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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-16-2008, 12:36 AM
What is a clitoris?
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-16-2008, 12:47 AM
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What is a clitoris?
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According to Dick Cheney, the clitoris is a source of conductive fibers that Halliburton should acquire before another company starts harnessing them for electricity ... Or something even more threatening to Republican one-party governance.
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-16-2008, 12:54 AM
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I have not desire to grasp anything that perv has. And keep your nose out of my clitoris.
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And I suggest that you keep your nose out of my clitoris as well.
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You have a strange obsession with noses going in and out of your clitoris. Now I am by no means an expert, but I'm pretty sure a normal clitoris is convex, meaning it curves outward. Meaning it can go into things, but things can't go into it. At least that's how it's supposed to be. Do you see what I'm getting at?
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-16-2008, 01:18 AM
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What is a clitoris?
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I thought she was talking about Brother Worthington's wife.
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-16-2008, 01:22 AM
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I thought she was talking about Brother Worthington's wife.
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Uhm, she called "Doris Worthington" Brother William. "Clitoris" is just Brother Worthington's wacky nickname for her.
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-16-2008, 02:27 AM
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Uhm, she called "Doris Worthington" Brother William. "Clitoris" is just Brother Worthington's wacky nickname for her.
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Thanks Brother BJ. Dances with Sex Toys has been derailing so many threads recently with sexual innuendo it seemed likely she was trying some kind of lezbean thing with Brother Worthington's wife. Given that liebral girlie men husbands can't take care of their wives, it would be no surprise to me if she made such an attempt.
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-16-2008, 02:31 AM
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Uhm, she called "Doris Worthington" Brother William. "Clitoris" is just Brother Worthington's wacky nickname for her.
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I think it's Deloris.
She hasn't been to Bible Study in so long I have forgotten.
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-16-2008, 02:32 AM
This is all rather shocking.
Is this where the phrase "I want DW for my bunghole" comes from?
PS: what BTB said!???
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-16-2008, 11:57 AM
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What is a clitoris?
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Sister, I tried to find something family-friendly to link to, but the closest that I could find was a clitoria, which looks like this:
You can read more about the plants here.
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-16-2008, 12:06 PM
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What is a clitoris?
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It's the **** from which much of a woman's ****** ******** is derived - it's that little ********* just above your *****.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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04-16-2008, 12:08 PM
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It's the **** from which much of a woman's ****** ******** is derived - it's that little ********* just above your *****
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Her what?
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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-16-2008, 12:15 PM
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It's the **** from which much of a woman's ****** ******** is derived - it's that little ********* just above your *****.
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-16-2008, 12:19 PM
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Every woman needs to know how to ******* her ****** ********.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-16-2008, 12:46 PM
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Every woman needs to know how to ******* her ****** ********.
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Why?
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-16-2008, 01:08 PM
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Why?
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Why not?
Why should the man be the only one who gets to have an orgasm?
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-16-2008, 01:17 PM
Now I know you are joking I can assure you that my late wife never experienced ... such a thing. It's just impossible!
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-16-2008, 01:20 PM
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Now I know you are joking I can assure you that my late wife never experienced ... such a thing. It's just impossible!
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Perhaps if at least one of you had known how to stimulate her *******, she would have been able to experience the pleasure of an ******.
Or perhaps she simply never experienced it with you...
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-16-2008, 01:26 PM
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Or perhaps she simply never experienced it with you...
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Yes, that's what I was saying. I'm glad we agree on something.
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-16-2008, 01:48 PM
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Yes, that's what I was saying. I'm glad we agree on something.
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I meant that she may have experienced it by herself.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-16-2008, 01:50 PM
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I meant that she may have experienced it by herself.
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Are you calling my late wife a slut? Can you at least have SOME respect for those who are no longer amongst us?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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