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Default God Hates Catlicks - 09-15-2006, 02:27 PM

The Catholic religion often calls herself the "Mother Church." She's NOT the mother of Christ's church! By calling herself "mother" she is telling on herself. She is THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH (Rev. 17:5)! Notice the Catholic religion calls herself a woman. The Bible calls Catholicism a whore, and what a GREAT WHORE she is—committing spiritual fornication with the kings and rulers of the earth (nearly every king throughout history has had some type of political, economic or religious ties with the Vatican). Read about how Nazi Germany and the Vatican worked together to murder millions of innocent Jews in the holocaust! Read The Vatican's Holocaust. She's DRUNKEN with the blood of the saints. Study the Inquisitions—the torture and killing of tens-of-millions of people. Oh, even the antichrist is naked in light of God's word.

"Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists (Popes and priests); whereby we know that it is the last time" -1st John 2:18

“And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet color (official Vatican colors), and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls (the Vatican is filthy rich), having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations (the Holocaust, inquisitions, etc.) and filthiness of her fornication: And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY (very few people realize where the Catholic religion started), BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS (who seduce people into their damnable religion) AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH” -Revelation 17:4,5

Catholicism’s ill-gotten children profess to know Christ but do service to Satan by disregarding the commandments of God in order to keep the traditions of men which papists even themselves call "TRADITION." Why is she (the whore) called a mystery? The antichrist spirit of ancient pagan Babylon, though seemingly long fallen, lives in the rites and blasphemies of the Roman Catholic religion. Now that ancient Babylonian false religion lives today within the Catholic religion, disguised by Christian names. What a Satanic scam! The queen of heaven is now...Mary! Mystery Babylon lives, undetected by doomed millions across the world.



“The children gather wood, and the fathers kindle the fire, and the women knead their dough, to make cakes to the QUEEN OF HEAVEN...that they may provoke me to anger” -Jeremiah 7:18


Notice the Halo Catholics place around Mary (especially her head). The is an idolatrous practice of the Catholics which symbolizes deity (that she is equal with God). The Babylonians practiced the same idolatrous worship to the Queen of Heaven. Mary is NOT deity, she was a normal every-day woman. Yes friend, Satan is definitely working in the Vatican and in Catholic organizations all across the world. Though most Catholics will deny worshipping Mary, the evidence says something very different! They bow down and literally pray in the name of "Mother Mary" to a graven statue of Mary. This is sinful idolatry! They are lying through their teeth. God makes CLEAR in His Word that He will NOT share His glory with another (that includes Mary).

"I am the LORD: that is my name: and my glory will I not give to another, neither my praise to graven images." -Isaiah 42:8

How could anyone be so foolish to actually bow down in prayer to a statue of Mary, yet at the same time deny that they are worshipping her? Talk about crazy! God clearly command us in the second of the ten commandments NOT to make unto ourselves ANY graven images.

"Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:" -Exodus 20:4

Do the Catholics need glasses? It says right there in black and white in Exodus 20:4 that we are NOT to make unto ourselves ANY likeness of anything that is in heaven!!! Mary is in heaven. We are NOT to make any likeness of her according to Exodus 20:4. So what do you call a statue of mother Mary? It surely is a likeness of her, a graven image! Here's another shocker...

"Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them..." -Exodus 20:5

Ok, so then why does every Catholic BOW DOWN before a statue of Mary in their worship places? I'll tell you why...because they are practicing FALSE religion totally void of the truth of God. You can argue whether or not you are worshipping Mary as your bowing down to her; but one thing is for certain, God has commanded us in Exodus 20:5 NOT TO BOW DOWN to her. Even if your not worshipping Mary, you ARE SINNING if you bow down to her because the Bible strictly forbids it! As I write, millions of people all around the world are bowing down to Mary in violation of God's Word. Yes, Satanism is in the Vatican!

"Howbeit in vain do they worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men." -Mark 7:7

"For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect." -Mark 13:22


Brothers and Sisters in Christ, Jesus calls on you to do all you can to help stamp out the papist menace!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default 09-15-2006, 07:04 PM

Praise Jesus, pastor Ezekiel.

I love hearing the truth about those cat licking swines. It gives me strength to fight against those papist monsters.

They call their institution a woman and wear skirts. To much to be a coincidence...

And the pope(= ) looks like a badly behaved devils brother(who probably lusts for boys, but that's common to all priests)

Praise again, brother.
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And what do these disgusting cathylick pedophiles call their "priests"?
That's right, we all know it: "father"!
Pure blasphemy:

"And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven."
Matthew 23:9


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And what do these disgusting cathylick pedophiles call their "priests"?
That's right, we all know it: "father"!
Pure blasphemy:

"And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven."
Matthew 23:9
Good call. Let's see what "Father" Mo has to say to that.

Another reason why God hates the Roman institution is that it tells people to pray to Mary and the "saints" as mediators, when the Holy Bible has the following to say:

1Ti 2:5 For [there is] one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus.

It's as though the Romanists went through the Bible (probably the only time they opened it) to see what God forbids so that they could do all of it.


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Good call. Let's see what "Father" Mo has to say to that.

Another reason why God hates the Roman institution is that it tells people to pray to Mary and the "saints" as mediators, when the Holy Bible has the following to say:

1Ti 2:5 For [there is] one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus.

It's as though the Romanists went through the Bible (probably the only time they opened it) to see what God forbids so that they could do all of it.
Yes, it is disgusting.
They will stop at nothing to make Sweet Jesus weep.

Hopefully however, with nazinger the anti-Christ recently downtalking the mudslums, and rightly calling them disgusting & violent pieces of filth, the minions of evil will fight amongst themselfs soon.


Let Jesus will be done. Amen!


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The most telling part is the way they ignore Hebrews 9:26,28;10:10,12,14

They do this by simply removing the pages from their oldest manuscripts! The following is straight from the Devil's own foul mouth - The Catholic Encyclopedia: Codex Vaticanus

"Owing to the loss of the final quinterns, a portion of the Pauline Epistles is missing: Heb., ix,14-xiii,25, the Pastoral Letters, Epistle to Philemon; also the Apocalypse."

Let's look at some of the verses that "are missing" from the Codex Vaticanus - and see what they have to say about the Catholic mass:

Hebrews 9:26 For then must he often have suffered since the foundation of the world: but now once in the end of the world hath he appeared to put away sin by the sacrifice of himself.

Hebrews 9:28 So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation.

Hebrews 10:10 By the which will we are sanctified through the offering of the body of Jesus Christ once for all.

Hebrews 10:12 But this man, after he had offered one sacrifice for sins for ever sat down on the right hand of God;

Hebrews 10:14 For by one offering he hath perfected for ever them that are sanctified.


One sacrifice once for all -> No need to eat a cannibalistic Catholic death cookie every Sunday. Thank God(!) that these wonderful verses are not "missing" from the trusty old KJV1611.
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Bah. The only real difference between Catholicism and Christianity is the reverence they give to Mary. That, and the whole thing with....umm...altarboys.
Speaking of, whatever happened to Father Mo?



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Bah. The only real difference between Catholicism and Christianity is the reverence they give to Mary. That, and the whole thing with....umm...altarboys.
Speaking of, whatever happened to Father Mo?
Wrong again bubblehead. The differences between True Christianity and those ring-kissing papist dogs are enormous. But I have no doubt that your tiny female brain would not be able to grasp the details, so we'll leave it at that.

I heard that "father" mo was last seen at a NAMBLA conference in Belize. Why, do you have a young boy to sell him?


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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There are many complexities in this world and most of them are better left to be dealt with by those of us called by Our Lord Saviour Jesus Christ to serve in his Church, The Holy Roman Church.

While you and your unaccredited "Pastors" are likely beyond saving there are many others here and elsewhere in need of the ministrations only available through those of us within the Catholic Clergy.

I am here to help those souls find the path to the side of Our Lord in Heaven above and not waste time with historical inaccuracies propagated by the very minions of Satan himself...that would be the likes of you incidentally.

We Catholics have long suffered at the hands of Satan's spawn but we have managed, with some occasional and not worth mentioning mistakes, to survive and thrive because we are blessed by the guidance of Our Holy Father in Rome, The Pope.

God speaks to The Pontiff and he to the flock...what could be simpler than that?

Jesus built upon the rock of St. Peter and that foundation has seen clear to support this holiest and most important institution on earth for two thousand years. In that time, with the guidance of the Holy Spirit, countless brilliant and dedicated men of the cloth have helped all mankind by carefully presenting and explaining the words of scripture.

A few unemployed Baptists waiting to cash welfare checks while cruising the internet cannot possibly supply any useful biblical, historical and religious information no matter how much money they swindle off of sad old Ladies in Tennessee.

Wake up and smell the incense.

You and your manipulating ilk are part of the problems, not part of The Lord's Solution. I pray for your soul regardless in hopes Jesus sees fit forgive your attacks on His Church.


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SOMEONE speaks to the pontiff, but it isn't GOD. It's the SATANIC voices in his head, and they all sound like Adolph Hitler!

Remember that Ratstinker had SWORN an oath to Adolph Hitler and the Nazi party, ON A CATHOLIC BIBLE years before he ever decided to come out of the closet as a priest!


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Default 09-21-2006, 10:50 PM

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We Catholics have long suffered at the hands of Satan's spawn but we have managed, with some occasional and not worth mentioning mistakes, to survive and thrive because we are blessed by the guidance of Our Holy Father in Rome, The Pope.
Your dark lord, who established your "church" to mock Jesus and lure souls to hell, has blessed you with many popes like Alexander VI. They weren't holy at all, although many of them were fathers in the literal sense.

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God speaks to The Pontiff and he to the flock...what could be simpler than that?
God speaks to us directly through His Word, the Holy Bible (that would be King James, not Douai).

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A few unemployed Baptists waiting to cash welfare checks while cruising the internet cannot possibly supply any useful biblical, historical and religious information no matter how much money they swindle off of sad old Ladies in Tennessee.
Are sales of indulgences off in your "church"? Poor baby.


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Default 09-22-2006, 06:54 PM

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SOMEONE speaks to the pontiff, but it isn't GOD. It's the SATANIC voices in his head, and they all sound like Adolph Hitler!

Remember that Ratstinker had SWORN an oath to Adolph Hitler and the Nazi party, ON A CATHOLIC BIBLE years before he ever decided to come out of the closet as a priest!
It's Adolf, pastor. Let's not mix English and German

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It's Adolf, pastor. Let's not mix English and German
If you want your stay at Landover to be a pleasant one, you'll not question the authority of a True Christian™ pastor in the future.

Rather than splitting hairs over whether a deceased Austrian painter spelled his name with "ph" or "f", you should have paid more attention to his last name: Heil Schicklgruber!
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Default 09-22-2006, 08:52 PM

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There are many complexities in this world and most of them are better left to be dealt with by those of us called by Our Lord Saviour Jesus Christ to serve in his Church, The Holy Roman Church.
It's "His," not "his." Your colors are showing you pontiff-worshiping kiddie grabber. Satan may deceive the whole world (Rev 12:9), but he doesn't deceive me.

As for your "complexities," there are the saved, who will spend eternity in the Kingdom of Heaven™, and the unsaved, who will spend eternity suckling boiling hot marmalade from satan's nipples. That's all you need to know.

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You and your manipulating ilk are part of the problems, not part of The Lord's Solution. I pray for your soul regardless in hopes Jesus sees fit forgive your attacks on His Church.
Hitler is not the Lord, and thanks to Ratstinker's incompetence, his Solution to the Jewish problem was far from final. Why are you even here spamming our Godly board with your nonsense anyway? Shouldn't you be off trying to find a wife? After all, it is a necessary prerequisite for becoming a bishop, according to the Bible:
1 Timothy 3:1 This is a true saying, if a man desire the office of a bishop, he desireth a good work.
2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach...
Oh, I forgot, you Catlicks just ignore that verse, don't you? A good thing the Holy Spirit warned us about demons like you:
1 Timothy 4:1 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;

2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron; 3 Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.


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