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Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 02:53 PM
Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel. I'm not sure why I was unable to log on to the Church's server yesterday, but today I noticed that you were re-promoted to pastor. It makes me feel so much better to have things back to normal again.
I'm sure when you're ready to share with us your experiences during the past week, you will. We're all curious, especially after all of the crazy stories that have been spreading around.
We I missed you.
Your friend,
Brother Nobar.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 04:07 PM
I knew all along there was nothing to tell.
After several prayer sessions an some cream, even my sores have started to go down.
Praise Jesus all is quiet again in Freehold.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Location: Freehold Iowa
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 04:24 PM
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I knew all along there was nothing to tell.
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Yep, the unsaved just assume to silliest things. Fortunately we TRUE Christians™ know better.
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 04:25 PM
Pastor Zeke just ROCKS!
PRAISE!
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Super Moderator Beloved Church Elder World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Yep, the unsaved just assume to silliest things. Fortunately we TRUE Christians™ know better.
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Amen, Brother. I never had the slightest doubt.
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 04:27 PM
Welcome back
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Senior Pastor VP of Evangelical Outreach On FIRE for Jesus
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 04:31 PM
Some unsaved trash were trying to spread vicious rumors about Pastor Zeke, but I had complete confidence Zeke was 100% innocent. Once saved, always saved. The Devil can't destroy a good man.
Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Alaska
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-13-2008, 03:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Yep, the unsaved just assume to silliest things. Fortunately we TRUE Christians™ know better.
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Is that why all the TC's were so quick to condem him? Is that why, when JennyD supported him, she had her TC status revoked? Yeah, you assume alright.
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Senior Pastor VP of Evangelical Outreach On FIRE for Jesus
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-13-2008, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Dodger556
Is that why all the TC's were so quick to condem him? Is that why, when JennyD supported him, she had her TC status revoked? Yeah, you assume alright.
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What in the world are you talking about, friend?
Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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Honorary True Christian™ Sweet Placid Sister
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-13-2008, 03:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Dodger556
Is that why all the TC's were so quick to condem him? Is that why, when JennyD supported him, she had her TC status revoked? Yeah, you assume alright.
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My TC status hasn't been revoked. See? <pointing at name>
Incidentally, I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that The Monthly Visitor will be opening for business June 1, a full month ahead of schedule!
Special thanks to the inspectors from the city, who rushed out this weekend and actually DID the rest of the plumbing, electrical, and HVAC work FOR me!
I am truly blessed.
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-13-2008, 03:25 AM
Do you really want me to dig up the thread, which started about 1.5 weeks ago, where pretty much every TC and a few mod's were condemning him? Pastor Billy, I remember you saying in a reply that you always thought there would be problems with how zeke was so quick condemn people himself.
JennyD, surely you remember when your title was just member, just like zeke's was at that same time ( about a week ago ).
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