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Homers and feminazis caused the mortgage crisis -
09-03-2007, 04:46 PM
As usual, the chattering classes and the liberal MSM are blaming the Godly Republican policies of our Divinely hand-picked President for the current mortgage crisis. Have the liberals ever sought to examine the role of those "people" to whom they are so eager to give special privileges?
Back when Americans lived in normal, male-headed, heterosexual families, there were more than enough houses to go around, and families could easily afford them, even families headed by men who had manly blue-collar jobs that didn't require them to wear fancy Eurotrash-designed suits. But then, the women's libbers conned girls into thinking that they could be "just as good as" men and become career gals, and the homers started demanding the special privilege of being treated like real people. When all of those people started rebelling against the natural order of things and attempting to live out on their own, demand outstripped supply, and the cost of housing skyrocketed, especially in the havens of liberalism on the coasts. Have you ever wondered why housing is so much more expensive in Sin Francrisco, Lost Angeles, and Dzhoo York than in the Godly Bible belt? That's way.
Along with those higher housing prices, of course, came lowered housing affordability. Therefore, dzhoo bankers came up with all kinds of funny-money mortgages, which the feminazis and homers, showing the total lack of personal responsibility for which they are infamous, lapped up like cheap booze. Since decent people had a harder time affording housing — yet another example of how special rights for sodomites affect us all — they also had to take out those mortgages.
Of course, the Clintons deserve a large part of the blame, since they encouraged feminazism and the homer deathstyle choice.
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Re: Homers and feminazis caused the mortgage crisis -
09-03-2007, 10:01 PM
Well, of course it's the Clinton's fault; most everything is. It was Bill Clinton himself who planted those Oxycontin pills on Rush Limbaugh, causing the embarrassement of God's favorite radio talk-show host (next to Wash O'Hanley, of course). My Aunt Martha had a yeast infection in 1999, no doubt caused by the Clinton Administration. Who do you think caused the death of Godly Republican Merv Griffin? We all know the answer to that.
Remember; Hillary as President means portraits of Anton LeVay in the White House.
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Re: Homers and feminazis caused the mortgage crisis -
09-03-2007, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Jingles
Well, of course it's the Clinton's fault; most everything is. It was Bill Clinton himself who planted those Oxycontin pills on Rush Limbaugh, causing the embarrassement of God's favorite radio talk-show host (next to Wash O'Hanley, of course). My Aunt Martha had a yeast infection in 1999, no doubt caused by the Clinton Administration. Who do you think caused the death of Godly Republican Merv Griffin? We all know the answer to that.
Remember; Hillary as President means portraits of Anton LeVay in the White House.
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Well Praise God! Finally people are starting to wake up and realize the legacy of depravity and moral degeneracy that the Clinton regime left us. I've been saying it for years! The Clintons brought America to the brink of complete destruction, and spread satan's evil plan from coast to coast. They are responsible for every single problem America has today.
If you want to see satanic rituals performed on the lawn on the White House by naked feminazi harlots, then go ahead and vote for Hillary.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Homers and feminazis caused the mortgage crisis -
09-04-2007, 01:54 AM
If idiots wouldn't take out loans they can't possibly repay then there would be no "crisis". Honestly if it wasn't for stupid people there wouldn't be any bankruptcy in the world.
Loan adjusters should also know better than to make loans to Negros and Mexicans. Everyone knows they never pay their bills and always rely on the government to do it for them. Especially the dregs of Katrina. They are the worse when it comes to stealing agency money and I for one am fed up with my rates going up to cover their laziness and inability to become useful to society.
Naturally this is all made better by our booming economy led by President Bush. His tax cuts have fueled a boost the likes of which we haven't enjoyed since pre Clintonian years. Not quite as nice as Reaganomics, but not far from it.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Homers and feminazis caused the mortgage crisis -
09-04-2007, 02:02 AM
I have noticed a connection between folks who are about to go bankrupt and poor tithing habits. Jesus knows when you fail to tithe and it doesn't matter if you're a homosexual or witch or even a Satanist, you still owe Jesus as much or more money than a good Christian does. In fact, because the Hellbound take so much of our time, I think their tithes should be doubled. So for those of you with adjustable rate mortgages, black mold, foundation problems, bankrupt HOA's, and termites, you brought it on yourselves and without a generous love gift to Jesus (via LBC of course), you're finances will surely get much worse! ANTICIPATING GLENDORA
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Re: Homers and feminazis caused the mortgage crisis -
09-07-2007, 07:41 PM
I feel sorry for the mortgage companies that have been victimized and destroyed by the sheer greed of deadbeat con artists. Why do people who should rightfully be sharecropping somewhere pretend they can afford luxuries like their own home? Wait-- I'll answer that--- Mollycoddling Liberals like Bill Clinton gave them the fanciful notion that they were home-worthy!
Disgusting.
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Re: Homers and feminazis caused the mortgage crisis -
03-19-2008, 04:51 PM
This is a Godly post that explains the current Banking Crises and I want to bump it up.
People want to elect Hillary Clinton after this?
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Re: Homers and feminazis caused the mortgage crisis -
03-20-2008, 06:54 AM
Well if they read Proverbs 22:26, they would know that making a debt is a sin.
Be not thou one of them that strike hands, or of them that are sureties for debts.
Forget the cost of gas prices in America, and insurance premiums and the blessings of the war that is costing the average Joe their shaby house.
You know Larry Burkett had a lot to say on this subject. (God bless his soul)
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Re: Homers and feminazis caused the mortgage crisis -
04-02-2008, 05:50 PM
lol, sort of an ignorant post, no? There have been housing shortages everywhere at everytime in history. "Back when Americans lived in normal, male-headed, heterosexual families, there were more than enough houses to go around, and families could easily afford them, even families headed by men who had manly blue-collar jobs that didn't require them to wear fancy Eurotrash-designed suits." Really? Because I'm pretty sure there was a severe housing shortage in 1950s when openly gay people were practically non-existent and the the a man, 1 women, and 2 child household reigned supreme. You can't just ignore facts because they don't fit your skewed view of the world.
Also I hope you realize that the money for all that trickle down economics crap and these Bush tax cuts has to come from somewhere. See how happy your grandchildren will be when there taxes are going to payoff the national debt so that the US economy doesn't collapse.
also lol @ Glendora. People got tired of paying for forgiveness in the 16th century.
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Re: Homers and feminazis caused the mortgage crisis -
04-02-2008, 06:04 PM
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lol, sort of an ignorant post, no? There have been housing shortages everywhere at everytime in history. "Back when Americans lived in normal, male-headed, heterosexual families, there were more than enough houses to go around, and families could easily afford them, even families headed by men who had manly blue-collar jobs that didn't require them to wear fancy Eurotrash-designed suits." Really? Because I'm pretty sure there was a severe housing shortage in 1950s when openly gay people were practically non-existent and the the a man, 1 women, and 2 child household reigned supreme. You can't just ignore facts because they don't fit your skewed view of the world.
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The only facts we need are the facts presented in The Bible
Show me any mention of housing shortage in 1st Century Judah because I can’t find any. That clearly shows that our “enlightened” permissive society is the cause of the housing problem. If we eliminated heretics, pagans and unbelievers from our society God wouldn't punish us with credit crises.
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Re: Homers and feminazis caused the mortgage crisis -
04-02-2008, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by hvsmcmpassn
lI'm pretty sure there was a severe housing shortage in 1950s...
Also I hope you realize that the money for all that trickle down economics crap and these Bush tax cuts has to come from somewhere.
also lol @ Glendora. People got tired of paying for forgiveness in the 16th century.
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Hello – wake up at the back – we are not discussing the utopian days of Ike – we are discussing the present mortgage crisis. Get on track!
Er… Bush tax cuts caused the crisis – now let me just take that one on board… Nope - giving people more of their own money doesn’t seem to make anyone poorer.
Sir, you are a homer, a Demoncrat, an idiot or all three!
PS If Sister Glendora offers a solution, it is not for you to question or comment upon it. I have never known Sister Glendora wrong on any matter and your remark is offensive and so are you.
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Re: Homers and feminazis caused the mortgage crisis -
05-08-2008, 03:04 PM
Friends, the longer this mortgage crisis continues the angrier I get. Bailing out the irresponsible in our society at the expense of the hard working and responsible. How about giving ME a discount on my mortgage?
How about the renters? Who is going to help them out?
Here is some more information that will make you even more angry:
If this issue is affecting you personally make sure to visit the AngryRenter.com website. Tell your friends and sign the petition. Let Congress know that people are fed up and won't take it anymore.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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