[Johny Joe Hold]

As polls began to show Nuet Gingrich rising in our beloved Republican Party, you can almost hear the lieberal knives being sharpened.

What will they to after? His two failed marriages, of course.

We need to arm ourselves now for this unjust attack. We need to fire back powerful replies to the heathen supporters of Obuma.

Here is my strategy--others may have better ones, but I'll toss out mine for a place to start.

We need to dig up information as to why Nuet's first two wives were bad ones. The public will understand that if a man draws a bad card from the deck of life he needs to disgard that one and try another.

I know one of those wives, I think the first one, had some health problems which, of course, an important man like Nuet should not have to put up with. How far is he going to go with an unhealthy wife?

Maybe our research staff could help out here.

JJH

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Well one of them was struck by Jesus with cancer for some reason, most likely for letting her husband down in some way. It's a place to start anyway.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Can the demoncrats even prove that either marriage was consummated? If not any research might be irrelevant. If Newt were too busy doing God's work how could he be held responsible for not blooding the wedding sheets.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

As smart a debater as Nut Gingrich is, he DID abandon Jesus to go a-whoring after the "Queen of Heaven", Mary, the Whore of Babylon.

Mitt "Leggo my Eggo" Romney is a Mormon, true, and a waffler . . . but he was never a Christian. Nut Gingrinch was a Baptist, knew Jesus, and turned his back on Him to pray to His dead mother instead!

What does God command us to do to those who know Him and then choose to follow false gods?

Hint: A read of Numbers 31 suggests that "not vote for them" would be a good start.

[Johny Joe Hold]

What really burns me up is the lieberal muck-raking press.

Now they are pointing out the Nuet received 1.3 million in consulting fees from Freddie Mac. Freddie Mac is the government created firm that pools and then resells home mortgages as something like bonds. This helps make more and cheaper mortagages available so poor scumbags can buy houses they do not deserve. Nuet has been blamed it for the credit meltdown.

Of course Nuet received a lot of money from Freddie Mac. It is his God given duty to make money here on earth in preparation for heaven.

We know that. Why can't the oh-so-smart press figure it out?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1...n_1096578.html

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

What really burns me up is the lieberal muck-raking press.

Now they are pointing out the Nuet received 1.3 million in consulting fees from Freddie Mac. Freddie Mac is the government created firm that pools and then resells home mortgages as something like bonds. This helps make more and cheaper mortagages available so poor scumbags can buy houses they do not deserve. Nuet has been blamed it for the credit meltdown.

Of course Nuet received a lot of money from Freddie Mac. It is his God given duty to make money here on earth in preparation for heaven.

We know that. Why can't the oh-so-smart press figure it out?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1...n_1096578.html

The Freddie Mac thing was a classic liberal hit. They forced Newt to take that money so they could taint The Professor with socialism. But I think the voters can see threw those kind of cheep, liberal stunts.

And Rodimer, far be it from to argue with a fellow Christian but you have to remember Newt "The Professor" is the leading historian in REAL America. His conversion to Catholicism is just living history.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

And Rodimer, far be it from to argue with a fellow Christian but you have to remember Newt "The Professor" is the leading historian in REAL America. His conversion to Catholicism is just living history.

Right on Brother Bobby-Joe.

And, on Nuet's conversion to Catlic, you have to remember it happened when he acquired the third wife. Maybe it was a requirement.

He no doubt thought for the campaign, he needed a particular kind of wife, I'm thinking "trophy" here. I can't hold his conversion for that purpose against him.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

And Rodimer, far be it from to argue with a fellow Christian but you have to remember Newt "The Professor" is the leading historian in REAL America. His conversion to Catholicism is just living history.

B-J, please do explain how converting TO Mary-worship, instead of away from it like real Americans did, is living history . . . do you expect he will come back to Jesus soon?

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Right on Brother Bobby-Joe.

And, on Nuet's conversion to Catlic, you have to remember it happened when he acquired the third wife. Maybe it was a requirement.

He no doubt thought for the campaign, he needed a particular kind of wife, I'm thinking "trophy" here. I can't hold his conversion for that purpose against him.

God will. Nut is going to burn in Hell for eternity, alongside Barack Osama the Muslim and Mittens Romney the Mormon.

I do hope he regains his sanity and returns to Jesus instead of engaging in his ridiculous bead-counting and cannibalism.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

B-J, please do explain how converting TO Mary-worship, instead of away from it like real Americans did, is living history . . . do you expect he will come back to Jesus soon?

It's like Civil War days here in Freehold, Iowa were we all go out and dress up as Confederate Soldiers (Brother Remey does a great General Lee), we're just celebrating history when we reenact the hanging of Abrahan Lincoln for treason. Same with Newt - by "converting" to Catholicism he is just celebrating part of Christian history.

But come on Rev, every one non knows Newt isn't sincere in his conversion. He's as much as a Catholic as any of us TRUE Christians™ are Catholics.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

But come on Rev, every one non knows Newt isn't sincere in his conversion. He's as much as a Catholic as any of us TRUE Christians™ are Catholics.

I'll consider this possibility.

But doesn't God forbid even giving lip service to false gods like His Easy-Bake Oven, Mary?

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

I'll consider this possibility.

But doesn't God forbid even giving lip service to false gods like His Easy-Bake Oven, Mary?

Politics Rev, Jesus needs the Catholic vote to keep secret Muslims out of the White House.

EDIT: Besides the Catholics can't be that bad. They are helping Penn State heal after that horrible Sandusky child rape scandal.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Politics Rev, Jesus needs the Catholic vote to keep secret Muslims out of the White House.

EDIT: Besides the Catholics can't be that bad. They are helping Penn State heal after that horrible Sandusky child rape scandal.

Well, I guess that's a good thing.

Politics does make strange bedfellows . . . Just ask that Hormone Cain!

Speaking of which, he's dropped to third place. Newt is now #2, nearly tied with Oven Mitt.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epo...tion-1452.html

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Politics Rev, Jesus needs the Catholic vote to keep secret Muslims out of the White House.

EDIT: Besides the Catholics can't be that bad. They are helping Penn State heal after that horrible Sandusky child rape scandal.

Mega dittos Brother Bobby-Joe. If the LIEberal MSM is to be believed in this "Time" piece, Newt is on a roll to capture the cathylick vote and appear to be a more "acceptable" candidate to the MSM.

What does concern me is that there is some evidence Neut permitted his new "wife" to have a hand in his "conversion" – something a Baptist (particularly a True Christian™ Baptist) would never permit.

I have to hand it to Newt though – we sent those new TEA Party congressmen to Washington in the last election to stop Obama and bring about smaller government and they did nothing about it. Newt is the only one I know in my lifetime that actually shut down the whole government. Maybe he does remain true to his Baptist roots.

Why Newt Gingrich Converted to Catholicism
By Amy Sullivan Monday, Aug. 24, 2009

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This past spring, however, after several decades as a nominal Southern Baptist, Gingrich converted to Catholicism.
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Gingrich's spiritual awakening has struck more than a few political observers as a bit of positioning for the GOP nomination in 2012. (In the first half of 2009, the former Speaker raked in $8.1 million through his political committee, far outpacing his party rivals.) While he wouldn't be the first to experience a conversion on the road to Des Moines, there are simpler ways of understanding the new godly Gingrich. American Catholicism has been losing members at a remarkable rate; an April 2009 Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life report found that for every person who joins the Catholic Church, four others leave. But a steady stream of high-profile political conservatives have bucked this trend by converting in the past decade, including columnist Robert Novak, Kansas Senator Sam Brownback and CNBC host Larry Kudlow.
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Gingrich describes the appeal of Catholicism for him in just these terms. "When you have 2,000 years of intellectual depth surrounding you," he told me on a recent summer morning, "it's comforting." There's also cachet in conservative political circles to being Catholic. Until their deaths in the past year, Father Richard John Neuhaus and National Review founder William F. Buckley Jr. presided over an intellectual haven for conservatives put off by Evangelicals who rail against experts and élites.

Catholicism offers Gingrich not just a strong religious tradition and community. It also gives him peace at home. His wife Callista is a lifelong Catholic who sings in the basilica's professional choir. After the two married in 2000, Gingrich found himself dragged to church whenever they traveled — "she's adamant that we go to Mass" — and started attending services at the basilica to hear Callista sing.

It's not surprising that a man of Gingrich's ambitions would be drawn to the grandeur of worship at the basilica. Incense hangs in the air as the choir's descant reverberates off the highly polished walls of the Greek-style interior. "Isn't it just beautiful?" Gingrich asks. "That's part of what happened to me." (Her husband, Callista says, is an enthusiastic but limited singer: "He makes a joyful noise.")
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http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...6297-2,00.html

I don't mean to get sidetracked here, but I came across this cathylick term "rector" (in the above captioned article) and confess I'd never heard of it before. It sounds suspiciously like someone who lectures on the rectum – and we all know the cathylicks have a problem in this area. Note also the reference to the "Greek-style interior" of the basilica in the above quote.

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Gingrich prepared for his conversion with Monsignor Walter Rossi, the basilica's rector. Because the institution is not a parish church, Gingrich's baptism took place at St. Joseph's on Capitol Hill, where Robert Kennedy attended morning Mass when he served in the Senate. Washington Archbishop Donald Wuerl performed the ceremony, with his predecessor Cardinal Theodore McCarrick in attendance. Afterward, a small group of Catholic luminaries celebrated with a dinner at Café Milano in Georgetown.
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http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...6297-2,00.html

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

I don't mean to get sidetracked here, but I came across this cathylick term "rector" . It sounds suspiciously like someone who lectures on the rectum – and we all know the cathylicks have a problem in this area. Note also the reference to the "Greek-style interior" of the basilica in the above quote.

That's the only thing about Nuet's conversion that worries me. I mean, it's obvious he did it for a noble purpose, to beat Obooba. But, will he be able to ward off the amorous advances of aggressive homer priests?

That's my concern.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

That's the only thing about Nuet's conversion that worries me. I mean, it's obvious he did it for a noble purpose, to beat Obooba. But, will he be able to ward off the amorous advances of aggressive homer priests?

That's my concern.

Newt was never entrapped by the passive rapists in the Congressional Pages. If Newt can resists a 14 year nubile boy trying to force Newt to sexually assault him then Newt can resist a 60 year old priest.

The man is a pro.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

If Newt can resists a 14 year nubile boy trying to force Newt to sexually assault him then Newt can resist a 60 year old priest.

The man is a pro.

Brother Bobby--As time goes on, we see ever more clearly the reasons why Newt will be a great President.

(1.)He sees so clearly the Biblical role for women, that they are expendible. We can see that from his wise decision to dump two different bad wives.

(2.) He absolutely refuses to engage in the homer behavior we see in nearly all the men in the lieberal Democratic Party.

(3.) He is a Southern Baptist, except for this temporary affiliation with the Catholics.

The future of our nation is looking better everyday.

JJH

[Johny Joe Hold]

There is news, now, that evangelical Christians are coming over the Newt. I think we at Landover Baptist can be proud we were first and provided leadership to Christians everywhere.

The new approach in the Christian community is to recall the Paul of the Bible was far worse than Newt. Paul was a sinful Jew. Newt only has this issue of cheating on an unworthy wife.

If there remain True Christians™ who are reluctant about supporting the Christian, Newt, I'd suggest you read this.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_a...ht_wrong_.html

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

There is news, now, that evangelical Christians are coming over the Newt. I think we at Landover Baptist can be proud we were first and provided leadership to Christians everywhere.

The new approach in the Christian community is to recall the Paul of the Bible was far worse than Newt. Paul was a sinful Jew. Newt only has this issue of cheating on an unworthy wife.

If there remain True Christians™ who are reluctant about supporting the Christian, Newt, I'd suggest you read this.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_a...ht_wrong_.html

Interesting article, Mayor.

Yes, Newt does come down on the right side of many issues:

In the years after that, Gingrich wrote two books about “Rediscovering God in America,” and produced two films with that title. He grew deeply involved in the conservative battle to unseat Iowa judges who legalized gay marriage. Gingrich’s network funneled $350,000 into an $850,000 campaign, and the campaign won.

But still, I have to quote Pastor Jeffress:

“I think there's now an evangelical tri-lemma,” says Jeffress, who still backs Perry but doesn’t have illusions about his current electoral oomph. “Do you vote for a Mormon who's had one wife, a Catholic who's had three wives, or an Evangelical who may have had an entire harem?”

How about "none of the above"?

Sorry, Mayor. I can't vote for a man (Newt) who openly rejected God for the sake of a mere woman.

Rick Santorum is looking better and better!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Sorry, Mayor. I can't vote for a man (Newt) who openly rejected God for the sake of a mere woman.

Rick Santorum is looking better and better!

Rev. Rodimer--I can't argue with your logic, Rev. Rick Santorum has a better record on matters of fidelity.

The only thing I would draw your attention is this. Santorum is a sincere and devout Catlick.

Newt seems insincere in his Catolickism. I like that.

[Zechariah Smyth]

The main thing that worries me about Newt is the size of his head. I mean, it's like KENNEDY big.



Might be a good idea to check his genealogy.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth