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Default The Tetrad Cometh- What hath God wrought? - 10-16-2013, 10:17 PM

Clearly, we are in the End Times and have been for some time. The signs are all there; this is not an issue which is in doubt among Christians.

The Scriptures tell us Jesus said, "But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only"-Matthew 24:36

But He also said in Luke Chapter 21, "And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth, distress of nations..." Verse 25, and later in Verse 28, "And when these things begin to pass, then look up, and lift up your heads; for your redemption draweth nigh."

The Scriptures also tell us that, "The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before that great and notable day of the Lord come:"- Acts-2:20.

There is a celestial event, where the Lord arranges the sun, moon and Earth in such a way that the moon seems to turn red. We call this a blood moon. It doesn't happen very often. When this event takes place on four consecutive Jewish High Holy days, with a solar eclipse occuring in the middle, it is called a Tetrad.

There have been three Tetrads in the last 500 years. One was in 1492, immediately after which, the Jews were expelled from Spain. They then came to the New World where they became Democrat lawyers. The next was in 1948, immediately after which the State of Israel was established. The last Tetrad was in 1967, just before the Six Day War, during which, the Jews won Jerusalem.

There will be another Tetrad starting on April 15 of 2014 (is it a coincidence that April 15 is the day the Godless Federal Government fleeces the citizens? I think not.). It will end in 2015.

What will happen then? Could we finally be arriving at the Day of Days?

I will be listening for that mighty shout.


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Default Re: The Tetrad Cometh- What hath God wrought? - 10-16-2013, 11:21 PM

Brother, I am absolutely certain that the Rapture will occur in our lifetime, and that these times are the End Times. In fact, I am absolutely convinced in my heart of hearts that even the eldest True Christians™ will be snatched up very soon, and that the rest of the world will tremble with the knowledge of its impending demise. Actually, I suspect this will occur any moment now, and that Christ and His elect will be vindicated in this miracle of miracles. And so I rejoice.

I cannot wait to look down condescendingly upon the unsaved, and watch the world be ripped apart by plague, tyranny, war, and strife.


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Default Re: The Tetrad Cometh- What hath God wrought? - 10-16-2013, 11:30 PM

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There will be another Tetrad starting on April 15 of 2014 (is it a coincidence that April 15 is the day the Godless Federal Government fleeces the citizens? I think not.). It will end in 2015.

What will happen then? Could we finally be arriving at the Day of Days?

I will be listening for that mighty shout.
Now, I think you have answered your own question. Although divining through numbers is ungodly, like Joseph who interpreted dreams, which is also forbidden, this is so obvious that a child could work it out.

Now I happen to know that your full name is Alvin Mordecai Moss, and God speaks to you directly, so Listen Up!

That date you gave is 04/15/2014

0+4+1+5+2+0+1+4 = 17

The 17th Book of the Bible is Esther, Chapter 04, verse 15

We ignore the zero and we have

Es:4:15: Then Esther bade them return Mordecai this answer. [See what God did there?]

This leaves 2014 and 2+0+1+4 = 7

The 7th Book of the Bible is Judges

We ignore the zero and we have

Chapter 2, verse 14 is
Jdg 2:14 And the anger of the LORD was hot against Israel, and he delivered them into the hands of spoilers that spoiled them, and he sold them into the hands of their enemies round about, so that they could not any longer stand before their enemies.

Israel was the most powerful nation at that time and the one loved best by God. In today’s terms, it is clear that Israel means “the American citizens”.

The “spoilers” are the Demoncrats who have spoiled everything that made the US great.

The “he sold them into the hands of their enemies” is defense budget cuts. American soldiers will have to walk everywhere and half of them will have to carry broomsticks instead of M15s.

The consequence is obvious: “so that they could not any longer stand before their enemies.” Therefore, the Chinese and Russians will form an Axis of Evil together with North Korea.





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Default Re: The Tetrad Cometh- What hath God wrought? - 10-17-2013, 12:15 AM

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Now, I think you have answered your own question. Although divining through numbers is ungodly, like Joseph who interpreted dreams, which is also forbidden, this is so obvious that a child could work it out.

Now I happen to know that your full name is Alvin Mordecai Moss, and God speaks to you directly, so Listen Up!

That date you gave is 04/15/2014

0+4+1+5+2+0+1+4 = 17

The 17th Book of the Bible is Esther, Chapter 04, verse 15

We ignore the zero and we have

Es:4:15: Then Esther bade them return Mordecai this answer. [See what God did there?]

This leaves 2014 and 2+0+1+4 = 7

The 7th Book of the Bible is Judges

We ignore the zero and we have

Chapter 2, verse 14 is
Jdg 2:14 And the anger of the LORD was hot against Israel, and he delivered them into the hands of spoilers that spoiled them, and he sold them into the hands of their enemies round about, so that they could not any longer stand before their enemies.

Israel was the most powerful nation at that time and the one loved best by God. In today’s terms, it is clear that Israel means “the American citizens”.

The “spoilers” are the Demoncrats who have spoiled everything that made the US great.

The “he sold them into the hands of their enemies” is defense budget cuts. American soldiers will have to walk everywhere and half of them will have to carry broomsticks instead of M15s.

The consequence is obvious: “so that they could not any longer stand before their enemies.” Therefore, the Chinese and Russians will form an Axis of Evil together with North Korea.
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When I was wallowing in occultism and possessed by the archdemon Belial prior to my salvific purification in the body of Christ, I performed this exact same numerological operation in blood on page 665 of my anthropodermic magickal diary, a grimoire so tainted by perversity that to read it would drive any ordinary man irreversibly insane. I can confirm the accuracy of your numerological assessment and commend you on your knowledge of the abominable practices of the unsaved. By understanding their devious tendency to divine by numbers, human entrails, yarrow rods, and the like, we are better able to reach out to them with the Good News that Christ will eternally annihilate them for their spiritual dissidence.


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Default Re: The Tetrad Cometh- What hath God wrought? - 10-17-2013, 12:41 AM

The Jews are a stiff necked people who have vexed the Lord mightily.

Do you think Almighty God intends to finally destroy them for their affronts to Him?


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The Jews are a stiff necked people who have vexed the Lord mightily.

Do you think Almighty God intends to finally destroy them for their affronts to Him?
Yes, the Jews rejected Jesus and they vote for democrats who are destroying America. Christians vote for Republicans who support Israel because prophecy says that Armageddon and the return of Jesus will not happen until the restoration of a Jewish state in the Holy Land. I think this all makes sense.


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Default Re: The Tetrad Cometh- What hath God wrought? - 10-17-2013, 01:27 AM

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Now I happen to know that your full name is Alvin Mordecai Moss, and God speaks to you directly, so Listen Up!

That date you gave is 04/15/2014

0+4+1+5+2+0+1+4 = 17

The 17th Book of the Bible is Esther, Chapter 04, verse 15

We ignore the zero and we have

Es:4:15: Then Esther bade them return Mordecai this answer. [See what God did there?]

This leaves 2014 and 2+0+1+4 = 7

The 7th Book of the Bible is Judges

We ignore the zero and we have

Chapter 2, verse 14 is
Jdg 2:14 And the anger of the LORD was hot against Israel, and he delivered them into the hands of spoilers that spoiled them, and he sold them into the hands of their enemies round about, so that they could not any longer stand before their enemies.

Israel was the most powerful nation at that time and the one loved best by God. In today’s terms, it is clear that Israel means “the American citizens”.

The “spoilers” are the Demoncrats who have spoiled everything that made the US great.

The “he sold them into the hands of their enemies” is defense budget cuts. American soldiers will have to walk everywhere and half of them will have to carry broomsticks instead of M15s.

The consequence is obvious: “so that they could not any longer stand before their enemies.” Therefore, the Chinese and Russians will form an Axis of Evil together with North Korea.
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Yes, the Jews rejected Jesus and they vote for democrats who are destroying America. Christians vote for Republicans who support Israel because prophecy says that Armageddon and the return of Jesus will not happen until the restoration of a Jewish state in the Holy Land. I think this all makes sense.
If we allow the Palestinians access to hospitals and food, they will exploit this freedom to destroy Israel. Then the prophecies of Revelation cannot take place and Jesus will be unable to return without causing the Bible to contain a contradiction.


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Default Re: The Tetrad Cometh- What hath God wrought? - 10-17-2013, 01:37 AM

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Now, I think you have answered your own question. Although divining through numbers is ungodly, like Joseph who interpreted dreams, which is also forbidden, this is so obvious that a child could work it out.

Now I happen to know that your full name is Alvin Mordecai Moss, and God speaks to you directly, so Listen Up!

That date you gave is 04/15/2014

0+4+1+5+2+0+1+4 = 17

The 17th Book of the Bible is Esther, Chapter 04, verse 15

We ignore the zero and we have

Es:4:15: Then Esther bade them return Mordecai this answer. [See what God did there?]

This leaves 2014 and 2+0+1+4 = 7

The 7th Book of the Bible is Judges

We ignore the zero and we have

Chapter 2, verse 14 is
Jdg 2:14 And the anger of the LORD was hot against Israel, and he delivered them into the hands of spoilers that spoiled them, and he sold them into the hands of their enemies round about, so that they could not any longer stand before their enemies.

Israel was the most powerful nation at that time and the one loved best by God. In today’s terms, it is clear that Israel means “the American citizens”.

The “spoilers” are the Demoncrats who have spoiled everything that made the US great.

The “he sold them into the hands of their enemies” is defense budget cuts. American soldiers will have to walk everywhere and half of them will have to carry broomsticks instead of M15s.

The consequence is obvious: “so that they could not any longer stand before their enemies.” Therefore, the Chinese and Russians will form an Axis of Evil together with North Korea.

So then; it's been the Chinamen all along.


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Default Re: The Tetrad Cometh- What hath God wrought? - 10-17-2013, 03:00 AM

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Clearly, we are in the End Times and have been for some time. The signs are all there...What will happen then? Could we finally be arriving at the Day of Days?
Something that's always perplexed me a little is, How do all of us True Christians™ get Raptured on the Day of Days, when there's some limited number mentioned in the Bible© that ultimately gets chosen? Is it 130 souls, or 300 or something....and isn't that number out of everyone who's ever lived and/or died?

I mean, there's gonna be a lot of characters from the Bible© chosen (I'd think) then a bunch of godly Republican politicians and heads of business who saved the world, and then a few upright movie stars like John Wayne thrown in...how many "seats are on the bus"?

Do the Pastors decide who goes?

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Something that's always perplexed me a little is, How do all of us True Christians™ get Raptured on the Day of Days, when there's some limited number mentioned in the Bible© that ultimately gets chosen? Is it 130 souls, or 300 or something....and isn't that number out of everyone who's ever lived and/or died?
Revelation 7:4 And I heard the number of them which were sealed: and there were sealed an hundred and forty and four thousand of all the tribes of the children of Israel.
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Revelation 7:9 After this I beheld, and, lo, a great multitude, which no man could number, of all nations, and kindreds, and people, and tongues, stood before the throne, and before the Lamb, clothed with white robes, and palms in their hands;

See - don't worry, Mistress Cookie. I'm pretty sure we'll be able to make it
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Cool! Thanks, Sister!

I hope a bunch of people still get left out, though.
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On the day of the Glorious Rapture, Christians will be transported into His presence, there to spend eternity in the warmth of His everlasting love for His people.

On that same day, seen from our lookout far above, will begin the eternal floor show. The great confrontation will last some time and, at the same time, we can begin to watch the bathers writhe in the Lake of Fire that knows no quenching while we have a nice fried chicken for our picnic lunch.

Such glorious days await.

BTW- I did want to add that the Jew holiday Haun...Hana...Chan...Chaun... the one that comes around Christmas, comes on Thanksgiving this year. The Reverend Brother John Haggee said that this is the first time in thousands of years that Haunak...whatever, has occured on Thanksgiving Day. Also, this year, there is going to be a comet visable on that day.

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Also, this year, there is going to be a comet visable on that day.

What can all this mean?
I'm pretty sure that the comet means we're going to be hearing from a bunch of astronomers so-called spamming the airwaves with their disproved claims that comets are objects from the outer solar system, when everyone knows that they are really signs from God. Scientists can be so pig headed!


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Cool! Thanks, Sister!

I hope a bunch of people still get left out, though.
Oh, I'm sure. That "great multitude, which no man could number" includes all True Christians™ who have lived for the past 2000 years. That's a lot of people, but many more will be cast into the fire of eternal damnation.
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Then there is a detailed list of how many Jews from each tribe get Saved®
Wait...what's that part mean? I thought part of the meaning of "heaven" was no joos around, trying to joo you.

Since when's God™s letting them in ( ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? )


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Wait...what's that part mean? I thought part of the meaning of "heaven" was no joos around, trying to joo you.

Since when's God™s letting them in ( ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? )

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The comet that has already been seen to be on it's way turns out to be bigger than was first thought.

Someone has given it a name. They are calling it ISON. Secular scientists have come up with this name and yet it invokes the name of the Lord Jesus. I find this quite telling.

It will be reach it's closest point to the sun on November 28, which is Thanksgiving Day and also the first day of Chanukah (which is how spell check agrees it should be spelled). The heat of the sun is expected to melt off plenty of it and those parts are expected by Christian observers to fall to the Earth as loud, angry fire balls from the Heavens as we cross the comet's path a few days later.

For the Lord Himself shall descend from Heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: 1 Thessalonians 4:16

All the signs are right. The day of the Lord's return is likely at hand.

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The comet that has already been seen to be on it's way turns out to be bigger than was first thought.
Can we talk about the Joos some more?

SINCE WHEN ARE THEY GETTING INTO HEAVEN ? ?

There's limited seating ! !

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Can we talk about the Joos some more?

SINCE WHEN ARE THEY GETTING INTO HEAVEN ? ?

There's limited seating ! !

No Christian Left Behind ! !


I'm sure these seats are reserved for those who had the misfortune to be born Jews, but saw the Light® and converted to Christianity.

This is the only logical explanation.
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