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Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 02:53 PM
Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel. I'm not sure why I was unable to log on to the Church's server yesterday, but today I noticed that you were re-promoted to pastor. It makes me feel so much better to have things back to normal again.
I'm sure when you're ready to share with us your experiences during the past week, you will. We're all curious, especially after all of the crazy stories that have been spreading around.
We I missed you.
Your friend,
Brother Nobar.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 04:07 PM
I knew all along there was nothing to tell.
After several prayer sessions an some cream, even my sores have started to go down.
Praise Jesus all is quiet again in Freehold.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 04:24 PM
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I knew all along there was nothing to tell.
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Yep, the unsaved just assume to silliest things. Fortunately we TRUE Christians™ know better.
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 04:25 PM
Pastor Zeke just ROCKS!
PRAISE!
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Super Moderator Beloved Church Elder World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 04:25 PM
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Yep, the unsaved just assume to silliest things. Fortunately we TRUE Christians™ know better.
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Amen, Brother. I never had the slightest doubt.
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 04:27 PM
Welcome back
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 04:31 PM
Some unsaved trash were trying to spread vicious rumors about Pastor Zeke, but I had complete confidence Zeke was 100% innocent. Once saved, always saved. The Devil can't destroy a good man.
Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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Last edited by Pastor Billy-Reuben; 05-07-2008 at 04:40 PM.
Reason: Reworded to avoid copyright infringement
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
Amen, Brother. I never had the slightest doubt.
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Originally Posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben
Some unsaved trash were trying to spread vicious rumors about Pastor Zeke, but I never had the slightest doubt that Zeke was 100% innocent. Once saved, always saved. The Devil can't destroy a good man.
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Pastor, I forgot to put a copyright symbol after the phrase I never had the slightest doubt. I coined it back in 1954. Don't worry about it. It's water under the bridge©.
© 1949. Old Man Hatchet Enterprises.
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 04:40 PM
It really broke my heart to see the slanderous things some of the unfaithful were saying. I stood by him because Jesus told me to; it's as simple as that.
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
Pastor, I forgot to put a copyright symbol after the phrase I never had the slightest doubt. I coined it back in 1954. Don't worry about it. It's water under the bridge©.
©1949. Old Man Hatchet Enterprises.
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I apologize for stepping on your toes, brother. I have fixed my post.
Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben
Some unsaved trash were trying to spread vicious rumors about Pastor Zeke, but I never had the slightest doubt that Zeke was 100% innocent. Once saved, always saved. The Devil can't destroy a good man.
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Unsaved trash, that figures! Yaaaaaay Pastor Zeke! (I never doubted for a moment that you weren't a man of God, Jesus excuse noddy)
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 04:55 PM
I don't know who Pastor Ezekiel is but he sounds like a man of God.
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Senior Pastor VP of Evangelical Outreach On FIRE for Jesus
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Link is cool
I don't know who Pastor Ezekiel is but he sounds like a man of God.
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That's for certain. Here is one of my favorite Pastor Zeke sermons.
Pastor Billy-Reuben
Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 06:10 PM
Wow now thats one heck of a sermon!
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 06:17 PM
Yes, Welcome Back Honeypie and thank you for all the jewelry. It's soooooo beautiful!
Ahhhhh, the World is right again!
Thank you JESUS!!
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 06:24 PM
LBC was sort of nutty while you were away. I could not believe what your supposed friends were saying!
It's starting to get pretty up here now. Come to the mountains if you just need to get away for a few days (BTB is welcome, too).
Robbie
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 06:28 PM
Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel. It's good to see you in your rightful, God-approved position.
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 06:42 PM
Pastor Zeke - your return is excellent news making another excellent Landover day. My cup runneth over.
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Pastor Zeke - your return is excellent news making another excellent Landover day. My cup runneth over.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel! -
05-07-2008, 07:15 PM
That sure was mean spirited of you.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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