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Pray for Brock Turner -
06-10-2016, 11:17 PM
Brock Turner, a good swimmer in his prime, has not had it that easy lately. I have been thinking of it, and I have come to the conclusion that he is the real victim in all of this, and not the woman. Exactly what did she expect going around dressed like a whore and drinking beer? How can anyone blame him but not her? It was her appearance that made him do it, along with the sinful party culture of today's society
I have recently been on a private visit to the cell in the county jail where Mr. Turner is serving his sentence, and I can confirm that this is a good, decent Christian young man who has begged God for forgiveness for this misdeamor where a feminazi slut seduced and forced him into sin
I pray that Mr. Turner serves as little as possible of his sentence and I pray that he will not be raped
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Re: Pray for Brock Turner -
06-11-2016, 12:15 AM
Amen, Brother. I cannot believe he was sentenced to even 6 months in jail, after what he has already been through. Do we want to ruin this young man's life forever? His father detailed how this non-event has deeply damaged this young man's life.
And for what? A filthy and intoxicated slut passed out behind a dumpster??
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Turner’s father had called on the judge to grant his son probation, saying that he had already paid “a steep price ... for 20 minutes of action”.
“He will never be his happy go lucky self with that easy going personality and welcoming smile,” he wrote of his son. “His every waking minute is consumed with worry, anxiety, fear, and depression. You can see this in his face, the way he walks, his weakened voice, his lack of appetite.”
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I pray that Jesus keeps his rectum clenched and sodomy-free during this lengthy and undeserved stretch in the pen.
In Christ
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Pray for Brock Turner -
06-11-2016, 12:36 AM
Praying
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Pray for Brock Turner -
06-11-2016, 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Bjorn Jensen
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I pray that Mr. Turner serves as little as possible of his sentence and I pray that he will not be raped
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Hello Bjorn,
Please forgive me for questioning prayer for this man. As I see it the Bible does not warrant it and he doesn´t want it. Look into his eyes. Sparkling. Does he look like someone remorseful going to jail? Look at his smile. It is the epitome of gleeful anticipation. The dead give away is his posture: Upper torso slightly bent forward, bottom protruding to the rear.
This guy would prefer 12 months over 6 as long as it is not in solitary.
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Pray for Brock Turner -
06-11-2016, 09:55 AM
Furthermore, I pray that Mr. Turner will not be registered as a sex offender. If anyone should be registered as a sex offender, it's her! After all, if she wasn't intoxicated (didn't she know beer is for men only?) and didn't dress like a whore, none of this would have happened, and I think even the most butthurt liberal would admit that.
As for the witnesses (one of whom brutally assaulted Mr. Turner), both of them are from Sweden, and by their look, probably a gay couple, biking around at night looking for somewhere on the campus to do their dirty business where no one could see them, and disgusted to see Mr. Turner's 20 minutes of heterosexual action, quite possibly behind the very dumpster where they had planned to spend their night
How can we trust them that Mr. Turner was aggressively forcing himself on her, and not regretfully (forced because of her appearance)? Would you trust 2 gay foreigners who wouldn't be in this country in the first place if Trump was President?
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Re: Pray for Brock Turner -
06-11-2016, 02:40 PM
He reminds me of Pastor Ezekiel. You don't look like Pastor Ezekiel if u are not a good guy.
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Re: Pray for Brock Turner -
06-11-2016, 02:42 PM
First the criminal justice system did Mr. Turner an injustice, now a gaggle of Iowa witches is doing more harm to him. Today, our statewide newspaper carried a story of Iowa witches combining forces with witches from across the United States to place a hex on the already beleaguered Brock Turner.
This is the kind of thing that I anticipate President Donald Trump will put a stop to. It is within the witches right to practice witchery, but publically humiliating someone with a great future is entirely unconstitutional. When Brock applies for promising business positions in a few months, he does not need this kind of bad publicity following him wherever he goes:
Iowa witches hex Stanford rapist
Courtney Crowder, ccrowder@dmreg.com 2:54 p.m. CDT June 10, 2016
Melanie Hexen's altar.(Photo: Melanie Hexen.)
An Iowa witch and her local coven are gaining internet fame for “hexing” Brock Turner, the Stanford University swimmer who sexually assaulted an unconscious woman and whose six-month prison sentence has been met with uproar.
The group hexed Turner that he may be impotent, know the pain of pine needles, have nightmares and that food may bring him no sustenance, said Melanie Elizabeth Hexen, one of the coven’s witches. Hexen lives near Wilton, Ia., and is a "traditional hereditary witch," meaning going back generations the women in her family have been witches.
RELATED: Father of student convicted of rape: Steep price for '20 minutes of action'
The coven planned the hexing for just their 13 members, but a Facebook posting for the event caught fire online.
“We use Facebook events as a calendar basically,” Hexen said. “We put it up there so we all knew the date and the time and so people in the coven who can't join in person, could join online.”
But within hours of posting, the event went viral with thousands of people joining and posting pictures of their own altars.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Pray for Brock Turner -
09-09-2016, 10:27 PM
Friends, thanks to your prayers today I have heard GREAT news that Brock has been let out of jail after 3 months. I have it on good authority that he will soon be launching a national speaking tour on the dangers of alcohol and promiscuity. So. Just how many times do we have to tell you, ladies? If you drink and act slutty then you are going to get people in trouble. Like how Eve ruined the chance of Paradise on Earth for all of us, your tiniest slip can destroy a man destined for mid-table swimming achievement, occasional motivational speaking engagements, intermittent rehab and possibly a shot at middle management.
Shame on you.
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Re: Pray for Brock Turner -
09-10-2016, 12:34 AM
Did this take place at a Baptist Bible (KJV1611) Study class? - No
Did this take place at a Baptist Church Social Function for Young Singles? - No
Was there a chaperone? - No
Did she have her father's permission? - No
Where did she go? - A Frat House
What was she wearing? - A Cardigan Sweater
What happened? - She woke up from a drunken stupor and didn't remember a thing.
True Christian™ Judge: Case Dismissed - Jesus will sort this out on Judgment Day
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Pray for Brock Turner -
09-10-2016, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
First the criminal justice system did Mr. Turner an injustice, now a gaggle of Iowa witches is doing more harm to him. Today, our statewide newspaper carried a story of Iowa witches combining forces with witches from across the United States to place a hex on the already beleaguered Brock Turner.
This is the kind of thing that I anticipate President Donald Trump will put a stop to. It is within the witches right to practice witchery, but publically humiliating someone with a great future is entirely unconstitutional. When Brock applies for promising business positions in a few months, he does not need this kind of bad publicity following him wherever he goes:
Iowa witches hex Stanford rapist
Courtney Crowder, ccrowder@dmreg.com 2:54 p.m. CDT June 10, 2016
Melanie Hexen's altar.(Photo: Melanie Hexen.)
An Iowa witch and her local coven are gaining internet fame for “hexing” Brock Turner, the Stanford University swimmer who sexually assaulted an unconscious woman and whose six-month prison sentence has been met with uproar.
The group hexed Turner that he may be impotent, know the pain of pine needles, have nightmares and that food may bring him no sustenance, said Melanie Elizabeth Hexen, one of the coven’s witches. Hexen lives near Wilton, Ia., and is a "traditional hereditary witch," meaning going back generations the women in her family have been witches.
RELATED: Father of student convicted of rape: Steep price for '20 minutes of action'
The coven planned the hexing for just their 13 members, but a Facebook posting for the event caught fire online.
“We use Facebook events as a calendar basically,” Hexen said. “We put it up there so we all knew the date and the time and so people in the coven who can't join in person, could join online.”
But within hours of posting, the event went viral with thousands of people joining and posting pictures of their own altars.
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They are bold and saucy, these witches, but foolhardy. The annual witch hunt is nigh. Let us make ready to smite them.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Pray for Brock Turner -
09-10-2016, 11:11 AM
Poor Brock!
While I praise our omnipresent, omnipotent, and omniscient that this handsome, chiseled, bright-eyed, and obviously driven young man has been released from the jails of our criminal justice system, he has not been released from the jail of public opinion. He needs a forum where he can speak at length of the vile seduction to which he was victim. I say, let him speak at a future Sunday service at Landover.
We could contact Fox News and ensure they are there to get sound bites. We could write a script for him, just to make sure he says all the right things and knows the scripture to back it up. I would be happy to ensure his safety by staying with him in his hotel (of course, I am certain a Landover pastor would house him, so perhaps that wouldn't be necessary; just saying).
I saw a recent news program that continued to make our little Brock seem like a perpetrator of some terrible crime. Here is a young man, his natural hormonic levelization running as it should in preparation for siring soldiers for the , when he is trying to clean up beer cans and red Solo cups from a revered educational housing unit of Greek origin, when this sultry vixen, intoxicated, her cardigan slightly ajar, whispers to him, "Hey, young man - come help me."
Being a person of valor and morals, he goes to assist a damsel in distress.
"I've fallen, and I can't get up." ® she says, enticing his natural instinct to do all he can to right any wrong that has been done. I can envision him saying,
"Let's pray and thank the I was here. Obviously, he sent me at this time to - " but he is interrupted as she touches him in ways only meant for the hideous marital act of congress. What happens next is only natural for a virile, well-built young Christian stud. Her devilish offering is there before him, and, because satan is a foul seducer, he causes things to happen that, if she had instead followed the voice of would not have happened.
I then sense his broken spirit after the 20 minute act of seduction, praying and asking forgiveness. Perhaps he even wants to go swimming and recommends that to her, offering to baptize her and renew both of their souls at the same time. What a guy.
So let's continue to pray for Brock, and please, Senior Pastors, consider offering him a speaking engagement to help renew his reputation. A scholarship to Landover U. would be icing on the cake. I'll bake the cake if the women are busy.
COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry
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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Pray for Brock Turner -
09-10-2016, 06:03 PM
Welcome home Brock, after 3 very undeserved months of jail in Godless communist California. It has been 3 months "already" you think, but not for Brock! Research shows that time goes very slow in jail. I will make sure he gets a place in the Landover Baptist University swimming team.
And now he is apparantly under attack by armed gay terrorists, so I truly pray for his wellbeing.
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Re: Pray for Brock Turner -
09-10-2016, 06:07 PM
Is that ammunition or a box of some vile, Gay snack on the ground next to him?
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