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Default Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? - 04-15-2008, 05:49 PM
In a stunning and bang on accusation, Brother Remy of Landover Baptist has uncovered a sordid and disturbing practice amongst secular women. The anal rape of their own husbands with their clitorises...

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And your brazen confidence in your ability to keep our dear brother in your meaty grasp demonstrates your lesbiotic strength and intent to rape if given the chance. AGHHH!!! You're clitoris must be huge in order for you to commit the sodomy you no doubt inflict upon your wimp wristed, sissy "husband". It's all starting to make sense now!!!
Since denied by "Dances with Anybody", a lying pagan witch, I think the observation goes a long way towards explaining a lot of things. Why secular straight men want to "talk" and wear queer wool sweaters for example. These poor guys are showing all the signs of being forcibly buggered.

Should we reach out to our lost secular brothers and tell them clitoris rape is wrong? I know the popular Christian response to somebody's suffering is some strong prayer, but I feel an exception might be made in this case.
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Default Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? - 04-15-2008, 05:51 PM
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Oh, so the issue amuses you, does it? You're even more depraved than I thought.

It amuses me that you lot are so deranged that you sit around thinking up bizarre sexual scenarios, and then chastizing other people for it.

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Default Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? - 04-15-2008, 07:13 PM
I am having a difficult time visualizing this perversion. Does anyone have this on tape?
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I am having a difficult time visualizing this perversion. Does anyone have this on tape?

No, it only happens in Deaner's warped little mind.

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It amuses me that you lot are so deranged that you sit around thinking up bizarre sexual scenarios, and then chastizing other people for it.
Look who's talking! You're the lesbian who is in to "cobweb play."
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No, it only happens in Deaner's warped little mind.
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You'er the one who brought up the subject of cobwebs, not me.

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In a stunning and bang on accusation, Brother Remy of Landover Baptist has uncovered a sordid and disturbing practice amongst secular women. The anal rape of their own husbands with their clitorises...



Since denied by "Dances with Anybody", a lying pagan witch, I think the observation goes a long way towards explaining a lot of things. Why secular straight men want to "talk" and wear queer wool sweaters for example. These poor guys are showing all the signs of being forcibly buggered.

Should we reach out to our lost secular brothers and tell them clitoris rape is wrong? I know the popular Christian response to somebody's suffering is some strong prayer, but I feel an exception might be made in this case.
I think you are on to a Godly thought Brother Deaner. We do owe to our secular bothers to show them they don’t need to live in fear anymore from their wives, girlfriends and sisters. The crime of female on male clitoral ass rape has gone long unrecognized in this country and it is time to make a stand about it. We need to take these lost brothers in hand and help them rise up against this oppression.


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I think you are on to a Godly thought Brother Deaner. We do owe to our secular bothers to show them they don’t need to live in fear anymore from their wives, girlfriends and sisters. The crime of female on male clitoral ass rape has gone long unrecognized in this country and it is time to make a stand about it. We need to take these lost brothers in hand and help them rise up against this oppression.

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You'er the one who brought up the subject of cobwebs, not me.
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It amuses me that you lot are so deranged that you sit around thinking up bizarre sexual scenarios, and then chastizing other people for it.

Look who's talking! You're the lesbian who is in to "cobweb play."


YOU are the one bearing false witness!

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It amuses me that you lot are so deranged that you sit around thinking up bizarre sexual scenarios, and then chastizing other people for it.

Look who's talking! You're the lesbian who is in to "cobweb play."


YOU are the one bearing false witness!
All you're showing here is my response to your obsession with cobwebs on your nether bits. It's your obsession, not mine.

Please quit lying. This is a Christian forum, after all!
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Default Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? - 04-15-2008, 08:40 PM
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Please quit lying. This is a Christian forum, after all!

Careful you don't trip over your nose, Pinnochio.

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Default Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? - 04-15-2008, 08:43 PM
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Careful you don't trip over your nose, Pinnochio.
Only Jooz and lezbians wearing cobweb panties have big noses. I imagine that your nose is almost as long as your garden-hose clitoris!
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Only Jooz and lezbians wearing cobweb panties have big noses. I imagine that your nose is almost as long as your garden-hose clitoris!

You are familiar with the story of Pinnochio, are you not? The wooden puppet whose nose grew longer every time he told a lie? That's what I was alluding to.
And I suggest that you keep your nose out of my clitoris as well.

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You are familiar with the story of Pinnochio, are you not? The wooden puppet whose nose grew longer every time he told a lie? That's what I was alluding to.
And I suggest that you keep your nose out of my clitoris as well.
Unlike you, I don't read Satanic literature. Pinnochio? I can't even pronounce that blasphemous Pagan word, nor would I want to! I only pronounce Godly words like repent, and sinner, and blasphemy, and righteous, and Hell!
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Pinnochio? I can't even pronounce that blasphemous Pagan word, nor would I want to!
It's not really pagan but it may as well be.

Pinnochio was an Italian puppet made by Gepetto; a slovenly guinea wop.

Pinnochio's nose would grow everytime he told a lie and he wanted to be a real person; not a puppet. Gepetto the dago couldn't seem to achieve this for him. That's really all I know. But lies, puppets and wops can't be a good thing when thrown together.
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