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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 06-11-2015, 04:13 PM

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How rude: you have answered my question with a question. This is most disingenuous of you.

Please answer the question that I posed and then we can move on the the thorny matter of Jesus' hate for icelandia.

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I did answer your question. You claim God hates Iceland. Can you give me a direct quote from the bible where this is stated?

Every claim, alligation or argument that is not a direct quote from the Bible is a thought or an interpetation by you not by God.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 06-11-2015, 04:17 PM

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I did answer your question. You claim God hates Iceland. Can you give me a direct quote from the bible where this is stated?

Every claim, alligation or argument that is not a direct quote from the Bible is a thought or an interpetation by you not by God.
No.

My question was: "where has any True Christian™ ever mis-quoted the Bible(KJV1611).

I made no comment to what ever inference you have dreamed up.

Please stick to the point.

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 06-11-2015, 04:50 PM

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Please show where any True Christian(fm) has mis quoted the Bible(KJV1611) and put any thought into their reading of the Bible(KJV1611).

You can't and you won't because there is no room for thinking in Christianinty

YIC
Note the bold text.
This is what I am talking about. I have already told you that I have not said anything about people mis-quoting the Bible. When you draw conclusions from quotes, you are using your mind right? Like how you came to the conclusion that god hates Iceland or is that written down in the Bible somewhere? No, so this is a conclusion drawn from reading the Bible?
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 06-11-2015, 05:37 PM

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I did answer your question. You claim God hates Iceland. Can you give me a direct quote from the bible where this is stated?

Every claim, alligation or argument that is not a direct quote from the Bible is a thought or an interpetation by you not by God.
The Bible doesn't say anything about a train running over you if you pass out on the railroad tracks, yet we see that happen so much that it is obvious sleeping on the railroad tracks is a very bad idea and the Lord will send a train to run over you if you do. Similarly, while the Bible makes no mention of Iceland, we only have to look at history to understand that the Lord clearly hates Iceland. Events there prove it. There are volcanos in Iceland which frequently erupt and cause havoc, the country is covered with ice, the population is largely drunk most of the time on strong whiskey...must I go on?

There are also volcanos in Indonesia and California, which the Lord causes to erupt from time to time to punish the population. Sweden is covered with ice also and most Icelanders are from the Norwegian areas. The Irish are also a nation of drunks and look how the Lord has punished them over the years. Obviously, events in Iceland prove that it is a country which is one of the countries that the Lord hates.

Any scientific assessment would conclude that God hates Iceland.


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 06-11-2015, 06:26 PM

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Note the bold text.
This is what I am talking about. I have already told you that I have not said anything about people mis-quoting the Bible. When you draw conclusions from quotes, you are using your mind right? Like how you came to the conclusion that god hates Iceland or is that written down in the Bible somewhere? No, so this is a conclusion drawn from reading the Bible?
You still don't get it, do you?

Christians are admonished not to think by Jesus Himself!

Matthew 6:25 "Therefore I say unto you,Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?"

I (like every other Christian) take great pride in not having an original thought in my head.

Your move, atheist.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 06-11-2015, 06:44 PM

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No.

My question was: "where has any True Christian™ ever mis-quoted the Bible(KJV1611).

I made no comment to what ever inference you have dreamed up.

Please stick to the point.

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Ah now I see the confusion. By mixing quotes and thoughts I did not mean that people are changing the quotes to fit their opinions. I was talking about the interpetations and conclusions that you people draw base on these quotes. Do you understand what I mean now?
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 06-11-2015, 06:59 PM

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You still don't get it, do you?

Christians are admonished not to think by Jesus Himself!

Matthew 6:25 "Therefore I say unto you,Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?"

I (like every other Christian) take great pride in not having an original thought in my head.

Your move, atheist.

YIC
But of course you have original thoughts. Otherwise all answers here would be exacly the same and every day would be exacly the same for you people.
Right?
You mean that you think no thoughts outside of the bible? You think in bible quotes? Is this quotes you are saying now? How do you decide what to eat today for an example? I draw this to an extreme yes, but that is to show the point that of course you have original thoughts. Do you maybe mean in a broader spectrum?
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 06-11-2015, 07:32 PM

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But of course you have original thoughts. Otherwise all answers here would be exacly the same and every day would be exacly the same for you people.
Right?
You mean that you think no thoughts outside of the bible? You think in bible quotes? Is this quotes you are saying now? How do you decide what to eat today for an example? I draw this to an extreme yes, but that is to show the point that of course you have original thoughts. Do you maybe mean in a broader spectrum?
I take my lead from Leviticus 11.

Leviticus 11 King James Version (KJV)

1 And the Lord spake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying unto them,

2 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, These are the beasts which ye shall eat among all the beasts that are on the earth.

3 Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, and cheweth the cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat.

4 Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the hoof: as the camel, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.

5 And the coney, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.

6 And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.

7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.

8 Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you.

9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.

10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:

11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.

12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

13 And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,

14 And the vulture, and the kite after his kind;

15 Every raven after his kind;

16 And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,

17 And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl,

18 And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,

19 And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.

20 All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.

21 Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;

22 Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind.

23 But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you.

24 And for these ye shall be unclean: whosoever toucheth the carcase of them shall be unclean until the even.

25 And whosoever beareth ought of the carcase of them shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even.

26 The carcases of every beast which divideth the hoof, and is not clovenfooted, nor cheweth the cud, are unclean unto you: every one that toucheth them shall be unclean.

27 And whatsoever goeth upon his paws, among all manner of beasts that go on all four, those are unclean unto you: whoso toucheth their carcase shall be unclean until the even.

28 And he that beareth the carcase of them shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even: they are unclean unto you.

29 These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind,

30 And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole.

31 These are unclean to you among all that creep: whosoever doth touch them, when they be dead, shall be unclean until the even.

32 And upon whatsoever any of them, when they are dead, doth fall, it shall be unclean; whether it be any vessel of wood, or raiment, or skin, or sack, whatsoever vessel it be, wherein any work is done, it must be put into water, and it shall be unclean until the even; so it shall be cleansed.

33 And every earthen vessel, whereinto any of them falleth, whatsoever is in it shall be unclean; and ye shall break it.

34 Of all meat which may be eaten, that on which such water cometh shall be unclean: and all drink that may be drunk in every such vessel shall be unclean.

35 And every thing whereupon any part of their carcase falleth shall be unclean; whether it be oven, or ranges for pots, they shall be broken down: for they are unclean and shall be unclean unto you.

36 Nevertheless a fountain or pit, wherein there is plenty of water, shall be clean: but that which toucheth their carcase shall be unclean.

37 And if any part of their carcase fall upon any sowing seed which is to be sown, it shall be clean.

38 But if any water be put upon the seed, and any part of their carcase fall thereon, it shall be unclean unto you.

39 And if any beast, of which ye may eat, die; he that toucheth the carcase thereof shall be unclean until the even.

40 And he that eateth of the carcase of it shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even: he also that beareth the carcase of it shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even.

41 And every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth shall be an abomination; it shall not be eaten.

42 Whatsoever goeth upon the belly, and whatsoever goeth upon all four, or whatsoever hath more feet among all creeping things that creep upon the earth, them ye shall not eat; for they are an abomination.

43 Ye shall not make yourselves abominable with any creeping thing that creepeth, neither shall ye make yourselves unclean with them, that ye should be defiled thereby.

44 For I am the Lord your God: ye shall therefore sanctify yourselves, and ye shall be holy; for I am holy: neither shall ye defile yourselves with any manner of creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

45 For I am the Lord that bringeth you up out of the land of Egypt, to be your God: ye shall therefore be holy, for I am holy.

46 This is the law of the beasts, and of the fowl, and of every living creature that moveth in the waters, and of every creature that creepeth upon the earth:

47 To make a difference between the unclean and the clean, and between the beast that may be eaten and the beast that may not be eaten.

A healthy balanced diet.

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 06-11-2015, 07:35 PM

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The Bible doesn't say anything about a train running over you if you pass out on the railroad tracks, yet we see that happen so much that it is obvious sleeping on the railroad tracks is a very bad idea and the Lord will send a train to run over you if you do. Similarly, while the Bible makes no mention of Iceland, we only have to look at history to understand that the Lord clearly hates Iceland. Events there prove it. There are volcanos in Iceland which frequently erupt and cause havoc, the country is covered with ice, the population is largely drunk most of the time on strong whiskey...must I go on?

There are also volcanos in Indonesia and California, which the Lord causes to erupt from time to time to punish the population. Sweden is covered with ice also and most Icelanders are from the Norwegian areas. The Irish are also a nation of drunks and look how the Lord has punished them over the years. Obviously, events in Iceland prove that it is a country which is one of the countries that the Lord hates.

Any scientific assessment would conclude that God hates Iceland.
That is you drawing conclusions from previous actions also known as inductive reasoning and proves nothing about god. And a really bad example since of course you are going to get hit by a train if you pass out on railway with trains still using it. That is not a angry god that is a time schedule.

And your jump to Icelands history is not at all similar to the story about the passing out on a railway and train hitting you story. Your logic is, you do something stupid like passing out on a railway and almost every time you do that a train hits you because god is angry that you passed out on the railway. And your second story goes god has punished Iceland in the history with volcanos and therefore god is angry at Iceland.

I am sorry I do not see the connection between these storys.

Iceland is not covered in ice. Why do you people keep saying that? Snow is sometimes, if you are lucky, covering Iceland a few days every winter. Is this what you are talking about? Oh is it the name? Haha yes. That is actually a funny story that I guess you people wouldn't care much about.

And ice is not covering Sweden either... Google pictures of Sweden and you will see that sometimes it is snowy and sometimes it sunny. The whole season thing is going on there but its only snow, not ice.
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Leviticus 11 King James Version (KJV)

1 And the Lord spake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying unto them,

2 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, These are the beasts which ye shall eat among all the beasts that are on the earth.

3 Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, and cheweth the cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat.

4 Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the hoof: as the camel, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.

5 And the coney, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.

6 And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.

7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.

8 Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you.

9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.

10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:

11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.

12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

13 And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,

14 And the vulture, and the kite after his kind;

15 Every raven after his kind;

16 And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,

17 And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl,

18 And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,

19 And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.

20 All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.

21 Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;

22 Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind.

23 But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you.

24 And for these ye shall be unclean: whosoever toucheth the carcase of them shall be unclean until the even.

25 And whosoever beareth ought of the carcase of them shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even.

26 The carcases of every beast which divideth the hoof, and is not clovenfooted, nor cheweth the cud, are unclean unto you: every one that toucheth them shall be unclean.

27 And whatsoever goeth upon his paws, among all manner of beasts that go on all four, those are unclean unto you: whoso toucheth their carcase shall be unclean until the even.

28 And he that beareth the carcase of them shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even: they are unclean unto you.

29 These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind,

30 And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole.

31 These are unclean to you among all that creep: whosoever doth touch them, when they be dead, shall be unclean until the even.

32 And upon whatsoever any of them, when they are dead, doth fall, it shall be unclean; whether it be any vessel of wood, or raiment, or skin, or sack, whatsoever vessel it be, wherein any work is done, it must be put into water, and it shall be unclean until the even; so it shall be cleansed.

33 And every earthen vessel, whereinto any of them falleth, whatsoever is in it shall be unclean; and ye shall break it.

34 Of all meat which may be eaten, that on which such water cometh shall be unclean: and all drink that may be drunk in every such vessel shall be unclean.

35 And every thing whereupon any part of their carcase falleth shall be unclean; whether it be oven, or ranges for pots, they shall be broken down: for they are unclean and shall be unclean unto you.

36 Nevertheless a fountain or pit, wherein there is plenty of water, shall be clean: but that which toucheth their carcase shall be unclean.

37 And if any part of their carcase fall upon any sowing seed which is to be sown, it shall be clean.

38 But if any water be put upon the seed, and any part of their carcase fall thereon, it shall be unclean unto you.

39 And if any beast, of which ye may eat, die; he that toucheth the carcase thereof shall be unclean until the even.

40 And he that eateth of the carcase of it shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even: he also that beareth the carcase of it shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even.

41 And every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth shall be an abomination; it shall not be eaten.

42 Whatsoever goeth upon the belly, and whatsoever goeth upon all four, or whatsoever hath more feet among all creeping things that creep upon the earth, them ye shall not eat; for they are an abomination.

43 Ye shall not make yourselves abominable with any creeping thing that creepeth, neither shall ye make yourselves unclean with them, that ye should be defiled thereby.

44 For I am the Lord your God: ye shall therefore sanctify yourselves, and ye shall be holy; for I am holy: neither shall ye defile yourselves with any manner of creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

45 For I am the Lord that bringeth you up out of the land of Egypt, to be your God: ye shall therefore be holy, for I am holy.

46 This is the law of the beasts, and of the fowl, and of every living creature that moveth in the waters, and of every creature that creepeth upon the earth:

47 To make a difference between the unclean and the clean, and between the beast that may be eaten and the beast that may not be eaten.

A healthy balanced diet.

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Nope, this only says what you can or can not eat. You are still deciding what you are going to eat today. That is an original thought.
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Nope, this only says what you can or can not eat. You are still deciding what you are going to eat today. That is an original thought.
I have the same thing every day.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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I have the same thing every day.

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Does it say in the bible that you should eat the same thing every day? And does it say what? Does everyone here eat that everyday at the same time in the same pace and maner? This is a silly discussion, of course you don't. You have original thoughts and behaviors.
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Does it say in the bible that you should eat the same thing every day? And does it say what? Does everyone here eat that everyday at the same time in the same pace and maner? This is a silly discussion, of course you don't. You have original thoughts and behaviors.
Not so, eat what my father told me to eat.

Ephesians 6:1-3 Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right. Honour thy father and mother; (which is the first commandment with promise That it may be well with thee, and thou mayest live long on the earth.

How can you say this is a silly discussion? Jesus brought you here to experience the fellowship you could have if you only let Jesus come inside you.

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And ice is not covering Sweden either... Google pictures of Sweden and you will see that sometimes it is snowy and sometimes it sunny. The whole season thing is going on there but its only snow, not ice.
I did so and this was the first that popped up:


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Welcome Gudderdog.
Of curse we all have personal, deep thoughts, opinions and personal desires. God wants us to have them or else He would not of given us the words to describe them.
However, just because we have them does not mean we should take advantage of them. For example, I have a S&W .500. Should I use it on my wife when the thread she uses to hem my pants is not a perfect match? Should I go on wild drunken drug fueled weekend orgies in a cat house in Vegas? Or has God given me these as opportunities to prove my devotion to Him?
Just because the last guy did left a 'floater', does not mean it is a snack.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I did so and this was the first that popped up:


As a joke that was quite funny. Another funny thing is googles image backtrack function. This is a picture from the ice storm in Canada, Quebec 1988.

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Welcome Gudderdog.
Of curse we all have personal, deep thoughts, opinions and personal desires. God wants us to have them or else He would not of given us the words to describe them.
However, just because we have them does not mean we should take advantage of them. For example, I have a S&W .500. Should I use it on my wife when the thread she uses to hem my pants is not a perfect match? Should I go on wild drunken drug fueled weekend orgies in a cat house in Vegas? Or has God given me these as opportunities to prove my devotion to Him?
Just because the last guy did left a 'floater', does not mean it is a snack.
Ah another comedian, "gudderdog" it's clever. You made my name sound like gutterdog. Good one.

You seem not united in this point of view with your fellow here above. Which in a sense strenghten my arguments against him I guess.

But thats great that you have personal and original thoughts. Wait, What? I don't get how you jumped to shooting people and sleeping with prostitutes? No why should you? It is not either or. I recommend you to check out Icelands crime statistics. Iceland is probably one of the safest places on earth.

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What exactly do you want here, Mr. Gutterman?


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Angry Re: God Hates Iceland! - 06-12-2015, 05:03 AM

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...I recommend you to check out Icelands crime statistics. Iceland is probably one of the safest places on earth...
Dear Gutterdog (nišurfallhundur?),

Of course the crime statistics are low in Iceland. It is because the laws have been re-written to endorse behavior that Jesus would consider lawless.

Item: sodomy is a crime in the Good Bible.

  • Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind , as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
  • Yet your country has made it legal and recommendable. Thousands of criminal acts are suppressed because the LAW is faulty although CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR takes place.
Item: divorce and harlotry are crimes in the Good Bible.
  • Leviticus 20:10 - And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
  • Yet your country endorses out-of-wedlock sex and most children are born as bastards. Again, crime takes place but the "laws" have been modified to accept vile, repulsive acts!
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    Two thirds of the children born in 2012 were born out of wedlock.

Item: idolatry is a crime in the Good Bible.

  • Leviticus 19:4 - Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I [am] the LORD your God.
  • Yet the Icelanders still worship the pagan Gods Óšinn, Žór, Baldur, Loki and Frigg.
This causes criminal activity in the eyes of Jesus but the Icelandic law does not care. It has the false assumption and everything is all right if it just allows acts that lead to the ultimate punishment. The Furnace of hell (which could be located under Eyjafjallajökull).

This is also the answer to your question, where in the Bible it is revealed that God hates Iceland. It is in these commands. We can compare the Will of Jesus to the things that take place in your country. Jesus hates the things Iceland has endorsed -> Jesus hates your country -> Jesus tries to show it to you with volcanoes, sulfur-smelling vile waters etc. You dismiss him.

Case closed. I'm still praying for you, though.


Yours in Christ,

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Grammar Nazi Re: God Hates Iceland! - 06-12-2015, 08:04 PM

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Ah another comedian, "gudderdog" it's clever. You made my name sound like gutterdog. Good one.

You seem not united in this point of view with your fellow here above. Which in a sense strenghten my arguments against him I guess.

But thats great that you have personal and original thoughts. Wait, What? I don't get how you jumped to shooting people and sleeping with prostitutes? No why should you? It is not either or. I recommend you to check out Icelands crime statistics. Iceland is probably one of the safest places on earth.

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I didn't really get the floater metaphor.
I do not think you get much. But keep trying.

I am not at all surprised crime would be low there. Everything is frozen. How coulkd someone steal a car that is stuck solid to the ground.? How can a crook get away when the snow is over his head? What could you steal, Ice cubes?

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