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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-03-2009, 02:58 PM
Once, when I was in Russia smuggling caviar... but that's another story altogether.
The person below me likes bananas, banana bread, dried banana chips, and banana icecream, but has never slipped on a banana peel.
Ack!
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-03-2009, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Zaius
The person below me likes bananas, banana bread, dried banana chips, and banana icecream, but has never slipped on a banana peel.
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You got that all Right. Except for the dried banana chips. OOH-ooh Dr Zaius!
The person below me has once made fun of GODLY Ronald Reagan
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-03-2009, 03:52 PM
False. I was laughing WITH him...
The person under me has had immoral fantasies regarding Ann Coulter.
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Jesus's Favorite Nurse
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-05-2009, 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher
False. I was laughing WITH him...
The person under me has had immoral fantasies regarding Ann Coulter.
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I once had an impure thought about her Adam's apple.
The person below me has had immoral fantasies regarding Roseanne Barr.
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-05-2009, 03:01 AM
True, as a sinner I have immoral thoughts about every female.
The person below me hates gays,Jews, and is Pro-life
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Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar Biblical Black Belt Jr. Pastor
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06-05-2009, 03:20 AM
False, I hate nobody (God does), and I'm not "pro-life", I'm "Anti-freedom to get an abortion"
The person under me has trolled on the internets
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-05-2009, 05:23 AM
False, the only people that deserve to be trolled are them Atheists that I see so much of on here.
The person under me has went to church every single Sunday.
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Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar Biblical Black Belt Jr. Pastor
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-05-2009, 12:41 PM
True.
The person under me hates Baby Jesus.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-05-2009, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher
True.
The person under me hates Baby Jesus.
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Blasphemous!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, that means False to all you pagen Haters of Christ and Non-Christians
The person below me could never be a perfect Christian (be careful, it is a trick statement - And they say I am not nice.)
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-05-2009, 02:03 PM
False, I could be a true Christian.
The person under me could never not be a not unperfect false Christian.
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-05-2009, 02:11 PM
TRUE!
The person under me doesn't understand trick questions.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-05-2009, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open
The person under me doesn't understand trick questions.
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Ya betcha!
The person below me knows that there is a person in this very thread who has capitalized the unfortunate word, "atheist"
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-05-2009, 09:31 PM
True, those dirty atheists(no shift on the a for you!)
The person under me, has witnessed with his/her own eyes, sin.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-07-2009, 04:45 AM
True, unfortunately.
The person under me knows that a flood killed every breathing thing in the world 4000 years ago.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-07-2009, 04:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher
True, unfortunately.
The person under me knows that a flood killed every breathing thing in the world 4000 years ago.
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True!! Glory to God!
And if we wouldnt have boats with engines on them and other unholy technical achievements, it would have happened again in '53 here in Holland!
The person under me is currently enjoying a cold beverage.
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Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God True Christian™ Theologian
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-07-2009, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Ugly_Kid_Joe
True!! Glory to God!
And if we wouldnt have boats with engines on them and other unholy technical achievements, it would have happened again in '53 here in Holland!
The person under me is currently enjoying a cold beverage.
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Strangely enough, I am enjoying a cold beverage!
The person below me had a huge hail storm this afternoon.
I loved Newt before Newt was invincible
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-07-2009, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Larry Lee
Strangely enough, I am enjoying a cold beverage!
The person below me had a huge hail storm this afternoon.
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False, But I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night (only for a hour).
The person below me made a ruckus on the floor below me.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-08-2009, 05:47 AM
False.
The person under me has a cell phone.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-08-2009, 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher
False.
The person under me has a cell phone.
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True, but unfortunately it doesn't ring through to Heaven. I have to reach God the old fashioned way, by dropping to my knees and opening up for His Love!
The person below me is currently drinking Fagyo. I mean, Faygo.
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WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke Unsaved trash
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
06-08-2009, 07:11 AM
False. I'm drinking Sangria.
The person below me agrees with me that Sonia Sotomayer is much too conservative for the bench.
Professor Emerita of African-American Studies at UC Berkeley
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