of a stable but intelligent nature and, after a chaste but religious courtship, marry the guy.
Such a lucky fellow would have my felicitations.
~~ OEJ
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Re: Just Out Of Curiousity... -
02-22-2008, 06:53 PM
Oh! Oh!
You're Canadian Undecided. What do you think about become a plural wife?
Are you good with your hands?
Able to stand up for 12 hours at time?
Mind sharing a bed with a Ukrainian woman?
How any screw do you think you can turn in a hour?
I may have a place for you.
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Re: Just Out Of Curiousity... -
02-22-2008, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by One-eyed Jack
You should take my lack of response as an indication that I did not see the thread, actually. Whew! I thought you were avoiding me!
So the last thing I desire is a slavegirl, a fille-du-jour, a concubine, an amanuensis, a younger companion, a further complication of an already baroquely confusing life. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't sad, but I do understand.
But thanks anyway. You should find a fine upstanding Christian young man of a stable but intelligent nature and, after a chaste but religious courtship, marry the guy. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a stable and intelligent man my age?? I might find those two qualities separately, but both in the same person?
Such a lucky fellow would have my felicitations.
~~ OEJ
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Well, thank you Sir for your very polite rejection, but I think I shall continue to hope all the same.
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Oh! Oh!
You're Canadian Undecided. What do you think about become a plural wife? Nope, I'd end up killing the other woman/women. I don't share my men. Ever. I'm a very territorial person.
Are you good with your hands? Very. I'm good with other parts of my body, too, in case you were wondering.
Able to stand up for 12 hours at time? I don't like it, but I can do it, yes.
Mind sharing a bed with a Ukrainian woman? If she's also sharing my husband, then yes.
How many screw s do you think you can turn in a hour? Well, I'm very handy with tools (my mom's a carpenter, and she taught me to do just about anything she can), so, if I have a screw-driver I could probably do maybe... 40-60 in an hour. That's just a rough estimate, I've never actually timed myself.
I may have a place for you.
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You is talk like Hitoshi. Me thought you educated man?
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Re: Just Out Of Curiousity... -
02-24-2008, 12:57 AM
Alllie, he done said no. No don't mean yes, it means no. I think you ought to consider BJ's offer.
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Re: Just Out Of Curiousity... -
02-25-2008, 04:14 AM
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No don't mean yes, it means no.
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So that's why the police keep showing up at my house....
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...
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Re: Just Out Of Curiousity... -
02-25-2008, 05:18 PM
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Alllie, he done said no. No don't mean yes, it means no. I think you ought to consider BJ's offer.
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1) I don't know what Booby-Joe's offer is, 2) I'm not the least bit interested in Booby-Joe, 3) I said I'd continue to hope. Not to stalk.
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So that's why the police keep showing up at my house....
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It could also be that they like you
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Re: Just Out Of Curiousity... -
02-27-2008, 04:39 AM
Ms. Undecided, are you perhaps interested in further guiding me to masculinity and salvation?
I know this seems awkward, but we can adapt, I think.
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Re: Just Out Of Curiousity ... -
02-27-2008, 07:30 AM
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Ms. Undecided, are you perhaps interested in further guiding me to masculinity and salvation?
I know this seems awkward, but we can adapt, I think.
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Have you considered keeping the face you've got but getting rid of the ... shall we say ... vestigal organ you were so unfortunate to have been born with? Just my two cents. Or you could always put your niqab back on so nobody can see what you look like, and forget the whole thing, sand woman. That's my take on it. Standing by.
Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.
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Re: Just Out Of Curiousity... -
03-03-2008, 01:18 PM
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So that's why the police keep showing up at my house....
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I thought you done learned to leave those goats alone. Baa (for a goat too) means NO. And I thought you were meant to be reformed?
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1) I don't know what Booby-Joe's offer is, 2) I'm not the least bit interested in Booby-Joe, 3)
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Why? I fail to see how you could possibly do better. You should consider yourself honored.
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I said I'd continue to hope. Not to stalk.
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Come, now, Alllie, we know that to your kind the two are one and the same! Perhaps if you were to get saved, a Godly man like OEJ might be more interested in you? You can't imagine he'd take a wife who'd endanger his soul, do you?
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1But king Solomon loved many strange women, together with the daughter of Pharaoh, women of the Moabites, Ammonites, Edomites, Zidonians, and Hittites:
2Of the nations concerning which the LORD said unto the children of Israel, Ye shall not go in to them, neither shall they come in unto you: for surely they will turn away your heart after their gods: Solomon clave unto these in love.
3And he had seven hundred wives, princesses, and three hundred concubines: and his wives turned away his heart.
4For it came to pass, when Solomon was old , that his wives turned away his heart after other gods: and his heart was not perfect with the LORD his God, as was the heart of David his father.
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Re: Just Out Of Curiousity... -
03-03-2008, 05:34 PM
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And I thought you were meant to be reformed?
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You might need to tell that to the police. I think they just don't know what to do with themselves since they aren't getting daily calls to come break down my front door.
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