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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
Good advice for Jews, but I am a Christian.
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You certainly are, Brother Alvin - and a bright, shining example of what it means to be a man of God. It appears our new Pyrocinical visitor has decided Landover is not the place for him; it is my opinion that the Holy Ghost shoos away those who are here to vex and befuddle us.
I am reminded of the story of the man who stalked a female coworker in Boston (an ungodly, Catholic haven of sin). Despite her stern warning, the man continued to follow her until one day, when he had been particularly aggressive in his pursuit, she got on her knees on the sidewalk and asked Jesus to assist her.
It drew quite a crowd, and stalkers don't like publicity, so he turned to walk away. As he entered the street he was struck down by a 1992 Toyota Tercel being driven by an intoxicated priest on his way home from a gay bar.
Praise God for His Protective Presence®.
Glory!
COME, Lord Jesus!
BrotherLarry