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Default Acne, zits, pimples= Hell, sinner. - 02-22-2007, 08:37 AM

The other night in our "God is Groovy" wrap session, one of the teen girls asked me why we don't allow kids with zits into church. After my dissapointment wore off and I counted to twenty to calm down, I sent her packing with a KJV1611 and told her to memorize Leveiticus before I'd let her out:
Leviticus 21

Whosoever hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries


Then I got the other kids and and told them the facts about acne. Let your kids know these facts too.
Hormones are raging in kids bodies causing them to develop into adults. These hormones can upset the brain. That's why we must be super vigilent around teens. They may cause thoughts that are impure. Every impure thought leads to a zit. They more zits the more wicked the teen.


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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Acne, zits, pimples= Hell, sinner. - 02-22-2007, 08:47 AM

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The other night in our "God is Groovy" wrap session, one of the teen girls asked me why we don't allow kids with zits into church. After my dissapointment wore off and I counted to twenty to calm down, I sent her packing with a KJV1611 and told her to memorize Leveiticus before I'd let her out:
Leviticus 21

Whosoever hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries


Then I got the other kids and and told them the facts about acne. Let your kids know these facts too.
Hormones are raging in kids bodies causing them to develop into adults. These hormones can upset the brain. That's why we must be super vigilent around teens. They may cause thoughts that are impure. Every impure thought leads to a zit. They more zits the more wicked the teen.
So basically, all teens are going to Hell?
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Default Re: Acne, zits, pimples= Hell, sinner. - 02-22-2007, 08:51 AM

True Christian ™ kids with pure thoughts do not get zits and are not going to hell.


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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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True Christian ™ kids with pure thoughts do not get zits and are not going to hell.
Oh really? Are you sure they just aren't using medications or cremes?
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Default Re: Acne, zits, pimples= Hell, sinner. - 02-22-2007, 08:58 AM

Boys who wear make up are hellbound. We do not allow our children to worship in the goth cult. You should know that by now.


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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Default Re: Acne, zits, pimples= Hell, sinner. - 02-22-2007, 08:59 AM

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Boys who wear make up are hellbound. We do not allow our children to worship in the goth cult. You should know that by now.
Goth isn't a cult; it's a style. It's not make-up, either. You should know that by now.
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Default Re: Acne, zits, pimples= Hell, sinner. - 02-22-2007, 01:29 PM

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The other night in our "God is Groovy" wrap session, one of the teen girls asked me why we don't allow kids with zits into church. After my dissapointment wore off and I counted to twenty to calm down, I sent her packing with a KJV1611 and told her to memorize Leveiticus before I'd let her out:
Leviticus 21

Whosoever hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries


Then I got the other kids and and told them the facts about acne. Let your kids know these facts too.
Hormones are raging in kids bodies causing them to develop into adults. These hormones can upset the brain. That's why we must be super vigilent around teens. They may cause thoughts that are impure. Every impure thought leads to a zit. They more zits the more wicked the teen.
PRAISE JESUS!! Well said Brother Eliot!! Those zit-faced teens need to know that Jesus hates pus! If they would just stop wearing gothtard makeup and keep their hands off their cooters and tallywackers, those oozing boils would go away.

That, plus praying harder to Jesus, who never had a zit in His life.


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Default Re: Acne, zits, pimples= Hell, sinner. - 02-22-2007, 01:35 PM

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Goth isn't a cult; it's a style. It's not make-up, either. You should know that by now.
What do you mean it's not make-up? Do you seriously think that they're born like that?


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Default Re: Acne, zits, pimples= Hell, sinner. - 02-22-2007, 02:02 PM

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The other night in our "God is Groovy" wrap session, one of the teen girls asked me why we don't allow kids with zits into church. After my dissapointment wore off and I counted to twenty to calm down, I sent her packing with a KJV1611 and told her to memorize Leveiticus before I'd let her out:
Leviticus 21

Whosoever hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries

Then I got the other kids and and told them the facts about acne. Let your kids know these facts too.
Hormones are raging in kids bodies causing them to develop into adults. These hormones can upset the brain. That's why we must be super vigilent around teens. They may cause thoughts that are impure. Every impure thought leads to a zit. They more zits the more wicked the teen.
I agree completely. I go to a suck-ular high school. The most wicked (goth) kids have so many zits you can barely see their face!
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or he that hath a flat nose,
Haven't most Negroes rather flat noses?

Perhaps they can get nose jobs.
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Perhaps they can get nose jobs.
We've all seen what happens when a young black man aspires to become a white woman. (I offer into evidence, Michael Jackson.) I'm still not sure if he/she/it even has a real nose anymore.


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Default Re: Acne, zits, pimples= Hell, sinner. - 04-01-2007, 02:34 AM

I had acne long before I reached puberty. So screw you.

And how did you know that that "blemish" didn't mean "birthmark" or "disfiguiring scar"?
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Default Re: Acne, zits, pimples= Hell, sinner. - 04-01-2007, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
We've all seen what happens when a young black man aspires to become a white woman. (I offer into evidence, Michael Jackson.) I'm still not sure if he/she/it even has a real nose anymore.
You may have a point there.
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