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Default How are you preparing for the release of GTAV? - 09-14-2013, 04:28 AM

Hello Friends as some of you may know the release of grand theft auto is being sold here in Australia in a few days, and I wanna talk about what we're doing to prepare for such an event.

But first a quick introduction to what the game is actually about (Beware horrific content, not for the faint of heart)

It's to my understanding the game is solely based around an alien invasion, You rp (slang for role play, things kids to these days) as the American President. You also lead a gang called the 'saints row' and as if that wasn't ridicules and slanderous as it is you also appear to be trapped in some kind of alien simulation where the alien leader is playing God!



Now that's all the Intel i have on the game for the moment, stay tuned for more.

On the opening night the young go to the local video game shop at 12 AM and have what they call a circle jerk, it's a kind of party. What i plan to do is lead my family on a protest with pickets and preach the good Lord. And if it comes to it, chain my daughter to the door of the shop demanding satisfaction and in high hopes that they take that blasted game from their shelf's.

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Default Re: How are you preparing for the release of GTAV? - 09-14-2013, 05:02 AM

I don't see any saints in that image/:


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Default Re: How are you preparing for the release of GTAV? - 09-14-2013, 05:08 AM

God mockery at it's best Brother Nobar
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Default Re: How are you preparing for the release of GTAV? - 09-14-2013, 06:54 AM

My usual routine at the release of any well-publicized work of Satan is to stay inside the day before and call a worship assembly that night. After prayers are offered, it's time to speak out. Having prepared a newspaper piece and a radio broadcast on the topic for that morning, no one within a 5,000-watt broadcast area can fail to know my position.

Sometimes after the worship, our congregation has been known to bring a previously released sinful item (game, toy, etc) - usually one given up by a repentant member of the church - and burn it before all.

This year, plans are to burn the whole set up to the latest one. And once Connor gets a hold of the new one, a separate service will be held for its liquidation.



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Default Re: How are you preparing for the release of GTAV? - 09-14-2013, 07:05 AM

hmm maybe i should go to our local games dealer and buy every copy of the wretched game before the youth taint there fragile souls, And hold a good old book burning (video game in this case) get together, thanks for the idea Pastor
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