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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-18-2008, 07:01 PM
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Spare us your fantasy life.
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Touche.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-19-2008, 04:26 AM
I wish my life was so boring I had to fantasize about christian boners.
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-19-2008, 04:32 AM
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I wish my life was so boring I had to fantasize about christian boners.
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But your life is apparently so boring that you feel the need to come into Christian forums and make hateful comments, huh?
We are here to Praise Jesus. Don't try and persecute us.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-19-2008, 04:44 AM
Obviously, we're ALL here to praise Jesus. You aren't questioning my faith, are you? That's the only thing I have in this world. If not for the lord's word, how would we know that being gay, wiccan, liberal or different was wrong?
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-19-2008, 11:11 AM
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Obviously, we're ALL here to praise Jesus. You aren't questioning my faith, are you? That's the only thing I have in this world. If not for the lord's word, how would we know that being gay, wiccan, liberal or different was wrong?
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Dear friend:
It is possible to hate many of the same people God hates and still be hellbound. After all, when (if) you get to Heaven, you surely don't expect to rub elbows with Romanists, dzhoo neocons, or members of the LSD "church".
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-20-2008, 03:57 AM
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Dear friend:
when (if) you get to Heaven, you surely don't expect to rub elbows with Romanists, dzhoo neocons, or members of the LSD "church".
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Golly, No! Why am I sittin in a pool a sweat right now?
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-24-2008, 02:00 AM
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No, Brother W-O, she's calling her a Lezbean rapist! She's claiming that your wife forcibly sexually assaults herself in your absence!
Not so. I hate Harry Potter, and I don't believe HE exists.
I see in all your depraved madness, you've got at least one good Christian bone in your body.
Perhaps you should pray with some of our Pastors! Why, they could ensure that you have more and more good Christian bones in your body! Soon, you'd be filled from stem to stern with the Godly Penetrating Love of Jesus!
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With all due respect Sister Jenny, the last part of your post makes what would appear to be a very suggestive sexual innuendo. If I were to let anything penetrate me though, it would be the love of Our Father, and his only begotten son.
Make a joyful noise unto the Lord...not a pitch perfect, melodic, musically correct noise...just joyful.
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-24-2008, 11:40 PM
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With all due respect Sister Jenny, the last part of your post makes what would appear to be a very suggestive sexual innuendo.
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You will notice such innuendoes in a great many of the posts of very nearly every True Christian™ in this Church.
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-25-2008, 08:28 PM
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With all due respect Sister Jenny, the last part of your post makes what would appear to be a very suggestive sexual innuendo. If I were to let anything penetrate me though, it would be the love of Our Father, and his only begotten son.
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You will notice such innuendoes in a great many of the posts of very nearly every True Christian™ in this Church.
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Maybe you will "notice" it because the unsaved trash seem determined to find something dirty in all of our posts, including even a pure and innocent post by one of our True Christian™ sisters about the love of Christ. It'll suck to be you on the Day of Judgment.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-27-2008, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
Maybe you will "notice" it because the unsaved trash seem determined to find something dirty in all of our posts, including even a pure and innocent post by one of our True Christian™ sisters about the love of Christ. It'll suck to be you on the Day of Judgment.
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I've brought this up several times: it's not that we readers are looking for double-entendres in the posts of the True Christians here, you people have filthy minds and put them in your posts on purpose. Then you all accuse the rest of us of seeing smut where there isn't any, or having our minds in the gutter when we point those naughty phrases out to you. You can deny all of this until your face turns blue, but you know that it's the truth.
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-27-2008, 02:09 AM
That makes me think. Why would Sis Victory invite Hitoshi over for "Bible study" when she knows that he'll try and do you know what to her?
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-27-2008, 02:20 AM
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That makes me think. Why would Sis Victory invite Hitoshi over for "Bible study" when she knows that he'll try and do you know what to her?
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Perhaps her victory over sex isn't quite as solid as she thought?
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-27-2008, 02:27 AM
I can imagine it'd go something along the lines of this.
Ok, Hitoshi, are we ready to read the bible?
how come you are not bring toothbrush and pajama? total ridiculous!
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-27-2008, 02:47 AM
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I can imagine it'd go something along the lines of this.
Ok, Hitoshi, are we ready to read the bible?
how come you are not bring toothbrush and pajama? total ridiculous!
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If it's all right, I'd rather not imagine Hitoshi being in an intimate situation with anyone.
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Re: Male anal rape by clitoris; secular problem only? -
04-27-2008, 02:50 AM
Ok, lol. I can see how that'd be disgusting.
But I still think they have a thing for each other...
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