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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 07:33 PM

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pastor jeffery, while i have no personal issue with you since you have not attacked me, i do take issue in the fact that you believe english is god's favorite language. It's one of the youngest languages today, and American English is actually much more primitive than any other language. Besides, the original Bible was written in Hebrew, so if anything that should be God's favorite language. Yet arguing with you is, like I already said, pointless because you'll believe what you believe and dismiss everything else as a lie.

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The Bible was written in Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic. Get you facts straight, you ignoramus.

English IS God's favorite language though, as he has made that the language of the perfect version of the Bible, the King James Authorized 1611, and has made it the most widely spoken language in all of history.

There's a reason we aren't speaking in Icelandic right now, you know.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 07:34 PM

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ooh! devilspeak, c'mon, i know you have it in you to get me banned!
Little boy, don't you have homework to be doing?
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 07:35 PM

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Son, you wouldn't know something intellectual if it crawled up in your lap and called you 'momma'. Neither are your reading, writing, and spelling skills traits of which you should be particularly proud yet. Brush up on God's favorite language, then try again someday to be taken seriously. Do you have a point of view, by the way?
FATHR, MAH SPELLIN SKILLS R FINE THANK U. U R MAD ENOUGH 2 SUPPOSE DAT TEH WHOLE WURLD SPEAKZ UR LANGUAGE PERFECTLY, WHICH SHOWS JUS HOW IGNORANT U R. IF U HAD MONITORD AT SKOOL WHEN U WUZ KID UD ALSO KNOE DAT TEH ENGLISH LANGUAGE ORIGINALLY COMEZ FRUM TEH SAME GERMANIC ROOTS AS ICELANDIC. LERNIN ICELANDIC IZ FAR HARDR 2 LERN DEN ENGLISH WICH MUST INDED SHOW DAT CEILIN CAT GAEV ME TEH BRAINS U SO LACK (?) IF HE WUZ REAL))

UR IGNORANCE BOUNCEZ RITE OFF ME.

YA I HAD POINT OV VIEW. READ MAH ORIGINAL POST. DID U HAS ANY POINT YOURSELF? U SEEM 2 BE AWFULLY OBSESIV BEAN RUDE AN TRY 2 OFFEND PEEPS.

DID JEBUS TEACH U 2 BE RUDE?

I WISH U WELL AN I HOPE ULL HAS PEACE IN UR MIND SUM DAI.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 07:35 PM

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the swedish "saga" is completely different from the Icelandic Sagas. Saga literally translated means story.
So you admit it's just a made up story and not true? Thank you.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 07:38 PM

Saga literally translated means story. And besides, those are Swedish sagas a completely different country.

ps, even if i'm going to hell, at least i'll die laughing from your stupidity. go for it call me a retard, i don't care because i know i will never have to meet you in real life. even if i do, i'd merely feel sorry for you and your pathetic attempts at comebacks.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 07:40 PM

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FATHR, MAH SPELLIN SKILLS R FINE THANK U. U R MAD ENOUGH 2 SUPPOSE DAT TEH WHOLE WURLD SPEAKZ UR LANGUAGE PERFECTLY, WHICH SHOWS JUS HOW IGNORANT U R. IF U HAD MONITORD AT SKOOL WHEN U WUZ KID UD ALSO KNOE DAT TEH ENGLISH LANGUAGE ORIGINALLY COMEZ FRUM TEH SAME GERMANIC ROOTS AS ICELANDIC. LERNIN ICELANDIC IZ FAR HARDR 2 LERN DEN ENGLISH WICH MUST INDED SHOW DAT CEILIN CAT GAEV ME TEH BRAINS U SO LACK (?) IF HE WUZ REAL))

UR IGNORANCE BOUNCEZ RITE OFF ME.

YA I HAD POINT OV VIEW. READ MAH ORIGINAL POST. DID U HAS ANY POINT YOURSELF? U SEEM 2 BE AWFULLY OBSESIV BEAN RUDE AN TRY 2 OFFEND PEEPS.

DID JEBUS TEACH U 2 BE RUDE?

I WISH U WELL AN I HOPE ULL HAS PEACE IN UR MIND SUM DAI.

haha. thay changed mah lines. well. i'm off. ceilin catspeed redneck pastors and hillybilly's.

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DID JEBUS TEACH U 2 BE RUDE?

Jesus often went around calling people things like a generation of vipers, hypocrites, wicked, adulterous, Satan, faithless, perverse, fools, serpents, killers of the prophets, dogs, sinful, sons of the devil, thieves, robbers, and much more.

Jesus was really only nice to those people who accepted Him as Lord and agreed not to sin anymore.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 07:42 PM

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Saga literally translated means story. And besides, those are Swedish sagas a completely different country.

ps, even if i'm going to hell, at least i'll die laughing from your stupidity. go for it call me a retard, i don't care because i know i will never have to meet you in real life. even if i do, i'd merely feel sorry for you and your pathetic attempts at comebacks.
My you are rude. What have I ever done to you for you to treat me like this? I'll pray for you. You need it.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 07:43 PM

wow first i just wanna say thx for giving me the best laug iv'e had for a very long time
First if all Icelanders are going to hell What about america?
what country is famous for the high total of kills? yeah thats right USA?
Which country is invading others countrys and killing many many innocent people? OH Yes USA.

You also say that god was showing he hated us by making us bankrupt what a load of bullshit i thought god was not vengeful i thought god was made up to make people do good things and help his brother in need!!!!
to sink to your level I could say that 9/11 was just an act of good to show ho much he hates USA But thats not it 9/11 was caused by stupid people who dont know how to translate theyre bible the coran just like you are clearly misunderstanding the bible!!!

And saying you would rather be a person in haiti then be an icelandic and saying that god was showing his power by dropping an atom bomb on japan that is just more Americans proofing how piffleing stupid you are.

I mean voting for Bush twice what more could i say!!!

I also dont belive that women belive that they are the weaker sex so the women in your sick cult are even more stupid then the men are. i mean why can women not be in control give me a reason not just say thats what god said!!!

But now i have to go my girlfriend is waiting for me and we are gonna have sex (and use condoms) while we listen to the awesome song I'm on a higway to hell by the great australian band ACDC and maybe afterwards we will read harry potter!!

P.S I hope you will all have a good life you racist inbreed rednecks.

P.SS thx again for this forum if it wouldn't be for stupid people the world would miss out on many many good laughters
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 07:45 PM

i'm a girl, something you'll obviously never get. so have fun with your hand.

King James Bible was translated into English for King James of England. And English isn't the most widely used language in the world, Chinese is and Spanish is in second.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 08:01 PM

by now, i'm just having so much fun pissing you guys off since you obviously are easily threatened by a "little girl". i'm not so little but it doesn't matter to you guys since you have so much fun persecuting all women who have opinions.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 08:01 PM

Both of you are victims of the decisions made by your Godless government.

See the need to bring a theocratic government into power there. Rid yourselves of whoredom, penis fetishes, witchcraft, and all other sins that currently make you miserable little country the gateway to hell.

The state is a bankrupt institution. The only alternative to this bankrupt 'humanistic' system is a God-centered government. R.J. Rushdoony, Reconstructionist theologian
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i'm a girl,

And English isn't the most widely used language in the world, Chinese is and Spanish is in second.
Are you sure you are a woman, we have a few posters that are not sure.

just what dialect of Chinese are you speaking of? If American is not Gods favorite language why is it the universal language of business?
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 08:08 PM

i definitely have no penis and i have breasts. definitely a girl, but i never said i was a woman yet. really it should be the other way around, I should attack your manhood for firstly responding to my post, and secondly for having such a great comeback "are you sure you are a woman," ooh ouch. virgin to boot. poor little jesus boy all scared of an itty bitty girl.

and i was referring to Mandarin Chinese, the language with most native speakers as well as the most widely used language outside of China.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 08:12 PM

i like you icelander 7.

and yay! i'm a viking feminist. i could have sworn you would have called me a sassy-mouthed feminazi bitch. not very nice to your fellow american now are you?
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i definitely have no penis and i have breasts. definitely a girl, but i never said i was a woman yet. really it should be the other way around, I should attack your manhood for firstly responding to my post, and secondly for having such a great comeback "are you sure you are a woman," ooh ouch. virgin to boot. poor little jesus boy all scared of an itty bitty girl.

and i was referring to Mandarin Chinese, the language with most native speakers as well as the most widely used language outside of China.
You should be glad you are a women, I head that you Icelanders cut off penis's and put them in a museum. Why do you do that, are you all lesbos and hate men and their tallywachers? Why do you hate Jesus?


I don't know any one who speaks Chinese and I live in New York City
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 08:23 PM

have you ever been to chinatown?

plus, they don't cut off the penis, they make a mold of it. a lot of foreigners have participated. and i'm not a lesbian, of course i have no proof other than i am extremely attracted to men. i don't hate jesus, i hate his ignorant followers like you.
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i'm a girl, something you'll obviously never get. so have fun with your hand.

King James Bible was translated into English for King James of England. And English isn't the most widely used language in the world, Chinese is and Spanish is in second.
They are the most widely used FIRST languages, that is true. But overall number of people who know English? Well, let me ask - did they teach you Chinese or Spanish in school?
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 08:26 PM

have you ever been to chinatown?

and they don't cut off the penises, they make a mold. a lot of foreigners have participated as well. i've never been, and i don't want to either. i don't get the fascination. and i'm not a lesbian, i don't really have proof other than i'm attracted to men and not attracted to women in the slightest. and i don't hate jesus, i hate his ignorant followers. like you.
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Originally Posted by garden of eden View Post
by now, i'm just having so much fun pissing you guys off since you obviously are easily threatened by a "little girl". i'm not so little but it doesn't matter to you guys since you have so much fun persecuting all women who have opinions.
Women don't have opinions. Their brains are not strong enough to form coherent thoughts. That's why they need men to lead them. If you believe you have opinions, it is because of the demons whispering in your ears.
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