[Nobar King]

This apparently is not the way. Something about the new feminazi movement has taught women that they aren't beautiful and shouldn't be noticed or complimented, but at the same time everywhere I see women with their boobs and asses hanging out, not to mention all the belly fat and tramp stamp tattoos that I see.


How is a good Christian man supposed to talk to women these days? Are compliments out now? I get so confused by the mixed signals. Don't some women still want to be complimented on their beauty?

Seriously, would someone who knows more about this than me suggest some advice in this area?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

This apparently is not the way. Something about the new feminazi movement has taught women that they aren't beautiful and shouldn't be noticed or complimented, but at the same time everywhere I see women with their boobs and asses hanging out, not to mention all the belly fat and tramp stamp tattoos that I see.


How is a good Christian man supposed to talk to women these days? Are compliments out now? I get so confused by the mixed signals. Don't some women still want to be complimented on their beauty?

Seriously, would someone who knows more about this than me suggest some advice in this area?

Grabbing a woman's ass is not a compliment, nor are catcalls, wolf whistles, or whipping out your johnson on the bus.

If you want to compliment a woman, make eye contact and tell her "That's a very pretty dress." or "You have lovely hair." Don't look down her blouse and say "Nice rack."

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Don't look down her blouse and say "Nice rack."

Why on earth would we want to look at - or talk to - dirty pillows?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Grabbing a woman's ass is not a compliment, nor are catcalls, wolf whistles, or whipping out your johnson on the bus.

If you want to compliment a woman, make eye contact and tell her "That's a very pretty dress." or "You have lovely hair." Don't look down her blouse and say "Nice rack."

The title of this thread is "How to meet a GOOD CHRISTIAN woman." Why in the world would you imagine that we are interested in the advice of a confessed witch? Just because you have more experience at picking up women than some of the younger Brothers in here, it doesn't mean that we want to take advice from one of satan's whores.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

The title of this thread is "How to meet a GOOD CHRISTIAN woman." Why in the world would you imagine that we are interested in the advice of a confessed witch? Just because you have more experience at picking up women than some of the younger Brothers in here, it doesn't mean that we want to take advice from one of satan's whores.

So Christian women like being groped by strangers, being the target of catcalls and wolf whistles, and sitting next to men who masturbate on public transportation.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

So Christian women like being groped by strangers, being the target of catcalls and wolf whistles, and sitting next to men who masturbate on public transportation.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU FILTHY PERVERT! CHRISTIAN ladies like no such thing!

Why do your kind constantly try and drag the rest of the world down into the gutter with you!?

[Nobar King]

The point I was trying to make is that different women take compliments differently. Lumpy proves this point, but goes even further and, thru gross generalization, suggests that all women are the same type of feminazi as her. I'm sure there are women out there (lumps included) who would bristle at male eye contact or a nice fashion compliment. So how are men supposed to meet single women without risking being photographed and made fun of online for all eternity?

Maybe I should have just googled 'dating advice'.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

The point I was trying to make is that different women take compliments differently. Lumpy proves this point, but goes even further and, thru gross generalization, suggests that all women are the same type of feminazi as her. I'm sure there are women out there (lumps included) who would bristle at male eye contact or a nice fashion compliment. So how are men supposed to meet single women without risking being photographed and made fun of online for all eternity?

Maybe I should have just googled 'dating advice'.

So you consider grabbing a woman's ass a compliment?

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

So you consider grabbing a woman's ass a compliment?

I'm looking for dating advice, not critique. I'm not a big ass grabber (of women whom I don't know), but I've had my ass grabbed by girls once or twice and I thought it was kind of exciting. I didn't turn around and chase down my admirer, but the thought did cross my mind. I think I did consider it a compliment, as I got a smile and a wink when I turned to see who the culprit was. I suppose if that was a good way to get a date I'd do it more.

How do you know that EVERY woman is against a little butt pinch? There are a lot of women out there. What if it was Brad Pitt who was doing the pinching? That would probably get a lot of positive responses.

So, are you going to stick with your lesbian agenda and assume that all women react the same?

[Sister Noddy]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

So Christian women like being groped by strangers, being the target of catcalls and wolf whistles, and sitting next to men who masturbate on public transportation.

Tsk! As usual your mind is in the gutter with all the multitudes of the blemished obese imperfect unsaved! You had better look out before ...

JESUS GRABS YOUR FLESHY SINFUL BUNS!

... and topples you like a bag of meat into the cauldrons of satan's fire, dimple thighs!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

I'm looking for dating advice, not critique. I'm not a big ass grabber (of women whom I don't know), but I've had my ass grabbed by girls once or twice and I thought it was kind of exciting. I didn't turn around and chase down my admirer, but the thought did cross my mind. I think I did consider it a compliment, as I got a smile and a wink when I turned to see who the culprit was. I suppose if that was a good way to get a date I'd do it more.

How do you know that EVERY woman is against a little butt pinch? There are a lot of women out there. What if it was Brad Pitt who was doing the pinching? That would probably get a lot of positive responses.

So, are you going to stick with your lesbian agenda and assume that all women react the same?

Grabbing a stranger's ass shows that you have no respect for them or for their personal boundaries. It shows that you see them as nothing more than an object for your own gratification. Why would anyone in their right mind take that as a compliment?
It has nothing to do with orientation, either. Just because a woman doesn't want to be groped by a stranger doesn't mean she must be a lesbian. I'm straight, and if someone grabs my ass, he had better have his other hand over the family jewels because that's where I'll be aiming my foot when I turn around.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Lumpylumpsofgravy

If someone grabs my ass, he had better have his other hand over the family jewels because that's where I'll be aiming my foot when I turn around.

I don't believe that for one minute. My inclination is that you have never kicked a man in the nuts, and you are likely to never even have hit a man OR a woman.

Grabbing a stranger's ass shows that you have no respect for them or for their personal boundaries. It shows that you see them as nothing more than an object for your own gratification. Why would anyone in their right mind take that as a compliment?

Just because you don't understand it doesn't make it so for everybody. There are a lot of people on the Earth even besides Christians. The assumption you are making is that no one could ever be turned on by an ass pinch, even though previously I stated that it happened to me and it didn't turn me off.

There are a ton of ways to meet single people and they don't all involve intellectual conversation.

A friend of mine dates a girl who he first bumped into. Actually, the girl liked my friend and HER girlfriend pushed her into his path. That was enough of an introduction, I guess, because they became friends and I guess they like each other.

I'm so tired of your accusations and unhelpful nature. We're talking about how to meet women, and I don't need you watching over our shoulders and chiming in about how everything is wrong. It's getting tiring.

[snottyduck]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Are compliments out now? I get so confused by the mixed signals. Don't some women still want to be complimented on their beauty?

Seriously, would someone who knows more about this than me suggest some advice in this area?

When I want to meet someone new I fold something and let Origami do the talking.

[Nobar King]

That's interesting. The recipient must undo your craftwork to get your message? An odd concept, if one thinks about it too long.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by snottyduck

When I want to meet someone new I fold something and let Origami do the talking.

That's just sick. Next you'll tell us that you're into that jap tentacle rape stuff.

Anyway, this thread is about ways of meeting good Christian women, not "how to make a fool out of yourself by distributing bits of wadded up paper to strangers in a pathetic attempt to get attention and possibly score some mercy fornication."

[Orelia]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

This apparently is not the way. Something about the new feminazi movement has taught women that they aren't beautiful and shouldn't be noticed or complimented, but at the same time everywhere I see women with their boobs and asses hanging out, not to mention all the belly fat and tramp stamp tattoos that I see.


How is a good Christian man supposed to talk to women these days? Are compliments out now? I get so confused by the mixed signals. Don't some women still want to be complimented on their beauty?

Seriously, would someone who knows more about this than me suggest some advice in this area?

Its not the femisists on the contrary! Its society unfortunately!
The pop culture, barbie dolls, fashion world, cinema, t.v,pear pressure, and the sexualization of our modern era! All of those send images of beautiful, sexy women that are thin like sheets of papers. Young girls see it all day long, pictures and adds with ultra thin women wearing tons of makeup and with perfect skin and hair! We are all brainwashed from a very early age into thinking that if we don't fit in a size 0 jeans, wear two tons of makeup and look like Angelina Jolie... then we are ugly monstruous and undesirable!
I agree women should learn to accept themselves as they are, and MOST of all, the ideals of beauty should be a little more REALISTIC!!! I don't see how models can be that slim without being annorexic!! Impossible!!!

Natural beauty can't be beaten!

[Nobar King]

the only advice that I've gotten so far was that girls like folded paper. I always thought that making a rose out of a bar napkin was cliche. I have never tried that trick. Maybe I should reconsider.

[Eugene Hackwith]

Originally Posted by Orelia

Its not the femisists on the contrary! Its society unfortunately!
The pop culture, barbie dolls, fashion world, cinema, t.v,pear pressure, and the sexualization of our modern era! All of those send images of beautiful, sexy women that are thin like sheets of papers. Young girls see it all day long, pictures and adds with ultra thin women wearing tons of makeup and with perfect skin and hair! We are all brainwashed from a very early age into thinking that if we don't fit in a size 0 jeans, wear two tons of makeup and look like Angelina Jolie... then we are ugly monstruous and undesirable!
I agree women should learn to accept themselves as they are, and MOST of all, the ideals of beauty should be a little more REALISTIC!!! I don't see how models can be that slim without being annorexic!! Impossible!!!

Natural beauty can't be beaten!

Maybe it's the farmer in me, but I like my women to look like they could have guided a horse-drawn plow in the 19th century. A big heart and even bigger muscles, that's how I like them!

Originally Posted by Nobar King

the only advice that I've gotten so far was that girls like folded paper. I always thought that making a rose out of a bar napkin was cliche. I have never tried that trick. Maybe I should reconsider.

Brother Nobar, maybe you should give a Midwestern country girl a try. They are old-fashioned and corn-fed, and mostly free from the grasp of feminazism. Social movements such as those are slow to reach us hicks.

[Orelia]

Originally Posted by Eugene Hackwith

Maybe it's the farmer in me, but I like my women to look like they could have guided a horse-drawn plow in the 19th century. A big heart and even bigger muscles, that's how I like them!

Haha! I like that fella! Its a shame today's women think they are not supposed to have muscle!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Anyway, this thread is about ways of meeting good Christian women, not "how to make a fool out of yourself by distributing bits of wadded up paper to strangers in a pathetic attempt to get attention and possibly score some mercy fornication."

Pastor, next he'll be trying to sell us on Hitoshi's Origami Boulders.