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flag War on Sinners: the REAL War! - 11-19-2015, 06:11 AM

SINNERS BEWARE!

Ever since 1620 Landover Baptist Church has been active in the Real War of the Worlds: The War on Sin (Matthew 10:34; Revelation 1:16)! Sometimes the battles of this ongoing war (Revelation 11:7) have coincided with secular, less important wars, especially during the times when Jesus' favorite Nation, America, has participated in the conflict between Jesus (True Christians™) and Satan (demons and sinners).

Now, as the End of the World and the End of Times (Revelation 11:14) draw near with the Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17) and Second Coming (Revelation 22:12), it is finally of utmost importance to share our memorabilia and more current war-related material in order to i) recruit unsaved masses to fight with Jesus and ii) celebrate the victories of True Christians™ and their ancestors in this war, compared to which the so-called "World Wars" were only minor skirmishes.

Who would not want to reminiscence the powerful victories for Jesus and America with Lamentations Flint during the so-called WWII against Commie and Nazi sinners and the Sinners in England and France!
Who would not want to see the breathtaking adventures of Cranky Young Man in Korea and 'Nam?! And let us not forget the True Christian™ ladies and their mothers and their contributions during these secular wars! Always having their Bibles at hand and uttering the most crucial verses into the ears of dying soldiers to make them understand their sorry state and get them to Repent before death (Ezekiel 14:6).

Some souls have been Saved with these methods and the collateral damage of corporeal deaths dwindles into insignificance as the final deposit site of these sodomite souls was going to be Hell (Matthew 13:42) in any case.

And as we enter the present day, the War on Sinners is escalating (Revelation 16:16). Sinners!
Just look at the exploitations of Pastor Zeke and Dr. Niles among the Sodomites (1 Kings 14:24). See how Brothers Des and Fred use the market economy to fight the plagues of socialist welfare and pink money.
The dangers of secular battles are horrific and but in comparison to the rectal risks (1 Corinthians 6:9), the forefathers still had it easy. And our young guns led by Brother Zechariah Smyth walk side by side with God's own special boy, Mr. Kirk Cameron, to spread the Word of God through the most modernistic media of film and televisor. The new generation of our Ladies according to the example of Miss. Daisy Mae Johnson tirelessly supply our men with nourishment and R&R. And also many others are taking part in this battle during these Last Days.

Sinners! Repent!



Brethren! Rejoice!

Jesus is on our side and always assists us with this task. Browse through this wonderful ever-increasing collection of materials and distribute it to sinners all over the world. This is the War. This is not simply a secular battle of bazookas and Godly nukes.
This is a Hybrid War. Jesus is participating. The greatest world leaders, Mr. Trump and Mr. Putin are contributing. This Godly Discussion Forum is fighting back.



The Real War is the War on Sinners.
  • The REAL terrorism is the intimidation of the liberal media to scare Believers way from God and into the terrors of Sodomy (Romans 1:27), Feminism (1 Timothy 2:12) and Birth Control (Genesis 1:28).
  • The corporeal deaths of material wars are not the significant ones. The Real Death is to reject Jesus (John 3:18; Revelation 20:14)!
  • Sometimes the War on Sinners is fought on the battlefield with material weapons but it is also fought in our Home Schools, on the streets opposing sodomites and by educating the ignorant masses about the True™ nature of Jesus and God (Isaiah 45:7).
They who wage this War in obedience to the Divine command, or in conformity with His laws, have represented in their persons the public justice or the wisdom of the American government, and in this capacity have put to death wicked men; such persons have by no means violated the commandment, "Thou shalt not kill (Matthew 5:21)."

Matthew 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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