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Re: O'Reilly Reports: Lesbian Gangs On The Rampage! -
07-09-2007, 11:21 PM
nah I'm a buddhist
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Re: O'Reilly Reports: Lesbian Gangs On The Rampage! -
07-09-2007, 11:35 PM
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nah I'm a buddhist
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You just keep digging that hole deeper and deeper, don't you? It doesn't matter, you know. As soon as you placed that shovel of sin into the soil that is your soul, with the very first stroke, you already dug yourself right into Hell. The only way out is to fill that hole with Jesus, let Him lift you out of the pit and right into His Glory!
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Re: O'Reilly Reports: Lesbian Gangs On The Rampage! -
07-09-2007, 11:38 PM
im good thanks~
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Re: O'Reilly Reports: Lesbian Gangs On The Rampage! -
07-09-2007, 11:40 PM
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im good thanks~
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God says otherwise, but I'm fine with you burning for eternity in Hell if you are.
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Re: O'Reilly Reports: Lesbian Gangs On The Rampage! -
07-09-2007, 11:41 PM
awesome
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Re: O'Reilly Reports: Lesbian Gangs On The Rampage! -
07-10-2007, 03:13 AM
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Well lesbian sex is way more satisfying than straight sex! Maybe that's why so many victims convert over
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It's not about satisfaction, sinner. It's about procreation.
And a man can do anything some lezbean bulldyke could do and more. Women are ultimately good for nothing other than baking future True Christian soldiers in their baby ovens. It's the only way for them to be Saved.
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety - 1 Timothy 2, 14-15
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Re: O'Reilly Reports: Lesbian Gangs On The Rampage! -
07-10-2007, 02:36 PM
don't knock it till you try it!
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07-10-2007, 03:24 PM
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don't knock it till you try it!
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We friend, why do you knocked being SAVED until you tried it? You do not know what it is like to open yourself to Jesus, let Him refresh your bowls and lie betwixt your breasts like we do.
You don't need sex after that.
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Re: O'Reilly Reports: Lesbian Gangs On The Rampage! -
07-10-2007, 11:14 PM
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better to learn young where the good sex is
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Good Lord, even Father Mo isn't quite as blatant as you are when it comes to defending childrape. Are all Buddhists pederasts, or is just you?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: O'Reilly Reports: Lesbian Gangs On The Rampage! -
07-11-2007, 03:29 PM
GOODNESS! My eyes my eyes they burn!!
Why are homer women so violent?
Is it because they don't have a man to be subjected to?
Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
Abstinence: it's not easy but neither are you!
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Re: O'Reilly Reports: Lesbian Gangs On The Rampage! -
07-11-2007, 04:44 PM
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GOODNESS! My eyes my eyes they burn!!
Why are homer women so violent?
Is it because they don't have a man to be subjected to?
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They really aren't helping the argument that women DO have souls. It is becoming more and more apparent that without a male guide a woman is nothing more than a wild savage beast. This isn't conclusive, but the evidence isn't looking good.
1 Timothy 2
[14] And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
[15] Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
It would seem that perhaps women aren't born with souls, but perhaps are granted souls during their pregnancies. This may be why lesbiacs behave live craved negroidial savages.
TRUE CHRISTIAN WOMEN: HAVE LITTLE TRUE CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS FOR CHRIST. If you haven't already
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Re: O'Reilly Reports: Lesbian Gangs On The Rampage! -
07-11-2007, 06:24 PM
those lesbotrons should most definitely get stabbed with a *ahem* sword of justice a few times.
That might straighten them out.
Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
Abstinence: it's not easy but neither are you!
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Re: O'Reilly Reports: Lesbian Gangs On The Rampage! -
07-11-2007, 09:24 PM
i'm just glad i have a sense of humor about this, some people come to this site and think you're serious.
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07-11-2007, 09:37 PM
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i'm just glad i have a sense of humor about this, some people come to this site and think you're serious.
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We are serious. Nothing about the KJV1611 is a joke child. Better heed that warning son.
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Re: O'Reilly Reports: Lesbian Gangs On The Rampage! -
07-11-2007, 09:44 PM
ok, you're serious
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07-11-2007, 10:12 PM
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i'm just glad i have a sense of humor about this, some people come to this site and think you're serious.
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2 Kings 2: 23-24 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
Keep up with the mocking and in this case YOU might be the little bastard that gets ripped apart by bears or dogs, or scratched apart by cats or pecked to death by birds, or eaten alive by ants or stung to death by wasps, or any number of animals that Jesus sees fit.
We are very serious about our faith. You are in OUR house, sinner, and will NOT disrespect our faith. Do I make myself clear?
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Re: O'Reilly Reports: Lesbian Gangs On The Rampage! -
07-11-2007, 10:19 PM
lol uh ok
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07-12-2007, 01:15 AM
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lol uh ok
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lol uh, your on moderation
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Re: O'Reilly Reports: Lesbian Gangs On The Rampage! -
07-12-2007, 01:28 AM
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We friend, why do you knocked being SAVED until you tried it? You do not know what it is like to open yourself to Jesus, let Him refresh your bowls and lie betwixt your breasts like we do.
You don't need sex after that.
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Dear gods, Bobby Joe, one almost wouldn't want sex after reading that.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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07-12-2007, 01:46 AM
im moderated!
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