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Pray that hurricanes don’t strike the new home of Donald J Trump. -
06-02-2021, 01:34 AM
I was inspecting fake news when I came across this on the weather channel. Please pray with me that a hurricane doesn’t penetrate Mar A Lago this summer. Image courtesy of The Weather Channel ™️.
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06-02-2021, 01:53 AM
Poor President Trump. He really has had an awful year. He doesn't need any more trouble. My husband, my boys, and I will all pray for him.
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06-02-2021, 03:02 AM
Pat Robertson was able to move a hurricane away from his home in Virginia Beach, VA, through prayer. Let's all send emails to the 700 Club asking he do the same for Mara Largo.
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Re: Pray that hurricanes don’t strike the new home of Donald J Trump. -
06-02-2021, 03:06 AM
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Is that a real map? Or is someone trying to prank the public with the colored outline of the storm's "path"?
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06-02-2021, 03:16 AM
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Re: Pray that hurricanes don’t strike the new home of Donald J Trump. -
06-02-2021, 03:29 AM
Maybe it's a sign that Jesus wants Mr. Trump to move back to Washington DC. I don't know what he's waiting for, but this is definitely a sign.
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Re: Pray that hurricanes don’t strike the new home of Donald J Trump. -
06-02-2021, 09:18 AM
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Is that a real map? Or is someone trying to prank the public with the colored outline of the storm's "path"?
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I don’t see anything funny about the map SIster Handmaiden. A giant hurricane of that size going up one end of Florida and out the other side is quite worrying wouldn’t you say? The damage done to the interior would be unimaginable. Considering it would go through Mar A Lago, I pray Trump survives this ordeal. Who’s to say why it’s happening though? Maybe God’s experimenting with Florida and wants to test Mar A Lago’s integrity. It is Florida after all and maybe it can handle it. Maybe it can’t handle something that big going through it though. Who’s to say?
I must say, if something that big went through me, I’d be on my knees prayin night and day that God would save me from the horror.
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06-02-2021, 03:29 PM
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Maybe it's a sign that Jesus wants Mr. Trump to move back to Washington DC. I don't know what he's waiting for, but this is definitely a sign.
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Oh, yes! Bless your big heart for mentioning this, dear Brother Dr. Toole -- because President Trump agrees with you!
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Former President Donald Trump is telling people that he expects to get reinstated in the White House by August, according to New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman.
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Now, I know that the article to which I refer is the fake news, LIE-beral New York Times, but if there is even the slightest shred of truth to this article, then sleepy Joe Burden had better have his bags packed and loaded in the car.
It is also very interesting to note that the top-notch lawyer, Sidney "Kraken" Powell, insists that President Trump will resume his place in the Oval Office in August!
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Sidney Powell states that Trump should simply be reinstated and that a new inauguration day be set due to “abject fraud and obtaining a coup of the United States of America.”
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So, with that in mind, I have no doubt that President Trump will be safe in Washington -- away from Mary Lago and the storm!
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06-02-2021, 04:31 PM
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It is also very interesting to note that the top-notch lawyer, Sidney "Kraken" Powell, insists that President Trump will resume his place in the Oval Office in August!
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That must be why I read on the news today Trump blog page shuts down for good. He's far too busy to be Twittering around when there's a country to make great again.
- "From the Desk of Donald J. Trump" has been scrubbed from Trump’s website and "will not be returning," his senior aide Jason Miller told CNBC
- "It was just auxiliary to the broader efforts we have and are working on"
- "Hoping to have more information on the broader efforts soon, but I do not have a precise awareness of timing"
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Re: Pray that hurricanes don’t strike the new home of Donald J Trump. -
06-02-2021, 04:56 PM
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That must be why I read on the news today Trump blog page shuts down for good. Far too busy to be Twittering around when there's a country to make great again.
- "From the Desk of Donald J. Trump" has been scrubbed from Trump’s website and "will not be returning," his senior aide Jason Miller told CNBC
- "It was just auxiliary to the broader efforts we have and are working on"
- "Hoping to have more information on the broader efforts soon, but I do not have a precise awareness of timing"
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Exactly so, dear Brother Dr. Toole! I am surprised that our beloved President Trump even considered launching his own interwebs page blog, or whatever they call it -- especially when he is so busy with his advisors, planning his return to Washington!
The Demonrats are getting very uneasy -- they know what is ahead of them! I've read some comments by their supporters, trying to poke barbs at President Trump by saying mean, unkind things, such as:
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Why, I think it's so childish of those LIE-beral people to say such things. Surely, they can see the mess that Joe Burden is making during his short stay in the White House, undoing all of the good things that President Trump worked so hard to accomplish?
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Here we are only one week in and Joe Biden has already weakened America. Maybe that’s what his voters want. In his first seven days he killed over 70,000 jobs, admitted to having no plan to fight COVID-19, ended U.S. energy independence (get ready to see gas prices go through the roof), stopped the Syria drawdown (we are likely to see another war now start), left National Guardsmen freezing in a parking garage and told an unvetted caravan of illegals to wait before welcoming them across the border. This is Joe Biden‘s America, and it just started.
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Re: Pray that hurricanes don’t strike the new home of Donald J Trump. -
06-03-2021, 12:05 AM
Don't worry. President Trump an move hurricanes with the stroke of a pen.
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Re: Pray that hurricanes don’t strike the new home of Donald J Trump. -
06-03-2021, 02:17 AM
The way I read that Florida storm track from the Weather Channel, the hurricane will be coming from the Gulf side where it's likely to gain energy from the warmer waters of the Gulf. In hurricanes most of the damage is done by the high winds and storm surge waters where it hits. Over land much of the energy is dissipated, and by the time it reaches Mar A Lago it will mostly be a nice spring rain shower to help Mar A Lago bloom (thank you Jesus).
You could say that this hurricane was making a "rear entry" into Florida, and it may be no coincidence that the NWS is now naming storms using the Greek alphabet (remembering that the Greeks invented homerism).
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06-03-2021, 02:33 AM
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You could say that this hurricane was making a "rear entry" into Florida, and it may be no coincidence that the NWS is now naming storms using the Greek alphabet (remembering that the Greeks invented homerism).
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How vulgar. I've complained to the FCC for allowing the Weather Channel to broadcast uncensored gay porn. Just look at the radar picture depicting an erect penis and scrotum. Completely unacceptable, I could have been watching with my children! Figures that Hurricane Homer would show up in Pride Month (Proverbs 16:18). Hopefully phallic Florida will get the message and stop being so geopornographic.
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06-03-2021, 03:55 AM
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How vulgar. I've complained to the FCC for allowing the Weather Channel to broadcast uncensored gay porn. Just look at the radar picture depicting an erect penis and scrotum. Completely unacceptable, I could have been watching with my children! Figures that Hurricane Homer would show up in Pride Month (Proverbs 16:18). Hopefully phallic Florida will get the message and stop being so geopornographic.
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It seems our country has two choices. One is to change the shape of Florida. The other is to never show it on maps. It could easily be sliced of a map with a razor blade.
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06-03-2021, 05:44 PM
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It seems our country has two choices. One is to change the shape of Florida. The other is to never show it on maps. It could easily be sliced of a map with a razor blade.
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It seems to me that someone else once had a similar idea, dear Brother Mayor Hold:
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06-04-2021, 12:30 AM
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It seems our country has two choices. One is to change the shape of Florida. The other is to never show it on maps. It could easily be sliced of a map with a razor blade.
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A third option would be to lobby congress to repeal the Adams-Onís Treaty of 1819 and thus cede Florida (AKA "Earth's biggest d*ck") back to Spain.
Of course, then we'd have the Eurabian Union literally on our borders, so we might have to beef up The Wall to keep out a new influx of Polacks, Italians, Africans, and Arabs in addition to Cubans and Floridians. There's really no perfect solution to this horrible situation.
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06-04-2021, 02:48 PM
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A third option would be to lobby congress to repeal the Adams-Onís Treaty of 1819 and thus cede Florida (AKA "Earth's biggest d*ck") back to Spain.
Of course, then we'd have the Eurabian Union literally on our borders, so we might have to beef up The Wall to keep out a new influx of Polacks, Italians, Africans, and Arabs in addition to Cubans and Floridians. There's really no perfect solution to this horrible situation.
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Brother Lukes, this is quite an interesting proposal to bring up. I know that Pastor Ezekiel is still in touch with True President ™️ Donald J Trump and key allies in the senate and house. I’m heading over to his house tonight to clean his pipes (they get clogged almost daily you see), and I could ask you to come along to discuss solutions for what to do with Florida given your Manly White Christian knowledge on political lines and such. Maybe you could even give a hand to help with the clog if you’re inclined as such. If not, it’s okay to just watch and talk as well.
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06-06-2021, 07:19 AM
It's hard to say why God made Florida part of the United States, but my own opinion is that it was His own Darwin Awards test to make sure only people of True Faith™ would inhabit our Godly country.
To understand what is really going on here, we have to place this in historical context and along the way have a look at what is really in that God forsaken place.
It was the mooselimbs (there they are again - causing trouble) with their Ottoman Empire that tried to monopolize the Eastern trade routes to Europe that set off explorers seeking a new route to the East. Due to the lack of modern GPS, many would land at various places along our Eastern coasts not knowing just where they were - including Florida. They would often encounter injuns, and mistake them for India Indians.
The fact of the matter is, about half of the "land" in Florida is really under water. If you fly over it, it's easy to miss as you see what looks like land is vegetation that grows up through the water. What's really there is a giant swamp infested with alligators and poisonous snakes. Of course the Enviro lunatics have a name for it - "Wetlands", and with the aid of some idiot promoters it became the "Everglades". Then they convinced the uninformed tax payers to build a road to the place that would ordinarily have no use for anyone.
Never underestimate the ingenuity of Southern red neck engineering - taking those Cadallac V8 engines (that was when America and Detroit iron was Great), putting a propeller on them and strapping the whole thing to a flat bottom boat. Those rides through the wetlands shooting crocs were fun - until the enviros made the crocs "endangered species". Floridians once again had to put up with missing pets and young children as part of normal life.
Florida is also the land of sink holes - where car dealerships, houses, and entire neighborhoods can be swallowed up into the "ground" without any notice. There isn't really any kind of "land" in Florida as we ordinarily think of it - much less "property".
If it isn't already under water, much of coastal Florida is often no more than a few inches above sea level. Most of the time this isn't a problem unless there is a 20 foot storm surge with a hurricane. Scientists tell us that every few years the moon and sun line up in the firmament to produce a gravitational "pull" that raises the sea level to "flood" some coastal towns. That's when CNN's cameras show up with Al Gore to observe the water and fish running down the streets and proclaim it's due to Globull Warming, ice melting, and sea level rise.
For many years those in the "know" knew enough to stay away from the place. At some point rumors spread that it was "nice" in the winter - moderate temperatures, balmy skies, fishing and boating, and an otherwise vacation like atmosphere (with "water sports" - and we all know what that means). Word got out to northerners, primarily New Yorkers, that it was a great place to spend a harsh winter. Winter business started to flourish - and thus arouse the attraction of some of the most corrupt real estate sleazeball developers in the business, along with their cohorts in politics.
No insurance company in their right mind would write an insurance policy on a beachfront home in Florida, but that didn't stop some whiny LIEberal socialist New Yorkers from building a beachfront winter home and then demand the "government" rebuild it everytime a hurricane destroyed it.
Some of the worst corrupt Demorcat strongholds arose in Broward County - the home of the "hanging chad", and where Gore supposedly "won". Those "chads" hung from those punch card ballots because no one bothered to empty the chad bins - which is typical of Democrats, who supposedly have all the "ideas" but never want to do any work. To all the whiners - Bush really did win.
The only people who seem to like Florida are Cubans who escaped Castro's communist hell hole and "Che" Guevara's executions - and they have no use for commie Democrats and typically vote Republican. I guess you can't blame them for sticking around - they don't know any better.
As much as I'm sympathetic to the idea, it's getting a little late to try and get rid of Florida - no one wants it.
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Re: Pray that hurricanes don’t strike the new home of Donald J Trump. -
06-06-2021, 01:49 PM
Thank you, Brother Bryan, for that historical overview.
If for His own reasons God does send a hurricane to Mara Largo I think there is a solution. I read Mara Largo is 16 feet above sea level. To ward off waves and strong winds some barriers are needed. There are properties around Miami Beach worth far less than those of President Trump. They need to be bulldozed into protective reefs.
I understand the President is quite particular about what he likes to see when looking out from his properties. You may recall he hates the windmills seen from his golf course in Scotland and tried to get the Prime Minister there to remove them. In Mara Largo some palm trees could be installed in front of the bulldozer debris.
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Re: Pray that hurricanes don’t strike the new home of Donald J Trump. -
06-06-2021, 02:51 PM
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Thank you, Brother Bryan, for that historical overview.
If for His own reasons God does send a hurricane to Mara Largo I think there is a solution. I read Mara Largo is 16 feet above sea level. To ward off waves and strong winds some barriers are needed. There are properties around Miami Beach worth far less than those of President Trump. They need to be bulldozed into protective reefs.
I understand the President is quite particular about what he likes to see when looking out from his properties. You may recall he hates the windmills seen from his golf course in Scotland and tried to get the Prime Minister there to remove them. In Mara Largo some palm trees could be installed in front of the bulldozer debris.
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Miami does have a lot of colored people looking for work right? Why not get them good for nothing Nigras to build that there wall? Heck, if I were there I’d use MY OWN money to help Trump build his wall.
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